The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

Jimbo, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and James Horncastle look ahead to the opening games in the the Nations League. Plus, Danish YouTubers, an MLS update and has (that) Ronaldo bitten off more than even he can chew?

RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: The Nations League explained…sort of (01m 00s)• PART 2: England v Spain preview (05m 00s)• PART 3a: Denmark’s futsal team (11m 40s)• PART 3b: Germany v France preview (19m 00s) 
• PART 4a: MLS update with George Qureshi (24m 20s)
• PART 4b: Your questions: away goals, extraterrestrial life and more (29m 50s)• PART 5: Ronaldo’s €30m stake in Valladolid (41m 00s)
• PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (48m 50s)
• PART 7: Exeunt ones (50m 20s)LIVE SHOWS:• Join **Jimbo**, **James Horncastle**, **Michael Cox** and **Duncan Alexander** for **[Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)** • and **[Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)** will feature **Jimbo**, **Rory Smith**, **Daniel Storey** and **James Horncastle** (again)CHARITIES:• we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)
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Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and David Preece discuss the Premier League's entertainers (accidental and otherwise), winning runs and goalkeeping blunders

 RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Watford 2 - 1 Spurs (02m 20s)• PART 1b: Chelsea and Liverpool still unbeaten - and Alisson Blunderland (09m 40s)• PART 2a: Champions League draw recap (21m 00s)• PART 2b: Europa League draw recap and a word on the Old Firm/Farm derbies (27m 20s) 
• PART 3a: Arsenal - the accidental entertainers (30m 40s)
 • PART 3b: Burnley 2 - 0 United and the rest of the PL weekend (38m 40s)
• PART 3c: West Ham woes (40m 50s)• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (49m 00s)
• PART 5: Exeunt ones (51m 10s)LIVE NEWS• we're in **London on** **[Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)**• and we’re in **[Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)**CHARITY NEWS:• we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)
PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH:• [**Find us on Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)•**[send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**

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Jimbo, Opta's Duncan Alexander, Tom Williams and James Horncastle talk big bouncy wins, respect, and rethinking possession stats. Plus, Fortnite, the Old Firm, and a farewell to DeuceRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Man U 0 - 3 Spurs, meltdowns and shifting sands (0m 40s)• PART 1b: Watford v Spurs preview (11m 20s)• PART 1c: Leicester v Liverpool and Chelsea v Bournemouth previews (15m 00s)• PART 2a: Ligue 1 and Serie A updates (21m 40s)• PART 2b: Old Firm derby preview - with Andrew Slaven from the Totally Scottish Football Show (29m 50s)• PART 3a: Man C v Newcastle preview - and more on possession stats (33m 00s)
• PART 3b: Palace and Saints, Fulham and beats, (40m 00s)• PART 3c: West Ham, Cardiff and Huddersfield chat (43m 20s)• PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (51m 20s)
• PART 5: Exeunt ones (53m 50s)LIVE NEWS• Join Jimbo, James Horncastle, Duncan Alexander and Michael Cox in [**London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018).• and our lineup in **[Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)** is Jimbo, Horncastle, Rory Smith and Daniel StoreyCHARITY NEWS:• we’re working with **CALM,** the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Head to the [Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)
PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**.• send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**

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Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies-Adams and Harriet Drugde to discuss Watford’s flying start, Ozil’s cold, and crisps on the pitch. Plus, Liverpool hit top spot, more of the same from Arsenal, and a record-breaking weekend for the women’s gameRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Wolves 1 - 1 Man City, going into the Matrix (2m 50s)• PART 1b: Liverpool 1 - 0 Brighton (08m 00s)• PART 2a: Fulham 4 - 2 Burnley and Watford’s 100% start (10m 00s)• PART 2b: Newcastle 1 - 2 Chelsea 2, rethinking possession stats 18m 00s)• PART 2c: Arsenal 3 -1 West Ham, Ozil in or Ozil out (25m 00s) 
 • PART 4a: Japan, Europe and Championship news (31m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Bournemouth 2- 2 Everton (40m 00s) • PART 4c: Nil and niller between Huddersfield and Cardiff (44m 10s)
 • PART 4d: Women’s football news (46m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (50m 40s)
 • PART 6: Exeunt ones (52m 40s)LIVE NEWS:• [we're in **London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)• and we’re in [**Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)CHARITY NEWS:• we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) for more information
PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • have a listen to our new cycling podcast - [**The Bradley Wiggins Show by Eurosport**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-bradley-wiggins-show-by-eurosport/id1404437099?mt=2)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/).• send us a [tweet:** @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

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Jimbo, David Preece, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens look ahead to everything in the Premier League this weekend. Plus, an apology to Crystal Palace, Thierry Henry heads to Bordeaux and Jean-Claude Van Damme’s big breakRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: No Retreat, No Surrender 1986 (0m 40s)• PART 1b: City v Wolves preview (03m 30s)• PART 2a: Liverpool v Brighton preview (11m 40s)• PART 2b: Man U v Spurs preview - with added Woodward v Mou v Pogba; De Gea regression and Luke Shaw’s limits (18m 30s)• PART 3: Arsenal v West Ham preview - an early 6 pointer (29m 30s) 
• PART 4a: Thierry Henry in at Bordeaux? (40m 00s)
• PART 4b: More from around Europe, Scotland and the Championship - and your questions (45m 00s)• PART 5: The rest of the PL - including Newcastle v Chelsea, Everton’s Angry Birds, and apology to Crystal Palace (50m 20s)
• PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (62m 20s)
• PART 7: Exeunt ones (64m 00s)LIVE NEWS• we're in London on [**Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)• and we’re in Manchester on [**Friday 5 October at the RNCM**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)CHARITY NEWS:• we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) for more info
PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/)• we’ve teamed up with **Beer52** to offer you a free crate of craft beer. All you have to pay is £2.95 P&P.  Head to [**beer52.com/football**](http://www.beer52.com/football) to find out moreGET IN TOUCH:• [**find us on Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• **[send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**

