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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday.
Peter is spitting facts and stats as he enlightens us on the history and traditions behind Valentine’s Day as well as some of the surprising spending habits of lovebirds around the globe.
We also hear some of your guys’ valentines day disasters including an awkward dinner encounter with an ex and what to do when your thoughtful(ish) gifts backfire spectacularly.
In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is concerned her ‘hot rodent’ taste in men is going to leave her in the lurch as well as advice on how to handle a parent’s midlife crisis!
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00:00 Introduction
05:20 Valentine's Day Disasters
11:20 Valentine's Day Fun Facts
18:31 Love Around the World
22:22 "Hot Rodent" Boyfriend
26:32 Social Media Parenting
32:00 Midlife Crisis Fashion and Flirting
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On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as Peter discovers he has a dedicated fan page too!!
The gang also touch upon their self care routines, and Abbey addresses the current trend of ’Salmon Sperm Facials’ that are all the range in tinseltown at the moment.
The ever confident crouchy also gives his verdict on whether he would be able to land a plane in an emergency situation, and Abbey is on hand for a mother-to-be listener whose morning sickness is ruining her pregnancy!
And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter reveal the recent parenting hack that has turned their lives around…
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00:00 Introduction
04:14 True Romance
07:41 Underated Undies
11:37 Online Dating
13:29 Managing Morning Sickness
15:02 Wikifeet
19:02 Travelling with Kids
23:18 (Not So) Gentle Parenting
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the slopes on their first ever ski trip and are still feeling the effects from their Apres Antics!
In the weekly whine club, Abbey reveals her biggest celebrity grudge after being unfairly kicked off last year’s cooking with the stars - the injustice!
We also hear all the goss from the big man’s birthday, after he selfishly decided to do exactly what he wanted on his own big day!
And stay tuned for the Weekly Whine Club and Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose partner’s scruffy cooking antics is driving the to distraction as well as from an office worker who needs advice on how to deal with the office kiss a** who keeps giving her opinions even when they aren’t wanted!
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00:00 Intro
03:12 Family
05:31 Weekly Whine Club
08:17 Coffee Culture
14:30 Apres Abbey
20:06 Style over Substance
23:55 Chinese New Year
28:58 Agony Abs
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in action answering the nation’s burning questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days!
We hear from a husband who is unsure if his marriage can even survive after his shabba tomfoolery has caught the ire of his suffering wife and left him in the doghouse.
Abbey and Peter also contemplate what they would name the other’s biography if ever given the opportunity and the Clance takes a walk down memory lane when remembering her pregnancy journals
And stay tuned for the return of Abbey’s dreaded ‘would you rather’ style questions where your favourite pair contemplate life in a post apocalyptic world where pig human hybrids rule the streets
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00:00 Introduction
06:34 Super Ally
09:37 Telly picks
12:45 Makeup tips
14:45 Walking Tall
18:11 Would You Rather
20:41 Epidural Please
23:37 Cool Cars
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is a family first for Peter and Abbey as recent events in the household have forced them to hold their first ever family meeting!
Abbey rocking a rather eye catching Canadian tuxedo on today’s record, hears from a listener who is determined to get her in some Denim ski-wear next time they hit the slopes!
As we head ever closer to the end of January, Abbey and Peter also have a little reflective time on how they have started 2025, as well as getting ready for Peter’s Big Birthday Bonanza in the next couple of days.
The gang also tease the idea of setting up their own dating agency, exclusively for our listeners after one of our unlucky-in-love listener’s bemoans the fact all she can get at the moment is a non committal situationship!
And stick around until the end, as we have a very special update for all of you who were just dying to know how Abbey’s ‘boring brother texts’ played out last week after her attempts to convince her dad she didn’t recognise and ICONIC Liverpool landmark
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00:00 Introduction
04:53 Fashionistas!
06:02 Double Denim
09:02 Sick Skiing, Bruh
14:09 Birthday Bonanza
16:47 Abbey’s Addictions
23:32 January Roundup
26:21 Boring Brother Texts
32:28Situationships
37:28 Honeymoon Bliss
43:55 Therapy Crouch Goes Dating!
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are reliving some of their best (and worst) moments together over the past 20 years!
Abbey drops the bombshell that her favourite memory of Peter revolves completely around somebody else, and Peter reveals his proudest achievement during his high school glory days, spoiler alert it isn’t anything academic!
