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The Therapy Crouch episodes

  • Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement!

    Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement! 


    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, a big change is officially announced and Abbey couldn’t be much more excited about it!


    But fear not, aside from the big news, we are still here to answer all your questions that you have been dying to get answers to over the past 7 days. 


    Pete discusses how he was able to navigate the tricky transition period that is retirement and how he managed to go from being pitch side full time to at home with Abbey 24/7…..


    We also come to the rescue of a dear listener who is currently in desperate need of cheering up and in need of some of your favourite pair’s top literature, TV and film recommendations!!


    Sam, one of our regular contributors, has also been back in touch with one of Abbey’s favourite hypothetical scenarios and Abbey is on hand to give advice on where to get the best equestrian clothing this side of the M25


    And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter agree to use their celebrity influence to try and get one of our listener’s favourite Christmas products back on the shelves!!


    All this and more only on, The Therapy Crouch!


    00:05 Intro

    04:44 Tom Hardy

    09:24 OA-Pete

    14:49 Sink or Swim

    17:11 Up the Duff

    22:59 Talking Pony

    30:00 Eggnog

    33:03 Yeehaw


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    Email: [email protected] 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


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    35 min
  • The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown: 1 Month to Go!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are in full holiday season and begin their Christmas countdown. 


    With only a month to go until the big day Abbey and Peter are discussing all things Christmas deccys, favourite foods and gift ideas for the little ones to help you enjoy the perfect Christmas!


    We also hear Abbey and Pete’s hot take on the new gladiator movie which has taken the country, if not the Crouch’s, by storm and Pete reveals a very cheeky nickname that was bestowed upon him in secondary school 


    In the weekly whine club, find out why one of our listeners almost got into a pile of trouble when he tried out a cheeky shabba on his unsuspecting partner and we also have a touching weekly shine from someone whose Father-in-Law discovered the podcast when he needed it most. 


    And hang around for the Agony Abs where we hear from a previous listener who wanted to thank Abbey and Peter for the advice given to them and how it has completely changed their life around!


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 


    00:00 Intro 

    06:35 Wonderful Warren

    13:11 Weekly Whine Club

    17:40 Are You Not Entertained?

    28:34 Christmas Countdown

    33:11 It’s All About Family 

    40:50 Elf on a Shelf

    45:02 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    57 min
  • ‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Revealed

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are lifting the lid on some of the wildest antics they have gotten up to over the years which has resulted in some hilarious nights out and not so hilarious hangovers!


    Listen today to find out how Abbey was once almost cast as a MILF in a very raunchy music video, and Pete and Abbey nearly get into their own rap battle after one of Abbey’s old cameos comes to light….


    With Glastonbury on the tip of everybody’s tongue, we give the verdict on whether or not you will see your favourite pair at the pyramid stage next year and some surprising shapes you might see Peter pulling out the bag


    Abbey reflects on her recent Agent Provocateur campaign and how she felt a responsibility to all women out there to show age is just a number!


    And hang around until the end where the gang discuss their everyday superpowers (SPOILER: It is not Abbey’s ability to cause an argument out of nothing)


    Enjoy!


    00:00 Introduction

    03:06 The "Big Coat"

    07:05 Cameos

    10:10 It’s All Gravy, Baby

    14:03 The Wedding Planners

    18:09 Glastonbury 

    23:01 Agent Provocateur

    26:41 Catwoman

    32:42 The Golden Years

    37:18 Drop Us A Pin


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    40 min
  • Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious Glow-ups

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the back of John’s 30th birthday bonanza and are giving the nation advice on how to keep themselves flirty at 30! 


    Is 30 really the new 20? Abbey and Peter put to bed some myths about what happens when you turn the big 3 0, and why you shouldn’t put any pressure on yourself if you haven’t hit some of the milestones you thought you would have by the end of your 20s. 


    Peter also takes a trip down memory lane, when we receive a message from an old school flame of his who has fond memories of playing kiss chase with the big man around the school playground and whose son is looking to follow in Pete’s sizeable footsteps. 


    Changing lifestyles, friends, fashion and hangovers all come under the microscope on today’s episode so fear not if you have the dreaded big day lurking around the corner, we have got you covered!


    And stay tuned for the Agony Abs where we help a listener out whose partner is peeved at their pregnancy predicament!


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to Abbey and Peter, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 


    00:00 Intro

    03:19 Sacred Snacks

    08:51 Girls Night

    12:10 Pitcher-Perfect

    17:03 Old Flames

    19:41 Flirty at 30!

    24:28 Milestones

    27:37 Family Matters

    31:09 Home-based

    34:43 All About the Confidence!

    40:41 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    53 min
  • ‘I Want to Put This to Our Listeners!’ Abbey’s 3 Questions She Wants YOUR Thoughts on!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are answering your questions in their usual chaotic style. Abbey gets real about one of her most embarrassing moments, while Pete shares some eye-opening stories from his footballing glory days, including the best atmosphere he’s ever played in!


    We also hear about what to do if you ever find yourself in a sober silent disco, and what our podcast power duo think of them…


    We also hear abbey reiterate her life mantra, “If it’s not a Hell Yeah, it’s a No!” and they discuss Pete’s favourite quote that has kept him going after some big nights out!


    And stay tuned until the end, where in a change of style Abbey has her very own version of Ask YOU Anything!!


    Enjoy this week’s episode of, The Therapy Crouch!


    00:00 Intro

    04:00 Score!

    08:45 Gladiators, Ready?

    10:00 Under Pressure

    14:33 Quote of the Day

    22:10 One Night in Istanbul

    25:09 Pete and Ross: Fashionistas

    28:11 Great Gifts

    30:16 Ask YOU Anything!


