The Therapy Crouch

On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.

Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs!

As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.

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03:10 - Staycations & Baby Grow Blunder

06:14 - Cheekbones & Bedbound Binging

13:12 - The Underwear Argument of the Century

20:25 - Bucket Lists, Communes & Big Dreams

34:02 - Weddings, Weird Guests & Snuggly Voice Icks

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On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig

ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.

Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship.

Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved.

As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.

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00:00 – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails

00:50 – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster

03:00 – The three emojis that sum up their relationship

04:15 – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby

06:45 – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?

10:15 – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret

13:00 – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders

17:45 – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?

22:00 – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy

26:00 – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained

29:45 – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time

32:00 – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-off

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet. 

From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo. 

Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything from relationships to roids, emotional oversharing to DIY medical emergencies and they don’t hold back. With their signature mix of banter, brutal advice, and real-life chaos, this Agony Abs special proves the UK needs more therapy… and fast.

Have a dilemma you need solving? Submit your Agony Ab to the pod at the link below:

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00:00 – Agony Abs Special.

03:00 – “Listener blew all his money on a first date.

09:18 – Listener’s boyfriends weird habit…

14:01 – Husband asking for a diagnosis.

19:08 – Listener discovers girlfriend's therapist dad knows EVERYTHING.

21:50 – "Do you break up over oversharing?"

31:30 – ‘absolute trash’ listener submissions.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can married people really grab a coffee with someone they fancy?

Things kick off with Pete’s shocking ski story, where a high-speed fall nearly ended in disaster (thank god for helmets!). But the drama doesn’t stop there. Abbey recounts the ultimate dinner party horror—picking up a slurring Peter from the golf club, only for him to be sick mid-date night in full view of the guests!

And in this week’s Agony Abz, the couple are split down the middle as they answer a listener's tricky question: is it wrong to meet someone for a harmless coffee if you're already married? Let’s just say... it doesn’t go down smoothly.

There’s also a hilarious dive into adult roller skating, froggy faces, and a very unexpected roller rink rant.

So grab your skates, sip your flat white carefully, and tune in for another unfiltered, laugh- out-loud episode!

00:03:19 – Abbey vs the French waiter

00:08:51 – “You’re married... and getting coffee?” The great debate begins.

00:12:00 – “Everyone looks like a rat or a frog”

00:22:00 – Listener writes in from a yacht in Antigua

00:24:00 – Pete expands on happiness vs wealth—and who really feels fulfilled.

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete

take aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts.

Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form of

buttery baked goods during a health kick.

There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep dive

into the mystery of why tea never tastes right unless your other half makes it.

Meanwhile, In the Agony Abs, the couple weigh in on a listener's daughter's diva transformation,

teenage eye-rolls, and why parenting suddenly feels like psychic warfare.”

If you want to submit an agony abs, hit the link below!

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⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe plug & intro chaos: Abbey forgets her name.

⏳ 03:00 – Ibiza plans, 80s outfits & dream party themes.

⏳ 07:37 – Pete’s £8,000 Guinness shock.

⏳ 16:53 – Agony Abs: Six-year-olds with attitude.

⏳ 19:54 – Sign off with fashion fails and full-circle chaos.

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On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!!

Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at Anfield last weekend, Crouchy is still flying high and is keen to reveal that he has a better goalscoring record than none other than Ronaldo himself - the stats do not lie!!!!

We also hear from a listener who has had enough of her parents probing questions regarding her life plans and are in need of a big ol GROW UP

And stay tuned for one of our most outrageous Ask Me Anything questions yet, where a girlfriend is left trembling at the thought of what may be lurking behind her boyfriend's bathroom door.

All this and much more only on the Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had.

Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghosted (spoiler: some of you are SAVAGE).

We also hear from you guys about the most ridiculous fights you’ve had with your partners—think serious debates over the “correct” way to stack a dishwasher and near-breakups over missing birthday texts.

Plus, in the Agony Abs, one listener’s fella is putting football way ahead of their love life, and another is questioning if their partner’s secret “work wife” is more than just a friendly colleague…

If you’ve got your own dilemmas for Abbey & Pete, drop us a message using the link below!

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⏳ 00:00 – A BIG relationship debate!

