The Therapy Crouch
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  • Therapy Crouchfest

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a while to take stock ofter the roaring success that was Crouchfest. 


    Never ones to take themselves too seriously, the gang talk all things fancy dress, gameshow parodies, music and everything in between. 


    Abbey also gives insight into their ‘Sunday Monday’ experience - a rare treat when the house is normally jam packed with four kids. 


    In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is feeling pressured into going on a rather expensive family group holiday as well as a young couple who are struggling to decide if they want to have another baby, secure their nest or blow it all on the big day!


    Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch! 


    00:11 Introduction

    03:42 Post-Crouchfest Recovery

    05:48 Holiday Memories

    09:30 Blind Date Segment

    15:30 Performance Highlights 

    16:52 Bomby night

    19:35 Compliment to Abby at the End

    23:09 Man Flu

    29:40 Weekly Whine Club

    38:04 Therapy CrouchFest 

    40:27 The Greatest Showman

    43:53 Agony AB

    48:10 Priorities

    52:54 Paris, city of love


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    57 min
  • Here comes the Bride(maid)

    It has been a big week for Abbey - she finally popped her bridesmaid’s cherry for none other than her BFF Holly. 


    But before they spill the beans on the wedding of the year, they reminisce on what has been a rather eventful week. From halloween face paint fails to a Geoff Clancy fashion faux pas there is plenty to be unravelled here. 


    Abbey and Pete also take a surprising detour from the pod topic and reminisce on some of their school school day pranks and performances which brings a lot of happy memories flooding back.


    In Agony Ab, we hear from a woman who has suffered the ultimate betrayal from her former best friend and we also hear from someone who got A LOT more than they bargained for when they went for their monthly mop chop. 


    Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!


    Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇


    https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 


    00:00 Introduction 

    02:04 Can I have your autograph?

    09:13 Crouchfest prep

    15:59 Karaoke queen

    20:14 Toys ‘R’ Us

    22:48 Weekly Whines

    27:34 Here comes the Bride(maid)

    40:20 Back to school 

    48:09 Agony Ab

    53:02 The ultimate betrayal


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    59 min
  • Happy Halloween!!

    Keeping in the spirit of the spookiest day of the year, Abbey and Peter have donned their best outfits and are talking all things fright night. 


    Before delving into everything that gives them the heebie jeebies though, we have a recap on what could have potentially been the best week of Abbey’s life……so far. 


    There is some big name dropping in this week’s podcast, with Madonna, Frankie Dettori, Mick Hucknall of Simply Rouge and Mr Micky Mouse himself all getting honourable mentions. 


    It’s a laugh a minute on today’s Therapy Crouch, with Dad jokes galore, Pete’s biggest fears exposed and Abbey’s sharp scouse wit is in full swing to keep everyone in check. 


    In our Agony Ab section, Abbey and Pete are on hand to give advice on toenail health and maintenance as well as what to do when your hubby starts to neglect his hair and waistlines! 


    Happy Halloween from all the team at The Therapy Crouch! 


    Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇


    https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 


    00:00 Introduction

    03:27 Madonna 

    06:27 Airport Ab (Airport Anxiety)

    10:00 Theater Trip

    15:28 Meeting Mick Hucknall

    22:33 Dad Jokes

    24:25 Audience Whines

    28:36 Let’s gets snoggin

    29:50 Prop box

    32:20 Fears and Anxieties 

    35:05 Claustrophobic Crouchy

    38:47 Relationship fears in the early stages of dating.

    42:16 Ageing 

    46:32 Agony Abs - Loud lovers

    48:49 Toenail Troubles

    52:39 Halitosis Heartreak

    57:15 When a forehead becomes a fivehead


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


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    For more from Abbey


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    1 hr 2 min
  • Mischief Week

    It is a one week countdown to Halloween and in honour of the Scouse tradition of Mizzy night, Abbey and Peter are getting their spook on!


    Fresh off the back of her first ever hen do - Abbey has had her own mischief weekend away with the girls and has left Pete to a weekend of paw patrol performances with the little ones. 


    The pair also reminisce on some of their old antics around the spookiest time of year - eggs-be-athrowin and apples-be-adunkin! Cue feline inspired outfit ideas and fright nights at Thorpe Park too!


    The team are also on hand to help with your conundrums of the heart - with one woman advice on whether to stay in a relationship with no prospect of wedding bells as well as a listener who has been pushed to the edge by her husband’s refusal to get involved in the weekly food shop


    Enjoy this week’s, The Therapy Crouch!


    Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇


    https://lnk.to/therapycrouch 


    00:00 Introduction

    03:23 Abbey’s Hen Do’s and Don’ts

    07:43 Peter's Paw Patrol Performance

    11:04 TV Show and Book Release 

    19:42 Weekly Whine Club

    20:37 Squirrel Red

    23:53 Halloween and Home Decorations

    29:38 Tall Teen Clothing

    35:07 The adventures of Ralphie

    40:45 Mischief Week

    46:07 Fright Night

    53:23 Costume Ideas and Party Plans

    55:13 Agony Ab

    58:27 Marriage Dilemma

    01:04:36 The Big Shop

    01:08:01 Skid Row


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


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    1 hr 15 min
  • I AM NOT A FISH

    Happy Tuesday! With the official Therapy Crouch book now on sale, Abbey and Peter have had a busy week of promo, sitting down on the one show couch, this morning and anywhere else that will have them. 


    For this reason, we sat down in a hotel in London which shared an uncanny resemblance to a budget Chinese restaurant/brothel. 


    This week, Abbey and Pete are talking about how they are currently trying to reconnect with one another. Pete has got a big surprise trip planned for Abbey that apparently will take them through 2 or her 3 no go zones and Abbey recalls all the little pranks they used to play on each other during their early days together and the gang try and come up with some new ones you can get your other half on!


    And you guys have been back in touch looking for advice on matters of the heart! We hear from a woman who is sick to death of the mess her hubby leaves when it comes to trimming his beard and a girl in need of a chat up line for her gym crush. 


    Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out NOW!! To order your copy got to👇


    lnk.to/therapycrouch


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    YouTube Clips: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch 


    https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast 


    For more from Abbey


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    1 hr
  • Guilty Pleasures

    After the ribena-gate of last week, tune in to see if Ralphie made it to a second week in the Crouch family household. 


    This week, the Abbey and Peter are chatting about all things guilty pleasures. After hearing about a recent TikTok trend, Abbey is desperate to stay down with the kids and expose all the things that men secretly love but hate to admit, what could go wrong…..?


    From their mutual taste in TV and the fact they are both more than partial to a bit of Simply Red, it is safe to say they both have more than their fair share of guilty pleasures they can expose the other one for. 


    As always, you guys have been in touch in search of some advice from the nation’s number 1 Agony AB! Abbey takes the role of hype queen for a woman who has been stuck with a guy suffering from Botox Bias and is on hand to help a young gent who is suffering from a 3 ft 5 neighbour from hell. 


    Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)ever After is out on October 12th. To preorder your copy got to👇


    lnk.to/therapycrouch


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


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    1 hr 9 min
  • Doggystyle

    In this week’s pod, Peter finally admits his love love for the young pup!! As expected, Abbey is less than magnanimous in success but there is no love lost between the pair. 


    In the weekly whine club, one of our golf widow listeners has been in touch, much to the detriment of the big man, and we also hear from a young scaffolder who’s struggling to enjoy a day evening off even on a cold wet Tuesday underneath the spotlights. 


    In one of our most F’d up Agony Abs of the series, a long time suffering housewife details her husbands perverted tea making skills and Abbey is on hand to give some advice to an unlucky in love recently singleton. 


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!



    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


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    https://www.youtube.com/@thatpetercrouchpodcast 


    For more from Abbey


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    54 min
  • The Therapy Crouch Guide To Better Holidays
    British Airways Holidays are making it so much easier to enjoy your holidays without the stress. All their holidays are ATOL protected, they offer a 24hr helpline should you need them when you’re away and allow you to book with a low deposit. You can enjoy flexible payments until you fly*, and can even use Avios points towards your holiday too! Plus, all their holidays include a 23kg baggage allowance per person, so no surprises when you book. If this episode inspires you to take your holidays more seriously you can head to Ba.com/holidays.

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    21 min
  • Role Models

    Abbey and Peter are back with a bang this week where they sit down and discuss some of the big influences they have had in their lives that have helped them get where they are today. 


    We hear about some of their favourite school teachers, parents and family members which are often the unsung heroes of people’s success! 


    In weekly whine club, Abbey’s obsession with the new cavapoo, Optimus, is already driving Pete to the edge of insanity before it has arrived but Abbey is in no mood to take any of his SH*T. 


    You guys have also been in touch with your bug bears of the week and Agony Ab is on hand as always to offer some advice. Whether you are struggling with the girl from work’s bowel movements or annoyed at your husbands obliviousness when it comes Christmas Presents - the Therapy Crouch has got you covered! 


    Enjoy! 


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


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    1 hr
  • Love Thy House

    Abbey and Peter sit down this week and talk all things grand designs. Abbey is well known for her love of a pet project/doer upper and is on hand to give some top tips on how to spruce up your interiors without breaking the bank! 


    Pete also has some very interesting suggestions on how he would improve their current home and relives some childhood fantasies when weighing up the idea of creating a soft play area for the kids. 


    In the weekly whine club, we hear from a husband whose wife-to-be is driving him round the bend by refusing to listen to the podcast and from a long suffering husband whose wife struggles to follow TV plot lines. 


    All this and much more only on, the Therapy Crouch! 


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


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    54 min

About The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and…

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