The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

There’s no fairy-tale in Crosby but Crawley stun Leeds while Newport give Brighton an almighty scare. Meanwhile Villa and Derby are both forced to play the under 18s. Is it potentially damaging to play men against boys?

The Premier League returns in midweek with Manchester United having the chance to go top. And can Sheffield United win their first league game of the season against struggling Newcastle?

Plus the WSL’s Covid controversy, River Plate’s last stand and Sasha’s goalkeeping coach.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1a: Marine 0-5 Tottenham (02m 00s)

• PART 1b: Crawley 3-0 Leeds (06m 30s) 

• PART 1c: Aston Villa 1-4 Liverpool (10m 00s)

• PART 2a: The struggle to control Covid cases (15m 00s)

• PART 2b: Brighton edge past Newport (22m 30s)

• PART 3a: Burnley v Man Utd preview (28m 30s) 

• PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League midweek (32m 00s)

• PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (46m 00s)

• PART 5: Covid controversy in the WSL (47m 30s)

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8th tier Marine host Tottenham in statistically the biggest mismatch in FA Cup history. The Athletic’s Simon Hughes, former Marine mascot and ball-boy, gives us the latest from Crosby.

Also there’s Crawley v Leeds (Yems v Bielsa) and Big Sam goes back to Blackpool.

The Carabao Cup final is set and stone – Tottenham will take on Manchester City in April. The pod shows some appreciation for the Dias-Stones partnership.

Plus red squirrel wood and the importance of Henderson to Liverpool.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1a: Man Utd 0-2 Man City (03m 30s)

• PART 1b: Spurs 2-0 Brentford (12m 00s) 

• PART 2: Marine v Tottenham preview with Simon Hughes (16m 30s)

• PART 3a: Liverpool’s recent struggles (29m 00s)

• PART 3b: Crawley v Leeds preview (39m 00s)

• PART 4a: The rest of the FA Cup action (43m 30s) 

• PART 4b: McCarthy, P-Nev and the Antwerp agitator (49m 00s) 

• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s)

• PART 6: Milan 1-3 Juventus with James Horncastle (55m 00s)

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The pod is very excited about Milan v Juventus this coming midweek as the only unbeaten team in the top 5 leagues take on Pirlo, Ronaldo & co.

The Bundesliga is back with Bayern again conceding first but powering to victory, while Dortmund welcome Haaland back to the team and Sancho back to the scoresheet. And Tasmania Berlin fans are worried about losing their place in infamy.

Athletic Bilbao play Barcelona in La Liga this week, with new manager Marcelino at the helm after the shock sacking of Gaizka Garitano.

And in transfer news, Sami Khedira is a likely mover. But what about Sergio Ramos?

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02m 00s)

• PART 2: Milan v Juventus preview (07m 00s) 

• PART 3a: Bayern & Sancho back on song in the Bundesliga (15m 00s)

• PART 3b: Transfer rumours around Europe (22m 00s) 

• PART 4: The big three in Spain all taste victory (34m 00s)

• PART 5: Inter on fire and ridiculous goals around Europe (43m 00s)

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Manchester City are at their scintillating best at Stamford Bridge, putting Frank Lampard under pressure with The Athletic reporting that Chelsea are looking at alternatives. Would it make sense to fire him? Did it make sense to hire him? And has he found himself in a Jurassic Park scenario at Stamford Bridge?

Meanwhile is it time to call Man United title challengers? Or are they just really good at winning penalties?

Kane and Son shine for Spurs, as do Saka and Tierney for Arsenal. But it’s Ebere Eze that’s really impressing the panel as he fulfils his Premier League potential at Palace. While Saturday at the Amex was a bad day for Burn, Silva and Otasowie.

Plus piglets, players flouting Covid regulations and a big win for Stevie G in Scotland.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1a: Chelsea 1-3 Man City (04m 00s)

• PART 1b: Newcastle 1-2 Leicester (17m 00s) 

• PART 2a: Tottenham 3-0 Leeds (20m 00s)

• PART 2b: West Brom 0-4 Arsenal (29m 30s)

• PART 2c: Crystal Palace 2-0 Sheffield Utd (35m 00s)

• PART 2d: Brighton 3-3 Wolves (38m 30s) 

• PART 3: Friday’s football (42m 40s)

• PART 4: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (53m 00s)

• PART 5: Big win for Stevie G in Scotland (55m 00s)

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From a year like no other, we present our highlights of 2020. From banality to Bertrand Traore.

The panel are excited about Man Utd against Aston Villa on New Year’s Day, with Villa fast becoming one of our favourite teams to watch.

Mourinho takes on the anti-Mourinho in Marcelo Bielsa. Leeds can’t be ignored and nor can Jack Harrison.

