The Offensive

Wembley Stadium plays host to Leicester City v Ashwood City in the FA Cup Semi-Final. A government approved test event has allocated seats for 4,000 supporters inside the 90,000 seater. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan

Kelly Somers as Herself

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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Ashwood City Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is losing his grip on his position at the club as Anaheim Sports Group have accepted the offer from Harvey Simms. With the deal underway, all Patrick has to work with is a name... 'Bohai'.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Ramone Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Esmonde Cole as KFC

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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Ashwood City face Manchester City in matchweek 30 of the Premier League. As the domestic season looks to be a fairly quiet one on the pitch for the Kent side; off the pitch the bidding process is in disarray as Harvey Simms and the Ashwood City Supporters' Trust turn up the pressure on Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan

Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell & Joel Emery

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

Music featured: 'Gravitated' by Edgar Hopp

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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Ashwood City Chief Executive Patrick Nolan, Head of Communications Jess Tate and Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall enlist the help of the Ashwood City faithful to try and lift morale and improve the club's dreadful home form. Meanwhile, The Ashwood City Supporters' Trust gains momentum. 

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Additional Voices:

Jennifer Tierney 

Joel Emery

Rhys Tees

Adam Alexander

Episode written by:

Joel Emery & Adam Jarrell

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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The long-awaited tribunal finally sees Kyle Francis-Clarke and The Professional Footballers' Association take on Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Colin Walsh of Ashwood City Football Club.

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Jennifer Tierney as Hannah Ingram QC

Esmonde Cole as KFC

Thomas Mitchells as Judge Philip Gray

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Adam Jarrell

Directed by:

Adam Jarrell

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's fantasy football team is suffering following his failure to pick up on insider knowledge from Ashwood City. His resolve is tested further as Head of Football Operations Colin Walsh uncovers the legal threat posed by the impending litigation from injured forward Kyle Francis-Clarke.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Esmonde Cole as KFC

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Additional voices:

Danny Jamieson

Nalan Burgess

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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A brawl amongst the playing and coaching staff of Ashwood City and Tottenham Hotspur takes place post-match at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is desperate not only to partake in the Skywalk with Daniel Levy but also to take centre stage in diffusing the tension.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton

Ramone Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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Coronavirus has struck down the Ashwood City hierarchy as Patrick Nolan, Jess Tate, Alex Morrison and Chris 'Woody' Woodall are all forced into isolation. As the PFA case of Kyle Francis-Clarke begins, Patrick takes on local small businesses and Harvey Simms... all while battling severe COVID symptoms.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Additional voices by

Rachel Teate

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

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A dramatic 1-0 victory over Arsenal at Dartley Park has sparked outrage among the football community as the use of a ballboy - prohibited under COVID-19 protocol - was instrumental in the winning goal. To add to Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan's woes; Dr. Rachel Webber is taking action against the medical impropriety and mishandling of injured star KFC by Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall and Head of Football Operations Colin Walsh.

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Acushla-Tara Kupe as Dr. Rachel Webber

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Additional voices by:

Luke Stevenson

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ashwood City are in midweek Premier League action against Manchester United. Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan however is at the whim of owners Anaheim Sports Group and is tasked with hosting prospective buyer and potential successor Harvey Simms. With the Sky Sports' cameras awaiting the big game and a glimpse of Harvey; Patrick has a plan...

Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Ramône Dale-Cruickshank as Harvey Simms

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

Additional voices by

Jonny Blain

Joel Emery

Episode written by:

Joel Emery

Edited by:

Joel Emery

Executive Producer:

Joel Emery

With thanks to The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity

WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

Listener discretion is advised.

The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.