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  • Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday. 


    Peter is spitting facts and stats as he enlightens us on the history and traditions behind Valentine’s Day as well as some of the surprising spending habits of lovebirds around the globe. 


    We also hear some of your guys’ valentines day disasters including an awkward dinner encounter with an ex and what to do when your thoughtful(ish) gifts backfire spectacularly. 


    In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is concerned her ‘hot rodent’ taste in men is going to leave her in the lurch as well as advice on how to handle a parent’s midlife crisis!


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below! 


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    00:00 Introduction

    05:20 Valentine's Day Disasters

    11:20 Valentine's Day Fun Facts

    18:31 Love Around the World

    22:22 "Hot Rodent" Boyfriend

    26:32 Social Media Parenting

    32:00 Midlife Crisis Fashion and Flirting


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    Email: [email protected] 


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    For more from Abbey


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    37 min
  • Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA

    On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as Peter discovers he has a dedicated fan page too!!


    The gang also touch upon their self care routines, and Abbey addresses the current trend of ’Salmon Sperm Facials’ that are all the range in tinseltown at the moment. 


    The ever confident crouchy also gives his verdict on whether he would be able to land a plane in an emergency situation, and Abbey is on hand for a mother-to-be listener whose morning sickness is ruining her pregnancy! 


    And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter reveal the recent parenting hack that has turned their lives around… 


    If you want to submit a question to The Therapy Crouch #AMA, hit the link below! 


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    04:14 True Romance 

    07:41 Underated Undies

    11:37 Online Dating

    13:29 Managing Morning Sickness

    15:02 Wikifeet 

    19:02 Travelling with Kids

    23:18 (Not So) Gentle Parenting


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    Our clips channel


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    29 min
  • ‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the slopes on their first ever ski trip and are still feeling the effects from their Apres Antics!


    In the weekly whine club, Abbey reveals her biggest celebrity grudge after being unfairly kicked off last year’s cooking with the stars - the injustice!


    We also hear all the goss from the big man’s birthday, after he selfishly decided to do exactly what he wanted on his own big day!


    And stay tuned for the Weekly Whine Club and Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose partner’s scruffy cooking antics is driving the to distraction as well as from an office worker who needs advice on how to deal with the office kiss a** who keeps giving her opinions even when they aren’t wanted! 


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab, hit the link below!


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    00:00 Intro

    03:12 Family

    05:31 Weekly Whine Club

    08:17 Coffee Culture

    14:30 Apres Abbey

    20:06 Style over Substance

    23:55 Chinese New Year

    28:58 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    Our clips channel


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    42 min
  • ‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in action answering the nation’s burning questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days!


    We hear from a husband who is unsure if his marriage can even survive after his shabba tomfoolery has caught the ire of his suffering wife and left him in the doghouse. 


    Abbey and Peter also contemplate what they would name the other’s biography if ever given the opportunity and the Clance takes a walk down memory lane when remembering her pregnancy journals 


    And stay tuned for the return of Abbey’s dreaded ‘would you rather’ style questions where your favourite pair contemplate life in a post apocalyptic world where pig human hybrids rule the streets


    If you want to submit a question to The Therapy Crouch #AMA - hit the link below! 


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit



    00:00 Introduction 

    06:34 Super Ally

    09:37 Telly picks

    12:45 Makeup tips

    14:45 Walking Tall

    18:11 Would You Rather

    20:41 Epidural Please

    23:37 Cool Cars



    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    Our clips channel


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    30 min
  • ‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees


    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is a family first for Peter and Abbey as recent events in the household have forced them to hold their first ever family meeting! 


    Abbey rocking a rather eye catching Canadian tuxedo on today’s record, hears from a listener who is determined to get her in some Denim ski-wear next time they hit the slopes! 


    As we head ever closer to the end of January, Abbey and Peter also have a little reflective time on how they have started 2025, as well as getting ready for Peter’s Big Birthday Bonanza in the next couple of days. 


    The gang also tease the idea of setting up their own dating agency, exclusively for our listeners after one of our unlucky-in-love listener’s bemoans the fact all she can get at the moment is a non committal situationship!


    And stick around until the end, as we have a very special update for all of you who were just dying to know how Abbey’s ‘boring brother texts’ played out last week after her attempts to convince her dad she didn’t recognise and ICONIC Liverpool landmark


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast, hit the link below!


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    00:00 Introduction

    04:53 Fashionistas!

    06:02 Double Denim

    09:02 Sick Skiing, Bruh

    14:09 Birthday Bonanza

    16:47 Abbey’s Addictions

    23:32 January Roundup

    26:21 Boring Brother Texts

    32:28Situationships

    37:28 Honeymoon Bliss

    43:55 Therapy Crouch Goes Dating!



    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    Our clips channel


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    51 min
  • ‘Your Favourite Memory of Me Is……SOMEONE ELSE?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Greatest Hits

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are reliving some of their best (and worst) moments together over the past 20 years! 


    Abbey drops the bombshell that her favourite memory of Peter revolves completely around somebody else, and Peter reveals his proudest achievement during his high school glory days, spoiler alert it isn’t anything academic!


