The Therapy Crouch
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The Therapy Crouch episodes

  • Peter & Abbey’s CHAOTIC Ski Adventure Debrief…

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter return from their first ever family ski trip, and let’s just say… it was eventful.


    From horrific wipeouts to rude French shopkeepers, Peter crowd-surfing in a ski bar, and their kids

    absolutely out-skiing them, this episode is a full debrief of their chaotic (but slightly amazing) trip.


    Abbey confesses to crying on the slopes, Peter questions his skiing technique, and the pair debate

    whether they should just move to the mountains forever.


    Plus, in the weekly wine, Abbey’s patience runs out with Peter’s shopping habits, and in Agony

    Abs, they weigh in on bad flatmates, noisy partners, and the ultimate debate—should grown men still be doing shots in Wetherspoons?


    If you’ve ever struggled on a ski trip, lost your AirPods, or had a karaoke-induced illness, this

    episode is for you.


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00:00 - Peter and Abbey’s intro and ski trip debrief.

    00:06:00 – Weekly wine: Peter’s chaotic shopping habits.

    00:18:08 – Abbey’s full ski meltdown

    00:24:14 – The kids out-ski Abbey & Peter

    00:29:37 – Peter’s skiing "technique" shocks Abbey.

    00:31:58 – Abbey’s moving to the mountains.

    00:33:10 – Flatmate horror stories

    00:42:26 – Final thoughts


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


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    44 min
  • Peter’s Return to Anfield—Will He Bring Back The Robot?

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back answering YOUR questions in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything special!


    From petty revenge stories (including an infamous sausage-throwing incident) to the ultimate relationship dilemmas, they tackle everything from wedding invite drama to the age-old debate of who gets the final say on baby names. 


    Abbey also doubles down on her UFO obsession, and Peter opens up about returning to Anfield—will the robot celebration make a comeback?


    And if you think you’ve got weird relationship habits, wait until you hear what Peter refuses to do for himself…


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 – Peter’s bizarre revenge

    06:06 – Baby name wars

    14:30 – Ridiculous conspiracy theories

    20:56 – Peter’s sausage story continues!

    25:14 – Abbey refuses to make her own tea


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    27 min
  • The SECRET to Finding Love After 35?—Elizabeth Day & Mel Schilling

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two very special guests—award-winning author and How to Fail podcast host Elizabeth Day and renowned relationship expert and Married at First Sight star Mel Schilling.


    With love, dating, and relationships on the agenda, the gang dives deep into the highs and horrors of modern romance. Elizabeth and Mel share their unique love stories—including both meeting their husbands online at the age of 39—and unpack the wild world of dating apps, the psychology behind toxic relationships, and why so many people settle for the wrong partner.


    Abbey and Peter open up about their own relationship dynamics, while Mel and Elizabeth put them under the microscope with some expert-level couple analysis.


    And in this week’s Agony Abs, things take a turn for the unexpected—should you be worried if your partner wants you to dress as a burglar? And what do you do if you receive an anonymous letter claiming your husband is cheating?


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00:00 – Intro

    00:02:24 – Meeting their husbands online at 39

    00:04:10 – Why dating apps make modern love disposable

    00:10:10 – The importance of ‘dating yourself’ first

    00:17:33 – Are you settling in your relationship?

    00:27:03 – Why safety is the most romantic thing in a relationship

    00:30:32 – The struggle of choosing ‘nice guys’ over ‘bad boys’

    00:34:35 – How Abbey and Peter argue—expert analysis

    00:42:15 – Agony Abs: My boyfriend wants me to dress like a burglar?!

    00:47:12 – Agony Abs: I got an anonymous letter saying my husband is cheating…

    00:50:41 – How to really know if your partner is lying

    00:55:06 – Does marriage kill attraction?


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


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    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    1 hr 3 min
  • Abbey’s Savage Comeback Left Peter SPEECHLESS! Do you believe this brutal Marriage Confession?