We also lay down some Therapy Crouch ground rules of where and when a shabby is acceptable after one of our listeners hubby’s went a little gung ho with his trigger finger after she picked up a nasty injury….
And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Pete give their final verdict on the Liverpool vs London debate!
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00:00 Intro
05:08 Shabba Etiquette
09:23 Trippin
14:17 Health is Wealth
18:58 Caring or Controlling?
20:35 All About the CONFIDENCE!
23:37 Trendy Pete
29:19 Liverpool or London?
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are giving the debrief on Abbey’s recent birthday celebrations, which took a dramatic turn and left the birthday girl in floods of tears!!
Abbey who wants to leave no doubt that she is still down with the kids even at the grand old age of 39, reveals just what apps the Gen Zers are using when stalking their other halves
Your favourite comedy duo also take a look at some of the double standards that have traditionally plagued even the strongest of relationships! Pete discusses how men’s appearances are fair game for ridicule even in 2025 whilst Abbey calls out Pete for expecting a father of the year award for looking after his own kids!
And hang around for the Agony Ab section, where a listener whose husbands denture denial is driving her to distraction, as well as from another listener who is concerned her boyfriend may never take the plunge and pop the question on everyone’s mind
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00:00 Introduction
04:30 Surprise Success
08:02 Personal Preferences
11:29 Childhood Nostalgia
13:29 Car Cleanliness
19:17 Weekly Whine Club
28:14 Subscribe!
39:05 Double Standards
45:07 Bill Please
50:31 Agony Abs
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the couch answering all your weird, wonderful and sometimes wacky questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days.
In the bleak midwinter of January, Abbey and Peter are on hand to give you some motivational tips on staying on track with your New Year’s resolutions, and Peter comes to the rescue with a very innovative way to keep yourself going on that dreaded treadmill!
We also hear from a listener, whose recent discovery regarding dangling earlobes almost ended up in DIVORCE and Abbey and Peter discuss their upcoming ski trip.
And stay tuned for the end, where Ross’ very surprising revelation of how he spends his Friday nights leaves Peter and Abbey SPEECHLESS!
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00:00 Introduction
02:10 Great Guests
03:59 Ibrox
09:18 Ski Trip
13:46 Balancing Act
17:33 Parental Planning
19:24 Get Fit!
23:12 Hot Girl Fridays!
25:14 Dangling or Fixed?
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are helping you keep those dreaded January Blues at bay and kickstart your year as you mean to go on.
As a couple who both have birthdays in January, Abbey and Peter are no strangers to getting their groove on during this cold, and often miserable, winter month and so have decided to provide a survival guide if you find yourself with those post Christmas blues.
Abbey and Peter also discuss their recent holiday getaway during the Christmas period, and Abbey reveals just how she coped with her digital detox!
And stick around for the agony abs where we hear from a fellow scouser whose native wit has landed her in hot water with a waiter!
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00:00 Introduction
02:31 Happy Holidays
09:58 Cruisin for a Bruising
16:03 Rooters Will Find
21:28 Bookworms
26:01 January Blues
30:52 Emotional Documentaries
35:08 Agony Abs!
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang get off to a flying start when discussing Peter’s new hobby….bird watching.
Still feeling the effects of jet lag after their recent Christmas getaway, Abbey and Peter are embracing their new early morning routine which has quite literally seen them up with the birds and getting their shizz sorted.
After a brief appearance of the weekly whine club, Abbey and Peter are on hand answering all the questions that have been on your mind over the festive period and into the new year!
Abbey and Peter are asked to reflect on their personal highlights of 2024 as well as their goals for 2025, and Abbey lifts the lid on who her favourite guest from her own smash hit podcast, Exhibit A, was last year.
We also have advice for a young listener whose plans at the perfect proposal have gone awry after the dreaded in-laws have got involved, and Abbey gives advice to a listener whose fear of flying is stopping her living her best life
And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter curate the perfect tinder profile for one another - expect fireworks!
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00:00 Introduction
04:01 Pete’s New Bird
08:29 Fear of Flying
13:22 The Greatest Guest
15:39 Perfect Proposals
18:42 It Was A Very Good Year
23:53 Role Play
29:13 Perfect Pregnancies
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and…
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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