    We also lay down some Therapy Crouch ground rules of where and when a shabby is acceptable after one of our listeners hubby’s went a little gung ho with his trigger finger after she picked up a nasty injury….


    And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Pete give their final verdict on the Liverpool vs London debate!


    If you want to submit a question to The Therapy Crouch, hit the link below!


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    00:00 Intro

    05:08 Shabba Etiquette

    09:23 Trippin

    14:17 Health is Wealth

    18:58 Caring or Controlling?

    20:35 All About the CONFIDENCE!

    23:37 Trendy Pete

    29:19 Liverpool or London?


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    33 min
  • ‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are giving the debrief on Abbey’s recent birthday celebrations, which took a dramatic turn and left the birthday girl in floods of tears!!


    Abbey who wants to leave no doubt that she is still down with the kids even at the grand old age of 39, reveals just what apps the Gen Zers are using when stalking their other halves


    Your favourite comedy duo also take a look at some of the double standards that have traditionally plagued even the strongest of relationships! Pete discusses how men’s appearances are fair game for ridicule even in 2025 whilst Abbey calls out Pete for expecting a father of the year award for looking after his own kids! 


    And hang around for the Agony Ab section, where a listener whose husbands denture denial is driving her to distraction, as well as from another listener who is concerned her boyfriend may never take the plunge and pop the question on everyone’s mind


    If you want to submit your Agony Ab to the pod - hit the link below! 


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    00:00 Introduction 

    04:30 Surprise Success

    08:02 Personal Preferences

    11:29 Childhood Nostalgia

    13:29 Car Cleanliness 

    19:17 Weekly Whine Club

    28:14 Subscribe!

    39:05 Double Standards

    45:07 Bill Please

    50:31 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    1 hr
  • “Just DIVORCE Each Other?!” Peter Goes SAVAGE on Ask Me Anything Advice

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the couch answering all your weird, wonderful and sometimes wacky questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days. 


    In the bleak midwinter of January, Abbey and Peter are on hand to give you some motivational tips on staying on track with your New Year’s resolutions, and Peter comes to the rescue with a very innovative way to keep yourself going on that dreaded treadmill!


    We also hear from a listener, whose recent discovery regarding dangling earlobes almost ended up in DIVORCE and Abbey and Peter discuss their upcoming ski trip. 


    And stay tuned for the end, where Ross’ very surprising revelation of how he spends his Friday nights leaves Peter and Abbey SPEECHLESS!


    If you want a question read out on Ask Us Anything, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    02:10 Great Guests

    03:59 Ibrox

    09:18 Ski Trip

    13:46 Balancing Act

    17:33 Parental Planning

    19:24 Get Fit!

    23:12 Hot Girl Fridays!

    25:14 Dangling or Fixed?


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    28 min
  • Abbey and Peter’s Guide to Surviving and THRIVING in January!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are helping you keep those dreaded January Blues at bay and kickstart your year as you mean to go on. 


    As a couple who both have birthdays in January, Abbey and Peter are no strangers to getting their groove on during this cold, and often miserable, winter month and so have decided to provide a survival guide if you find yourself with those post Christmas blues. 


    Abbey and Peter also discuss their recent holiday getaway during the Christmas period, and Abbey reveals just how she coped with her digital detox!


    And stick around for the agony abs where we hear from a fellow scouser whose native wit has landed her in hot water with a waiter!


    If you want to submit your agony ab to the gang, then hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 



    00:00 Introduction

    02:31 Happy Holidays

    09:58 Cruisin for a Bruising

    16:03 Rooters Will Find

    21:28 Bookworms

    26:01 January Blues 

    30:52 Emotional Documentaries 

    35:08 Agony Abs!



    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    50 min
  • Peter Caught RED HANDED Eyeing Up Birds!! Therapy Crouch #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang get off to a flying start when discussing Peter’s new hobby….bird watching. 


    Still feeling the effects of jet lag after their recent Christmas getaway, Abbey and Peter are embracing their new early morning routine which has quite literally seen them up with the birds and getting their shizz sorted. 


    After a brief appearance of the weekly whine club, Abbey and Peter are on hand answering all the questions that have been on your mind over the festive period and into the new year! 


    Abbey and Peter are asked to reflect on their personal highlights of 2024 as well as their goals for 2025, and Abbey lifts the lid on who her favourite guest from her own smash hit podcast, Exhibit A, was last year. 


    We also have advice for a young listener whose plans at the perfect proposal have gone awry after the dreaded in-laws have got involved, and Abbey gives advice to a listener whose fear of flying is stopping her living her best life


    And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter curate the perfect tinder profile for one another - expect fireworks!


    If you want to submit a question to Ask Us Anything, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    04:01 Pete’s New Bird

    08:29 Fear of Flying

    13:22 The Greatest Guest

    15:39 Perfect Proposals

    18:42 It Was A Very Good Year

    23:53 Role Play

    29:13 Perfect Pregnancies



    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    34 min

About The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and…

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