The Therapy Crouch
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The Therapy Crouch episodes

  • Abbey and Peter Lift the Lid on their Love of a Dirty Rim

    It is a big week for the Therapy Crouch this week as we find ourselves celebrating a double birthday celebration! 


    Not only is it the nation’s favourite Agony Aunt’s birthday, but your not-so-new favourite podcast has also turned 1 years old!!! 


    After having some typical travel woes over the Christmas period, Abbey and Pete are back on the couch to discuss Ross’ rascal trainers, Pete’s new found love of Zumba and Abbey’s failed attempt at dry January. 


    As it is our one year podiversary, we also take a walk down memory lane to reminisce on some of our personal highlights from throughout the past 12 months, of which there has been plenty. 


    And it is business as usual in Agony Ab, where we hear from someone who has caught the workplace b*tches throwing shade at her best pal and a woman who feels her husband needs to start laying down the law in the workplace. 


    Enjoy this very special, Therapy Crouch Birthday Bonanza! 



    00:00 Intro

    06:05 Peter Crouch, Zumba Wonder

    08:56 Turbulent New Years

    10:32 Damp January

    17:40 Manifest this

    21:06 Weekly Whine Club

    30:22 Birthday Bonanzas

    34:00 PMA

    37:27 It Was a Very Good Year

    42:09 Google Me

    49:28 Agony Ab


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


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    1 hr 3 min
  • It’s a New Year, but the Same O’l Therapy Crouch!

    Happy Tuesday Therapy Crouch fans! On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter take a moment to to reflect on all things New Years and the dreaded resolutions that come with it! 


    The pair give their thoughts on if they think there is any point trying to do a resolution in this day in age or if they are doomed from the very start….


    Dry January, project get fit, Blue Monday and terrible birthday timings are all things discussed on today’s pod and as usual the gang has some VERY surprising takes on a few of these topics. 


    We also have a very touching message from one of our listeners whose life has been changed dramatically through The Therapy Crouch as well as the usual outrageous shenanigans that occur in both the weekly whine club and our famous Agony Ab section. 


    Happy New Year!


    00:00 Intro

    06:18 Makin’ Babies

    10:47 60 Minute Makeover

    16:05 Batman vs Superman

    20:50 Golden Shower

    24:08 Does my bum look big in this?

    27:29 New Year's Celebrations

    32:39 Resolutions

    41:16 Blue Monday 

    42:42 Agony Ab

    50:40 Communication & Relationship Dynamics

    01:02:09 Intellectual Interests & Time Constraints


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    1 hr 7 min
  • The Therapy Crouch x NewlyWeds - The Crossover you Never Knew You Needed

    It is the first Therapy Crouch of the New Year! What better way to kick off 2024 on the couch than getting the one and only Jamie Laing and Sophie Haboo on the sofa! 


    The former stars of Made In Chelsea and creators of the hugely successful Nearly/NewlyWeds podcast - this episode was not short of a few laughs and occasionally over sharing! 


    We hear all about how Jamie and Sophie’s relationship got off to a rather unconventional start, embarrassing fertility clinic fiascos and their plans for the future!


    In Agony Ab, the NewlyWeds are on hand to help give advice to our listeners who are stuck in a prank battle within their friendship group as well as one of our most outrageous emails of the series - stay tuned!


    00:00 Intro

    09:21 First Dates

    14:33 Hilarious mishaps

    17:07 Family planning 

    18:43 Saturday Night Takeaway

    20:34 Posh W*nk

    30:08 Podcast wars

    36:23 MIC

    43:21 Clean Freaks

    47:05 Jealous Guy

    54:41 Agony Abs

    01:01:51 Free Fridge

    01:06:10 No Words


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Ask Us Anything!!! Abbey and Peter FINALLY reveal all.....

    It’s Boxing Day Baby! But have no fear, The Therapy Crouch isn’t going to leave you hanging and we have got a very special episode for you today….Ask Us Anything!


    We have been putting the feelers out there on our social media for some of the burning questions you guys have got for Abbey and Pete and some are a lot more out there than others….


    Nipple sized hands or hands sized nipples, Therapy Crouch tour 2024 and Abbey’s preferred lipstick choices are some of the answers you can expect to find out today. 


    And don’t worry, the nation’s favourite Agony Ab hasn’t gone anywhere and we are on hand to help with home improvement nightmares, hunky housemates who have a penchant for being scruffy f*ckers and what to do when your new boyfriend gets a less than lukewarm reception from your nearest and dearest. 


    00:00 Intro

    04:14 Parenting Challenges

    12:13 Shopping Woes

    14:23 AMA: Ask Us Anything

    19:55 Preferences on Height

    22:23 Work-Life Balance and Parenthood

    26:50 Board Games

    29:37 #StayGrounded

    34:14 Home Decor 

    37:01 Agony Ab

    40:57 Dealing with friends' opinions on partner

    43:35 Hone Improvements 


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    48 min
  • The Therapy Crouch’s Christmas Party!!!

    It is officially our last episode before Christmas and it would only be fitting for us to have a little festive fiesta!! 


    It is a double celebration is the Crouch household after Scott pulled his finger out and asked the big Q - which has prompted some discussions on Abbey trading hers in for an upgrade (ring not fella) 


    Although it isn’t all festive cheer as the pair have been up to their usual antics and have come locked and loaded with multiple weekly whines - a lot of of them regarding the other’s fashion faux pas. 


