What’s the best way to celebrate Halloween? Eat loads of American Candy, of course. Because that is definitely going to help Pete’s stomach problems…

Speaking of Halloween, we marvel at a mass grave containing over 600 monks. Elsewhere a listener, unexpectedly, informs us that we played a part in the birth of their first child.

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We’ve got a new Prime Minister, for the next couple of months at least. I'm sure he'll be respected and won’t be labelled a **** on the BBC, right? Maybe not. 

As well as hearing more on that, we discuss whether the day has finally come for Pete to replace the Fiat and a listener sends in a very unusual eBay listing.

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Blink 182 are back, baby! But do the pop-punk icons know more about pop-punk than Petey-pie Donaldson? He once listened to a Propagandhi album after all… 

Elsewhere, we find out Captain Kirk regretted going where no man has gone before and - going where no podcast has gone before - we start a physical collection of new player batteries, thanks to an amazing gift from one of our lovely listeners.

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Luke loses the plot on today’s show as amazingly Pete manages to make himself sneeze on demand. 

Elsewhere, we once again stick two feet into the knock-off Nintendo Wii homepage that is the Metaverse and receive a really enjoyable email about a man who unknowingly wore a quite incredible t-shirt. And no, for once that man wasn’t Donny.

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Today’s the day! Luke and Pete are back with a big announcement… *drumroll please*... legs are coming to the Metaverse!

Join us in celebrating that major news on today's show. We also discuss the concept of infinity and how it means that Pete will one day turn into a dog turd and hear about how we unknowingly caused an incident that sent a listener to hospital.

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Pete’s back from driving a bigger boy’s car down the west coast of America! He only almost rolled it once, so it went pretty well overall.

Elsewhere, Pete reviews American towns he visited in three words and we scream “JUSTICE FOR COCAINE BEAR” as news has reached the Luke and Pete Show that the peace-loving icon has been done dirty in a movie adaptation of his life.

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Luke starts the show by expressing his displeasure for comedy as a genre. He better not read the description of this podcast… 

Once we have gotten passed that, the lads tell us about 2 different, but equally impressive, trips to the theatre that they have been on and Luke gets wound up by the idea of a Cliff Richard Christmas album.

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What other podcast could go from dissecting the Prime Minister’s shambolic media relations to uncovering some of the world’s rarest battery brands in the time it takes to say, ad-break?

We’ve got all that on the show plus a belated tribute to Coolio and the under-appreciated legacy of Gangsta's Paradise.

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Is there anyone that doesn’t find classic ventriloquism terrifying? That is the question we are faced with on today’s show. 

Elsewhere, we hear about Luke’s cat's particular drinking habits, a listener that spotted a rogue Pete Donaldson in the wild and we help a member of our community that is about the start a new job. 

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Warning! This episode contains more penis chat. We are sorry but ALOT of you did ask for it. 

If that’s too much then don’t worry, we bring the tone back by once again discussing the long egg. We also hear about Pete’s dog visiting the office and have a very special edition of the battery section.

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