Thanksgiving is ruined the second Stroke waddles in wearing a turkey costume. Jen’s back on her anti-moist crusade. Ian brings back “Who Said It?” and loves reminding everyone how insane they are. Mikey accidentally offends every race, religion, and gender.

There’s a Florida threesome gone sideways, a listener’s explosive diarrhea in the shower, and a sex song from Stroke’s girlfriend that might singlehandedly give the pilgrims PTSD. Plus: turkeys from helicopters, diaper violence, and the most disgusting confession of the year....so far.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

• Confessions include: Porn revenge crimes, strip club poop disasters, cheating justifications, and one guy crop-dusting arcade children at John's Incredible Pizza.
• A Thanksgiving sex anthem 
• Random Facts derail into Moses, circumcision stand-offs, and who licked the first toad.
• Florida Man news includes: ATM forklift heists, egg debates turned gunfire, and a TikTok nudist challenge with no phone.
• Everyone’s horny at a baby shower. Allegedly.
• The group debates which U.S. states should be removed and how Rhode Island is basically a geographic clit.

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