    And fear not, we are not abandoning you guys with your own relationship woes, Agony Ab is still on the couch to help with your long distance heart ache and those of you who are struggling with husbands who have little to no interest in putting the Christmas tree up!! Bah humbug!


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch and Happy Christmas!!!


    Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇


    https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 


    00:00 Intro

    05:01 Fashion Faux Pas 

    06:10 Moose Knuckles 

    07:48 Christmas Shopping

    09:38 Guest Dynamics and Podcast Experience

    10:21 Family Activities

    12:39 Christmas Menu

    16:45 Partayyy

    18:09 Party Games

    35:26 Christmas Traditions 

    42:24 Agony Ab

    45:24 Decorating Woes

    49:47 Long-Distance Relationship Woes


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    56 min
  • The Therapy Crouch Guide To Christmas Gifting

    Abbey and Pete join forces with Klarna for this special edition of The Therapy Crouch, packed full of tips and tricks (plus the odd fail from Pete) for gifting and hosting this Christmas. 

     

    What’s Pete’s tried and tested present buying strategy? What has Abbey got in store for him over the festive period? And who is the real grinch of the Clancy / Crouch household

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    24 min
  • The Therapy Crouch made some new friends....and they do not disappoint

    The moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived! The Therapy Crouch has waited almost a year for this very special moment and boy was it worth it…


    This week, we are joined by fellow podcasters and new best friends, James Buckley and Clair Buckley! 


    It’s fair to say that this is a bit of a milestone for the podcast and nothing was off the table in this no holds barred chat, from how to pity a girl into bed to James’ truly teeth woes. 


    They are also a welcome addition to Agony Ab couch, where we hear from a woman who is being constantly undermined in the workplace which Clair has some FANTASTIC advice for. 


    Do not miss this one!


    Check out James and Clair Buckleys Youtube channel ‘At Home With The Buckleys’ here -> https://www.youtube.com/c/athomewiththebuckleys 


    Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇


    https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 


    00:00 Intro

    04:00 Where it began….

    11:00 Home Life 

    13:00 Career Future Ventures

    22:00 Animal rescue

    26:45 WTF

    29:22 Parenting Dynamics

    39:36 Turkey Teeth

    46:36 James Buckley, kitchen fitter

    56:57 Staycations

    01:00:11 Is it James or Jay?

    01:01:07 "The Inbetweeners"

    01:13:12 Bonk Beats

    01:16:29 Mutual Interests

    01:20:30 Workplace Struggles


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    1 hr 3 min
  • 'Tis The Season

    As Christmas approachs Pete and Abbey are getting into the festive spirit, by discussing their holiday joys and pet peeves from Christmas prep to how to do presents.


    After a trip to Bicester Village this week, Pete and Ab discuss each others contradicting shopping styles.


    With plenty of your Agony Ab's and Weekly Whines we are back to give you fantastic(ish) advice.


    To contact us:


    Email: [email protected]


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch



    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy/?hl=en



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    1 hr 10 min
  • When good intentions backfire SPECTACULARLY

    After their recent break away from the kids to ‘disconnect and reconnect’ Abbey and Pete are back with tales of when even the best of intentions can backfire with hilarious results. 


    Thailand in the depths of monsoon season? Sounds like the perfect opportunity for Abbey to tear through three books and avoid talking to Pete at all costs… 


    In our weekly whine (or shine) club, we hear from a couple who have had the picture perfect proposal in nowhere else than the big apple itself as well as a woman who is convinced her husband has taken up whistling as a full time hobby just to drive her round the bend. 


    And we also hear some outrageous chat which will hopefully stand as a warning to all you guys on why you shouldn’t drunk and dial. 


    On this week’s Therapy Crouch we’ve got 99 problems but a b*tch aint one. 


    Enjoy! 


    00:00 Introduction

    06:01 Approachable Pete

    06:58 Dad Jokes

    21:37 Monsoon season

    26:28 Book worms

    32:38 Sunseekers

    36:27 School hols

    42:41 Magic Hour

    44:26 Abbey’s Accountancy

    48:39 Health is wealth

    56:03 Agony Abs

    01:03:28 Gameboys


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Surprise, Surprise

    Ahead of Pete’s long anticipated surprise holiday for him and Abbey, the pair sit down to talk about some of the more memorable - and even more forgettable - surprises they’ve pulled off for each other. 


    Not wanting to be outdone by the Therapy Crouch team, we also hear from our listeners who have provided some of their best and worse surprises over the year, from days out being a zookeeper to spiteful exes with a taste for Bridget Jones. 


    Aside from the big surprise trip, Abbey and Pete talk about some of their smaller scale surprises over the years and how it’s sometimes the smaller romantic gestures that can keep the spark alive. 


    In Agony Ab, the team are on hand to give advice to a listener who’s partner loves the smell of their own f*rts as well as someone dealing with the breakdown of one of their oldest and longest friendships. 


    Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! 


    00:00 Intro

    03:06 Travel Plans

    07:51 Audience Surprise Stories

    12:02 Animal Encounters

    18:44 Not so surprise surprise

    23:51 Romance isn’t dead

    27:06 The big getaway

    36:37 Rekindling the romance

    44:13 Christmas Revelations

    56:39 Agony Ab

    01:07:16 Pass Gas?


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 14 min

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