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    35 min
  • Abbey ‘HATES’ Who?! Abbey Forced to Defend Herself and Her Feelings Towards……..

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the ranch but still very much reminiscing about some of the lovely surprises the big man has pulled out of the bag recently which has created some great vibes on the couch. 


    The gang reflect on their recent away day which saw the person living their best life as real life cattle ranchers - with Pete being crowned the ultimate Cowboy, and Abbey talks how much she has been enjoying the recent return of Yellowstone!


    We also hear about the couple’s recent trip to Italy and the more than magical experiences that they enjoyed - including Abbey discovering she has a hidden talent as a talker of equine…


    We also hear from an aggrieved listener who has a bone to pick with Abbey after believing she hates people within his profession, prompting a fierce response from the woman herself. 


    And stay tuned for the Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose hubby’s reaction to her recent birthday celebrations has left her feeling a bit down and out, as well as from a farmer who is fed up with waiting on his wife - don’t have a cow man!


    If you want to submit your Agony Ab to the podcast, click the link below


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction 

    04:30 Yellowstone reflections

    07:05 Wild Boars!

    11:00 Airplane Ears

    14:55 You’re Drunk.

    21:19 It’s a Kind of Magic

    28:28 Lyin Ab

    31:28 Equestrian Experiences

    42:44 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    55 min
  • ‘I’m Buying a Private Island AND a Private Jet’ Crouchy Goes Wild on a Spending Spree

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are adjusting to life post Yellowstone and have managed to pry themselves away from their arse-less chaps and are back on Crouch Couch. 


    Abbey and Peter are back on track answering all the questions that you have been desperate for the pair to answer since their ranchy weekend away. 


    We discover just how Pete would behave in a Brewster’s Millions style scenario where he can only spend his new fortune on things beginning with P. 


    Abbey also gives advice to the girls out there struggling to find thigh high fitted boots when you have slender shanks. 


    We also discover Abbey and Peter’s top 5 celebs to get down the boozer in a dream scenario (cue Christopher Biggins, Elton John and another Big Willie)


    And stay tuned, as Abbey and Pete reveal why deep down, they are both a rather horny pair (spoiler alert: it’s not what you are thinking) 


    Enjoy this edition of, The Therapy Crouch #AMA!


    If you want to submit a question to the podcast, hit the link below


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    02:04 Laughter is the Best Medicine

    04:11 Brewster’s Millions

    10:11 Go Outdoors

    15:14 Cute Calves

    19:13 Very Superstitious, Crouchy On The Pitch

    23:37 Scully

    24:52 Terrible Toothbrushes

    27:12 I’m Horny, Horny Horny Horny


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    30 min
  • THE COWBOY CHALLENGE: Lassoing, Herding Cattle & Riding Horses|Yellowstone SPECIAL

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the boogie bus and back in the saddle as they prepare for their ultimate cowboy showdown. 


    Ahead of the hotly anticipated, epic return of Yellowstone on November 11th, The Therapy Crouch, in collaboration with Paramount+ UK and Ireland have got Abbey and Pete living their best ranch life and channeling their inner Beth and Rip!


    Peter, who has pulled out all the stops for Abbey’s big surprise, continues to go all out in helping Abbey fulfil her Yellowstone fantasy. 


    In this fun filled episode, you can expect plenty of horsing around, action packed challenges and some OUTRAGEOUS arse-less chaps. 


    It isn’t quite business as usual this week there are still lots of laughs, plenty of drama, and even some romance in the air! 


    A special thanks to Paramount+ UK and Ireland who helped make this whole experience possible, and if you want to be prepared for the epic return of Yellowstone this November 11th, don’t forget to sign up so you don’t miss a moment. 


    Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!



    00:00 Intro

    04:00 Ranch Life

    10:00 Tacking Up!

    16:48 Pete Lassoo 

    20:46 Back in the Bunkhouse

    23:59 The Return of Yellowstone!



    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    56 min
  • The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!

    The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!


    On today’s VERY SPECIAL edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take you one step closer to revealing all about just what went down on their big surprise trip away. 


    Although they still can’t reveal all, we hope this gives you a great indication of the absolute shenanigans to come!!


    Ever the professionals, Abbey and Peter do not want to leave any of you hanging and have taken time out their jam packed surprise trip to answer your questions!


    We hear Abbey’s attempts at giving herself a nickname, Peter trying to make himself less little tear and more big Rip and how the pair like to paint the town red when they visit Abbey’s hometown of Liverpool!


    Don’t forget to tune in next Tuesday where we will be revealing all the antics your favourite pair got up to on their weekend away….


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch #AMA!


    00:00 Introduction

    02:10 Trippin

    04:27 The CLANCE!

    09:09 Beth or Rip?

    12:52 Perfect Prom

    16:03 Livin it up in Liverpool

    22:50 Keep it Cool

    27:12 Party Tricks


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    30 min
  • A Brand New Therapy Crouch Experience: Peter Pulls off the ULTIMATE Surprise! Part 1

    On today’s instalment of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are taking things in a COMPLETELY different direction, as Crouchy tries to finally shed his sh*t surprise giver moniker and blow Abbey completely off her feet. 


    Fans of the show will know that Crouchy isn’t known for his gift giving skills (monkey island, orange Chanel bag, indoor tree, the list goes on) however today he is a man with a plan. A plan to change this reputation Abbey has given him once and for all. 


    Join us today as we take a complete change of pace for the therapy crouch, and see just how well abbey reacts to the news that Pete has planned something behind her back and is revealing no information until our arrival - cue very a very stressed Abbey packing anything and everything she owns. 


    So join us as we hit the road for what is a totally new Therapy Crouch experience and hopefully the first of many!!


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min

About The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and…

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