Warning: don't mess with hobgoblins, they'll get you fired - as Donny can attest. Elsewhere, Luke discovers in the war against air-cons, babies will lose and Pete explains why Luke is the embodiment of bus driver chic. Plus, the lads are certain that having a beard is against the TFL dress code.

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This week, the lads are on the ultimate myth-busting mission, as they try to work out if you can make cocaine out of banana skins and turn non-alcoholic drinks alcoholic. Elsewhere, Luke sends us to finishing school again, but this time he educates us on pub etiquette. Hot tip: don’t make a barmaid cry by turning down the pub quiz.

Plus, another car update from Pete!

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Pete relives his golden days at Oxygen nightclub and gives us the down low on all of his best dance moves. However, Luke investigates the real question: how effective was this in finding romance on the dance floor?

Elsewhere, after reminiscing about Pete's time playing in a Ska punk band, the lads talk about all things guitars - ever seen one made out of colour pencils or coke bottles? Plus, Luke is insistent that Vans make him cool and Donaldson gives us a much anticipated update on his car.

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On today’s show, the lads debate the respectability of different jobs, from podcasting to lead consultants on neonatal wards - fancy entering into business with Willy Wonka himself? Luke thinks not.

Elsewhere, Luke tells us about the only acceptable form of WhatsApp etiquette. Plus, Pete talks all things Photoshop with a deep dive into Brian Eno’s diary and a long-awaited royal update on Kate Middleton - forget self-help guru, Pete’s set his sights on becoming a royal correspondent next!

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This week, the guys are talking about ‘the poor aesthetic’. Are the Last Dinner Party right? Are people sick of hearing about the cost of living? And was it acceptable to ask Rob Beckett to model in front of piled-high bins on his photoshoot?

Plus, Pete introduces his neighbour to Bigga Juice!

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Today we conclude that if we can shoot rabbits, then we can shoot fascists too as Luke tells us all about the new Nazi documentary he’s seen. But talk quickly turns to Donaldson’s funky pants!

Speaking of Pete, he’s destined to be the next biggest self-help guru with his latest top tips - oh and he also gives us a long awaited car update, drumroll please…

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Beware if you’re squeamish! Pete starts today’s episode by telling us about his best pimple popping moment. Grim! However, we do at least learn why he used to wear foundation as a teen…

Elsewhere, Luke encourages Pete to buy tooth cement from Amazon. Plus, the lads finally discuss the new Willy Wonka experience that only delivered on making kids cry and parents really, really angry.

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Do you think Pete would be a good spy? Today, Luke amazingly explains why he backs Donny for a career in espionage.

Elsewhere, Pete shares his fears that he is addicted to grapes - which admittedly isn’t that 007 - and a listener tells us about the sequence of events that lead to him buying a “vasectomy advent calendar”. It’s just another vintage edition of The Luke and Pete Show.

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Have you been wondering how Bryan Johnson's attempt to live forever is going? Well, today Luke and Pete give you an update which unfortunately means more chat about his erections...

On a completely unrelated note, Luke is encouraging Peete to get plastic surgery. Plus. Pete updates us on his car and the lads take a moment to re-live some of their teenage trauma.

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In the most Pete Donaldson story ever, today he tells Luke about the time he deliberately drank undiluted cordial. Listen to find out the amazing reason why.

After that, Luke and Pete discuss their favourite viral videos, which both contain men displaying their nipples and a listener makes the mistake of asking us for medical advice. Brave!

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