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Jimbo has Michael Cox, Carl Anka and Sasha Goryunov for company to analyse United's collapse at Brighton. Plus, condiments and tales from the German CupRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Brighton, buzzcuts and bandanas - Man U’s horror show (02m 00s)• PART 2a: City terrifying against the Terriers (11m 50s)• PART 2b: Chelsea 3 - 2 Arsenal (20m 30s)• PART 3a: The West Ham jambalaya (28m 40s)
• PART 3b: Spurs 3 - 1 Fulham (33m 20s)
• PART 4: European round-up - with added Bashkortostan and Kyrgyzstan news (36m 00s)• PART 5a: The rest of the PL - including Kenedy’s game to forget, Watford looking good, and Richardson for the golden boot (45m 20s)
• PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57m 50s)
• PART 6: Exeunt ones (59m 30s)LIVE NEWS:• we're in [**London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and we’re in [Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS:• we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**• send [**us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

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Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Jack Lang and Matt Davies-Adams to discuss Arsenal’s upcoming trip to Chelsea, possible signs of regression at Spurs, and what's in store in the Bundesliga this seasonRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: New surnames, Madonna and more (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Chelsea v Arsenal preview - ketchup, dice and blonde hair (03m 00s)• PART 1c: Spurs v Fulham and Palace v Liverpool previews (14m 10s)• PART 2a: Talking tactics (25m 00s) • PART 2b: KDB injured; Pog v Mou (27m 20s) 
• PART 3a: Footballing mythologies; Kroos v Ozil; (31m 00s)• PART 3b: Atléti win the Super Cup and Brendan on the brink at Celtic (37m 00s)
 • PART 3c: More PL previews (43m 40s) 
• PART 4a: Kaiser competition (48m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Bundesliga preview (50m 00s)• PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 20s)
 • PART 5: Exeunt ones (57m 20s)LIVE NEWS:• [We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for** Totally Football Live**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#)**!**CHARITY NEWS:we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: [at the **CalmZone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • try out the daily fantasy football with [**DraftKings**](https://www.draftkings.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqo3y_-fx3AIVB7DtCh2JRQObEAAYASAAEgLGS_D_BwE) - and make sure to enter the promo code **TOTALLY** when you sign up GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

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Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams kick off the (tricky) second season of the Totally Football Show by chatting geese, goals, gloating and moreRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Weekend highlights (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Arsenal 0 - 2 City - City pick up where they left off, major work for Emery (03m 40s)• PART 2a: Huddersfield 0 - 3 Chelsea - good signs for Sarri-ball (13m 30s)• PART 2b: Liverpool 4 - 0 West Ham - woof! (18m 10s)  
• PART 2c: United and Spurs off the mark - but sour times on Tyneside and Puel on the brink at Leicester…again (21m 45s)
• PART 3a: A nod to Scotland, France, Spain, Germany, MLS - and magic (31m 30s)• PART 3b: The promoted sides - and Big Sam gloating (36m 40s)
• PART 3c: The return of Joe Hart, Watford’s zingers and any other business (44m 30s)• PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (47m 00s)
• PART 5: Exeunt ones (48m 50s)PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your free print copy of the **Economist** by texting FOOTBALL to 78070GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

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Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Julien Laurens, and Adam Bate are here to bring in the new Premier League season with this bumper preview show. They discuss whether anyone can topple Manchester City, whether the three new-boys will still be there in nine months time, and find out which former England player Jules has been holidaying with this summer.RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Welcome all (00m 50s)• PART 1b: City champions elect again, Sarri Chelsea, and Liverpool love in with Melissa Reddy (02m 00s)• PART 2: The unknown quantity: Arsenal, Mou's Moanchester United, Spurs' big spenders (20m 10s)• PART 3a: Totally's family expanded with The Totally Scottish Football Show's Andrew Slaven (38m 40s)• PART 3b: The best of the rest including Leicester, Everton, Burnley and West Ham (41m 00s)
• PART 4: A welcome return to the Premier League for Cardiff, Fulham and Wolves (51m 30s)
• PART 5a: If they stay up who must go down (60m 00s)• PART 5b: Odds with Paddy Power (69m 20s)• PART 6: Exeunt Omnes (72m 40s)PARISH NOTICES:• we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special STAY IN TOUCH:• find us on Facebook• send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow

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Carlos Kaiser is a legend in Brazil, after he carved out a 20-year career at some of the country's top clubs despite never actually playing a match.  Why did he live this life of deception - and how did he get away with it?  Director Louis Myles and producers Tom Markham and Rob Fullam tell us all as they discuss their new documentary, **[Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football](http://kaiserthefilm.co.uk/)**• **Kaiser** is out in UK cinemas on Friday 27 July, with special director's Q&A sessions at VUE Westfield White City on Thursday 26 July and  VUE Piccadilly Apollo on Friday 27 July.  See **[kaiserthefilm](http://kaiserthefilm.co.uk/) **for more info. • [**Rob Smyth**'s book about Kaiser is out now](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaiser-Greatest-Footballer-Never-Football/dp/1787290255?tag=prhmarketing3915-21)

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