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s all about you lot! Peter and Abbey open up the floor for a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything, tackling your most hilarious, awkward, and downright bizarre questions.


    From the secrets behind their marriage to unexpected confessions, nothing is off-limits as the duo share unfiltered takes on relationships, family dramas, and the occasional football-related rant. Expect plenty of oversharing, a few classic Peter blunders, and some seriously questionable advice

    in this jam-packed episode of The Therapy Crouch!


    And, of course, we dive into the Agony Abs, where one listener finds themselves caught between

    romance and revenge, and another wonders if their partner's unique bedroom habit is a red flag.

    Got a burning question for Abbey & Peter? Drop it in the comments or send it our way for the next AMA!


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 – Welcome to the AMA

    04:15 – An outrageous question!

    10:30 – Abbey exposes Peter

    17:50 – Our biggest fight as a couple

    23:05 – bizarre dating dilemma’s

    29:40 – Peter’s thoughts on modern relationships

    35:25 – The most ridiculous thing Abbey has ever bought

    42:10 – Agony Abs

    48:30 – Peter’s wildest dressing room story

    54:55 – Marriage advice

    1:02:15 – Abbey’s completely lost for words

    1:08:40 – what’s coming next!


    To contact us:


    Email: [email protected]


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


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    25 min
  • What REALLY Happens on Strictly, The One Show & McFly Tours? Harry & Alex Spill!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by two special guests—McFly drummer and presenter Harry Judd, and The One Show’s very own Alex Jones. Together, they co-host the new podcast BINGE!, all about the eternal struggle of choosing what to watch.


    The group dives into the chaos of married life, the unexpected ways TV taste can ruin relationships, and whether binge-watching is a bonding experience or a battleground.


    Harry reflects on McFly’s 21-year journey, their tour with Busted, and how band life has changed now that most of them are dads. 


    Alex shares wild behind-the-scenes stories from The One Show, including the most bizarre guests ever.


    Also on the agenda—an Agony Abs dilemma that has the group in stitches: should a die-hard Oasis fan take his wife or his best mate to the gig of a lifetime? Plus, a completely insane fertility ‘hack’ involving walnuts that left everyone speechless.


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 - Intro

    06:05 – How BINGE! was born.

    08:45 – One Show appearance gone wrong…

    10:01 – Pete’s Real Housewives obsession.

    15:26 – McFly’s 21st anniversary.

    24:04 – The struggles of marriage & kids

    30:24 – School-gate politics.

    35:35 – Who is pickier when it comes to binge-watching?

    38:11 – The great bedtime battle.

    44:40 – The Oasis ticket controversy.

    46:08 – The walnut fertility hack.

    48:45 – Final thoughts.


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


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    51 min
  • Does Marriage Actually Change You? - Peter & Abbey’s Brutal Truth

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Peter and Abbey answer the burning questions sent in by you, the listeners! 


    Abbey and Peter debate what they’d give up for Lent (hint: Abbey’s phone addiction might be on the chopping block), share their brutally honest thoughts on turning 30, and settle the age-old question—what’s the ultimate long-haul flight outfit?


    Abbey makes a shocking confession about her real last name, Peter shares his football wisdom for aspiring young players, and the couple hilariously dissect the deeper meaning behind their favourite animals—expect everything from spiritual awakenings to outright disbelief!


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 - Intro

    02:05 - Lent Sacrifices

    05:50 - The Animal Personality Test

    10:40 - Abbey’s Go-To Travel Outfit

    14:10 - He Got His New Girl a Telescope?!

    19:20 - The Ultimate 50th Birthday Itinerary

    23:45 - Wedding Planning: What to Splurge & Save On

    27:10 - Peter’s Football Advice for Young Players

    30:20 - Family Meeting

    33:10 - Favourite Actors

    34:40 - Abbey’s ‘Accidental’ Name Change  

    35:55 - Final Thoughts


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    35 min
  • Biggins On Hollywood Scandals & Secrets You Won't Believe

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the one and only Christopher Biggins—legendary actor, panto king, and former I’m a Celebrity winner.