⏳ 07:40 – The most ridiculous couple fights!

⏳ 16:35 – Work wives & husbands, is it crossing a line?

⏳ 21:50 – The WORST way to break up…

⏳ 30:25 – Abbey & Peter’s relationship red flags.

⏳ 39:20 – Pete’s final words of wisdom

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are opening up the floor to you guys in another jam-packed Ask Me Anything! From relationship dilemmas to DIY disasters, no topic is off-limits…

Abbey shares her dream kitchen wishlist (complete with dog-washing stations, of course), while Pete gets grilled on his eyebrow situation. The couple debate the ultimate friendship rankings, reveal the absolute worst way to give a “shove,” and weigh in on the all-too-relatable agony of teenage braces.

Plus, what happens when you accidentally snog your ex’s best mate? (Spoiler: Nothing good.)

If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!

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⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to the AMA! Abbey & Pete kick things off.

⏳ 02:00 – Abbey vs. Pete: The eyebrow trimming debate.

⏳ 06:30 – The dream kitchen wishlist—dog showers & hidden toasters.

⏳ 10:45 – The WEDDING guest list debate—who makes the cut?

⏳ 14:00 – “I snogged my ex’s best mate… now he’s ghosting me?”

⏳ 18:20 – Teenage braces crisis—how to help your kid feel confident.

⏳ 23:10 – Pete’s gardening ambitions take a questionable turn…

⏳ 24:45 – The most ridiculous friendship rankings ever.

⏳ 26:00 – The Therapy Crouch couple’s Friday Night Ritual.

⏳ 27:50 – Signing off!

To contact us:

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey dive into the chaos, comedy, and controversy surrounding Mother’s Day, while Peter desperately tries to navigate the unwritten rules of making the day special—without accidentally putting his foot in it.

From the hilarious debate over what actually constitutes an acceptable Mother’s Day gift (is a lie-in really enough?) to the listener stories of husbands who spectacularly missed the mark, this episode is packed with laughs, frustration, and the ultimate relationship truths.

Plus, Abbey reveals her latest impulse decision involving two Shetland ponies and three sheep, while Peter gets grilled over his very suspicious ‘pre-golf swim’. The Agony Abs section is all about sibling rivalry, freeloading family members, and the eternal question: why don’t stepmums get enough Mother’s Day recognition?!

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📌 00:00 – Abbey & Peter kick off the Mother’s Day special

📌 02:30 – Abbey’s weekly whine: a near-death motorway breakdown

📌 04:45 – Peter’s ‘pre-golf swim’ scandal—why is Abbey suspicious?

📌 10:15 – The Mother’s Day expectations vs. reality debate

📌 12:50 – Abbey’s outrageous reaction to a Range Rover gift (not hers!)

📌 18:22 – The sibling struggle: freeloaders and forgotten cards

📌 25:30 – Mum guilt & emotional blackmail—how real is it?

📌 29:10 – True or False: Did a mum really take the wrong child home?

📌 33:45 – The stepmum dilemma—should they get a Mother’s Day gift?

📌 38:05 – Abbey’s accidental adoption of two ponies & three sheep

📌 40:00 – Wrapping up: Abbey’s final verdict on Mother’s Day

To contact us:

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter & Abbey are putting YOU in charge, answering your wildest, funniest, and most bizarre questions in this Ask Me Anything special!

From parenting disasters to fast food hacks (yes, we’re talking about something called a "McGangBang" – don’t ask), we dive into everything. Abbey also shares a hilariously awkward McDonald’s drive-thru story, while Peter has some… let’s say interesting thoughts on parenting styles.

We also tackle your dilemmas, from the best way to include dads in pregnancy to whether food or sex is more important in a relationship (prepare for a heated debate).

Oh, and if you’ve ever accidentally developed a Scouse accent, Peter can relate.

Got a burning question for the next one? Drop it in the comments!

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00:00 - "Why are you being so nice to me tonight?"

07:49 - Smuggling vodka with a fake pregnancy belly

16:31 - The ultimate "Would You Rather"

20:12 - The infamous "Vanarama" car game

28:33 - Pete's accidental Scouse accent

To contact us:

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For more from Peter

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For more from Abbey

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