December 02, 2025

The Gang Summons the Titty Wizard | Ep 54

1 hour 32 minutes

Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist pussy” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor.

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🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN

The crew debates Black Santa, Big Nick Energy, and Stroke’s new pimp-Santa cane.

A listener’s song reveals the philosophical horror that “every hand has held a dick.”

A debate erupts on whether feeding scrambled eggs back to chickens is “period cannibalism.”

The gang discusses “dirt squirrels” evolving into potential new mascots like sand walruses and sand otters.

Stroke celebrates being “1% Black,” validated by listener Keisha

A kid’s drawing of a “titty wizard” (with MILF Slayer wand and tassel tits) devastates the room.

Ian unveils his Top 10 Things He Misses From the 2000s, including MySpace, Hot Topic goths, and elder-emo culture.

• Ass Backwards: the crew demolishes 2000s reverse-song trivia in seconds.

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