"At first I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently. I never should have played that joke on Erin. I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place. Then I realized that I was being silly. I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month or two. Right?"

Put on your costume and prep your signature song—this Halloween we’re taking about Here Comes Treble! In honor of spooky season Alex and Edwin dive pig-nose first to all the storylines, costumes, and acapella covers that make up this episode from season 9. And of course we highlight all of the apprehension kits, pumpkin head pranks, and Sexy Tobys along the way. Then in the Conference Room we try our a new trivia format before closing the show announcing the winners of our annual costume contest!



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This week we go back to basics with another installment of Casual Thursdays! We got through a grab bag of topics including costume ideas for a 2024 Halloween Office episode, favorite and least favorite Halloween candy, irrational fears, and more. And then we close out the episode we have a couple of games and an amazing illustration sent in by friend and Au-guest contributor Haylee!

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Michael: If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance...and who you think deserved to be fired--who would that be?

Pam: I just answer the phone.

Michael: And...sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.

This week we go back to basics, opening up the mailbox to answer listener voicemails! We take messages asking about pop culture references in The Office and characters we might be workplace enemies with, hear some feedback on our Au-Guest and Draft month episodes, and get a lot of amazing Office-quote prank calls. Then we close the episode with by mini-drafting moments where characters laugh!

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"Give me the bottle or you're fired!"

"You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!"

This week we're joined by friend of the pod and Patreon supertot Jemima to draft Car Scenes! We go through and draft all of best, funniest, and most memorable moments that take place in the car, including all the scenes where cars end up in lakes, where Jim (in a ladies' warehouse uniform) ends up discovered by Karen, or where Meredith ends up in the hospital. Then we close the episode with a quick Ordinary Things segment hosted by Jemima!

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Dwight: [to phone] Phillip, if you’re hearing this memo, that can only mean one thing, I’m dead. You are the rightful heir to Schrute Farms. Please, you must do one thing. Kill Mose before he kills you. [presses button] Mose, hey, it’s Dwight. Listen, yeah, I just want to give you a heads-up.

This week we're drafting Schrute Things! Draft month rolls into October as we keep the draft going for another couple weeks. And in this episode Alex, Sean, and Edwin pick all things Schrute, including traditions, battles, vehicles, beets, and more! Then we wrap up the episode with a karaoke-themed trivia sent in by a listener!

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"There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful."

Draft month marches on with The Phone Call Draft! And this week we're joined by the voicemail legend himself, Thaddeus, from the piney woods of east Texas! We go through and pick our favorite phone calls spanning all eras and moments of the show, including Michael's mistakes, heartfelt moments, microgement, and more!

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Michael: If you were getting fired, how would you wanna be told so you could still be friends with the person firing you?

Sherri: Jan wants the name as soon as possible, Michael.

This week we continue Draft Month by drafting Fireable Offenses! Sean, Edwin, and Alex go through and draft all of their favorite moments where someone could’ve (and maybe should’ve) lost their job. The draft takes us all across the show, from Michael’s worst moments to Dwight’s office weaponry to Meredith’s Outback steak coupons and more. Then to close out the show we feature a deceptively simple round of Office Trivia sent in by a listener! 

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Michael: David, guess who I'm sitting here dressed as.

David: I'm not going to guess. You can tell me or I am going to hang up.

Draft month continues with the Characters in Costume Draft! We draft all of our favorite moments when the Dunder Mifflin staff don costumes, whether that’s Halloween, raiding another branch, or becoming a character (if you’re Michael Scott). Then we head to the Conference Room where we review the casting news for The Paper! 

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“Hey I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer. So take that a******!"

 We kick off Draft Month with the long-awaited and much requested Bleep Draft! We draft all of the moments on the show that had to be bleeped for network TV. This naturally takes us to some of the wildest and most memorable moments of the show, including Dwight's fire drill, Diversity Day, the finale, and more. Then we head to the Conference Room where Edwin recounts a story of an Office-esque moment that happened during his time in New York.

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To close our Au-guest series, this week we’re joined by Emily Hanks from She’s Speaking with Emily Hanks! We talk all things comfort and nostalgia TV, including The Office, best shows for rewatches, and what makes a show good to fall asleep to. Sean and Emily also deep dive into Bravo TV, including Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives, and more. We cover a wide range of topics, shows, and how certain shows elicit that nostalgic feeling. 

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