    From his illustrious six-decade career in entertainment to his unexpected honeymoon crash with an Oscar-winning actor, Biggins delivers stories with his signature wit and charm. 


    Biggins also shares his thoughts on modern dating, outrageous housemate behavior, and the bizarre trend of people manifesting their way to success. Plus, in Agony Abs, the team tackles a listener’s plea for help with a boyfriend who believes birds aren’t real…


    It’s Biggins, it’s bonkers, and it’s one you don’t want to miss!


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 – Intro

    02:54 – How Biggins & Abbey became besties

    04:16 – Why Biggins refuses to do any more reality TV

    07:59 – Crashing an Oscar winner’s honeymoon

    12:43 – The bizarre Poldark scene…

    15:55 – Abbey’s secret singing career

    17:10 – Heartbreaking reality of closeted stars in Hollywood

    24:09 – What makes a relationship last?

    30:54 – Why Biggins avoids texting

    39:50 – My boyfriend thinks pigeons are government drones

    44:50 – “He makes too much noise… in bed!"

    47:46 – Biggins signs off


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    49 min
  • 50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special!


    Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled airport chaos, while Peter dives into a shocking statistic—apparently, 50% of young men have never asked a woman out in person?! The couple debates whether modern dating has officially killed chivalry and relives the pure terror of making a house phone call to ask someone out back in the day.


    In Agony Abs, a listener wonders whether she should warn her ex’s new girlfriend about his shocking web of lies, and another seeks advice on helping her son handle school bullies. Peter gets personal about his own childhood struggles, offering some brutally honest words of wisdom for anyone facing criticism.


    Want Abbey & Peter’s advice? Leave your questions in the comments or DM them to be featured in the next Ask Me Anything!


    I f you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 – Intro

    01:16 – Abbey’s first solo airport experience

    04:53 – The Blur documentary

    08:04 – True or false headlines

    13:49 – Squat for a bus ticket?!

    15:57 – Engagement ring size & divorce

    18:43 – Should you warn your ex’s new girlfriend?

    24:48 – Harsh realities of childhood bullying

    26:35 – Household chores

    28:10 – Bed making

    30:52 – Peter’s bidet experience

    34:08 – Confident kids—Abbey & Peter’s advice


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    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    Our clips channel


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    36 min
  • Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around creative force. 


    Jordan gets candid about his journey through heartbreak, therapy, and self-discovery, revealing the deeply personal experiences that shaped his new book. From toxic breakups and wild retreats to Brazil, to the unbreakable bond between humans and their dogs, Jordan’s reflections strike a perfect balance between raw emotion and hilarious storytelling.


    The trio also dive into the quirks of modern relationships, road rage-induced meltdowns, and the age-old debate over serving food on wooden boards. 


    Plus, in the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter tackle a listener’s relationship dilemma about a boyfriend who acts single in public—red flag or just a different love language?


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 Introduction

    04:22 Balancing Boundaries

    07:03 Staying Sober

    13:17 Keeping Creative

    16:46 ADHD

    20:43 Weekly Whine Club

    24:59 The Truth Hurts

    32:47 Book Club

    37:39 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


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    57 min
  • ‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf trip from his loving life partner, leaving her pondering….why did he lie?!


    Abbey and Peter also ponder what makes a shabby zone acceptable when it comes to the great outdoors, and we hear some of Peter’s favourite Stoke City memories.


    And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Peter give their final verdict on what makes the perfect no alcoholic beverage this hot girl winter…. 


    I f you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


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    00:00 Intro

    06:34 First Impressions

    09:24 Peter's Stoke City Memories

    12:48 Social med

    22:31Agony Abs


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    30 min

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