Andy: “By show of hands, who thinks we’re a better couple than Jim and Pam?"

Book another non-refundable deposit and moonwalk past accounting one more time—this week we’re talking about Andy and Angela! We dedicate this week’s episode to the unique and often hilarious pairing that takes place over seasons 4 and 5, culminating in the duel. We cover all of the story beats, things made of ice, and wedding planning that go into their relationship. And of course highlight all of the tuna kisses, kitchen manure, and phone call acapella that goes into that arc.

Then we head to the Conference Room (59:41) for a quick check-in on Father’s Day, favorite household chores, and more!

Oh, here's that link to Andy & Angela's wedding site.

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Dwight: Wait. [holds up fingers] He's gonna kill the store? And he's gonna fire me?

Jim: Yes.Dwight: [smiles] That's two things.

This week is another Casual Thursday! Each host was supposed to prepare 2 things to discuss, but we end up covering a whole lot more. We talk about shows we wish would come back, which bear is best, topics for our own TED talks, and even do a mini-draft! Then we close out the episode with another unique listener-submitted trivia.

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Call us ASAP as possible—this week we’re drafting Michael’s malapropisms! We dedicate this week to the greatest hits of Michael’s botched, mistaken, and fumbled phrases over the course of the show. We had to stop at five rounds, otherwise this thing could’ve spiraled out of amok.

Then we close out the show with a fun round of ‘before and after’ trivia sent in by a listener! 

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Put down the Kurt Vonnegut and put on your helmet, you’re going in at quarterback as we watch Varsity Blues! Alex and Sean have never seen this high school football cult classic from 1999 that is also at the heart of Michael Scott’s movie Monday. We talk about the good, the bad, the insane, the toxic, and the ridiculous that go into this movie, making sure to highlight all of the broken noses, house parties, and whipped cream bikinis on the way to the end zone. 

Then in the Conference Room we answer a few extra questions from our Scott’s Tots Patreon community about best Beatles songs, greatest athletes, superhero movies, and more!

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Get in the skiff, museum space pod, or 737–this week we’re talking about The Last of Us and The Rehearsal! It’s an HBO double feature where we cover two different season 2s with high production costs and unique depictions of humanity. 

We start by highlighting our favorite and then less favorite parts of The Last of Us (7:05) before diving into what the future could hold for season 3 and beyond in the verdant green hellscape that is this version of Seattle. 

And then we pivot to The Rehearsal (39:53), Nathan Fielder’s truly one-of-a-kind production that looks at both human nature and aviation safety. We discuss the whole season (all well as we can), covering all of the aviation singing contests, cloned dogs, and Evanescence songs along the way.

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"Michael and his jeans. He gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens. But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays."

Once again it’s Casual Thursday, where we answer some questions submitted by our Scott’s Tots Patreon community! We talk about all sorts of topics, including best ways to prepare a potato, Dwight Schrute v. Ron Swanson in a survival competition, greatest middle school dance songs, and a lot more. And then we close out the episode with the continuation of a fantastic listener-submitted trivia!

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Head into the Conference Room and tape this notecard to your forehead--this week we're talking about Diversity Day! We dedicate this week to this all-time classic episode from season 1, along with the extra footage added in the superfan cut. We talk about all the storylines, including the diversity seminars, Jim's sales call, and Kevin's attempt at re-enacting the Chris Rock bit. And of course we highlight all of the diversity acroynms, Abraham Lincoln quotes, and tiny champagne bottles that go into this episode.

Then we head to the Conference Room where we discuss the place of The Office in millennial culture!

Do you want to listen to this episode? I think you do, mon.

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Clean your guns and brace yourself for anything—this week we’re talking about The Last of Us and Marvel’s Thunderbolts*! Alex and Edwin use this episode to talk about the latest happenings in HBO and the MCU. We kick off with the first 4 episodes of The Last of Us, going through the season and asking out loud ‘what the f*** is going on in Seattle?”

Then Edwin (the Marvel fan) talks to Alex (the Marvel skeptic) about Thunderbolts* and why he should give it a chance before closing out the episode by discussing other things we’re watching and reading.

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“I got your voicemail. And the answer is yes, yes, yes, yes, and never.”“

"Pam, when’s the last time you lived so intensely your brain literally couldn’t hold the memories in?”

We’re back with another voicemail episode! After a few weeks off from our favorite phone-in messages we spend a whole episode answering questions from our beloved listeners. And then to close out the show we have feature a part one of listener-submitted trivia!

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Irene: Where’s the ring?

Andy: Hm?

Irene: Where’s the ring, Lancelot?

Put some Gatorade on the boil and reuse that hot dog water--this week we're talking about Irene! We dedicate the first half of this episode to the lady who hires Erin as her live-in helper in Tallahassee. We talk about her tech savvy, her dynamic with Erin, and her grandson, Glenn, who got his foreskin stuck in some lawn furniture.

Then in the second half of the episode we auction draft Season 4! We go through and bid to build our ultimate 5-episode lineup from one of the all-time great seasons of The Office!

Support our show and become a member of Scott's Tots on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have Season 2 of our Ted Lasso podcast Biscuits with the Boss available to our Patrons, as well as our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our Discord.

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