Sheffield United have had the worst start ever but are they the worst team ever? Are they even the worst team in the Premier League?

The Athletic’s Andy Jones fills us in on the imminent Burnley takeover. Plus Lampard taking aim at his players and whether or not it’s time for a circuit breaker.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1a: Timer for a circuit breaker? (02m 30s)

• PART 1b: Headlines from the last 10 days (06m 30s) 

• PART 1c: Differing Christmases for Arsenal and Chelsea (08m 00s)

• PART 2a: West Brom v Arsenal preview (17m 00s)

• PART 2b: Everton v West Ham preview (22m 00s)

• PART 2c: Man Utd v Aston Villa preview (26m 00s) 

• PART 3a: Carabao Cup revisited (32m 00s) 

• PART 3b: Spurs v Leeds preview + the rest of the Premier League weekend (34m 30s)

• PART 4: Burnley’s takeover with The Athletic’s Andy Jones (47m 00s)

• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 30s)

• PART 6: Our highlights of 2020 (56m 00s)

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Thomas Tuchel is sacked in Paris on Christmas Eve, to be replaced by Mauricio Pochettino. Was he hard done by? Or is he destined to always fall out with the hierarchy? And can Pochettino impose his pressing style on PSG?

He’s not the only managerial mover. Schalke have hired Christian Gross of tube ticket fame. And after 27 years out of club management, Nantes have appointed former France coach and star sign enthusiast Raymond Domenech.

In Italy, Milan are still unbeaten and Andrea Pirlo’s Juventus manage to lose 6 points in a day. Are the Old Lady already out of the title race?

Plus Messi, Slutsky and Choupo-Moting.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Moment of the week (02m 00s)

• PART 2: Tuchel out, Poch in at PSG (05m 00s) 

• PART 3: Juve miss out on 6 points, Milan stay unbeaten (19m 30s)

• PART 4: Gross returns at Schalke (27m 00s) 

• PART 5: Messi’s interview on his future (31m 00s)

• PART 6a: Domenech returns to management at Nantes (43m 00s)

• PART 6b: Highlights of 2020 (50m 00s)

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Bayern go top of the Bundesliga but the headlines surround Leroy Sane the subbed sub. And are Dortmund already on the verge of crisis under their caretaker?

Lille are top of Ligue 1 but both organisations could be in dire financial straits. Meanwhile Karim Benzema – the greatest French striker ever?

Speaking of Benzema, are we veering towards a two-horse title race in Spain between Atletico and Real.

And in Serie A, we saw the fastest goal ever and Napoli returning to retiro. 

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Moment of the weekend (01m 30s)

• PART 2: Leverkusen 1-2 Bayern (08m 30s) 

• PART 3: Record-breaking Milan & Napoli in retiro (17m 30s)

• PART 4: Lille & Ligue 1’s financial crisis (23m 30s) 

• PART 5: Atletico & Real – a two-horse race? (35m 30s)

• PART 6: Dortmund defeated, Thuram spitting (45m 00s)

• PART 7: Papu and Pirlo making headlines in Italy (53m 00s)

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We have both sides of the divide on Saturday at Selhurst Park – Liverpool run riot over Crystal Palace winning 7-0. Can anyone keep pace or are the champions about to disappear into the distance?

Man United hammer Leeds 6-2 at Old Trafford, in a game that almost has pundits waxing lyrical about the losers more than the winners. But given United’s squad depth, are they viable title contenders?

Are Arsenal in a relegation fight? What makes them so painful to watch and so easy to ply against?

Plus we take a look at football’s Christmas history. And how Fulham are channelling 80s Juventus.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: West Brom 0-3 Aston Villa (01m 00s)

• PART 2a: Man Utd 6-2 Leeds (06m 30s) 

• PART 2b: Tottenham 0-2 Leicester (16m 00s)

• PART 2c: Brighton 1-1 Sheff Utd (21m 00s)

• PART 3a: Crystal Palace 0-7 Liverpool (26m 30s)

• PART 3b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (36m 00s) 

• PART 4: Christmas football + the League Cup quarter-finals (50m 00s)

• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (61m 00s)

• PART 6: Flip Reverse competition (62m 30s)

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Liverpool win it late against Tottenham in a game that Jose Mourinho thought Spurs deserved to win. And a game where Curtis Jones turns in an Iniesta-ish performance.

Next up for Spurs, it’s Leicester, undone by Everton’s cupboard approach. The Toffees now host Arteta’s struggling Arsenal. We ask if Aubameyang is a suitable skipper? 

It’s all change at the Hawthorns as West Brom sack Slaven Bilic and appoint Sam Allardyce. Does Big Sam offer a guarantee of survival?

Plus our favourite types of goal, different Midlands derbies, the Copa Libertadores and weasels.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1a: Premier League headlines (01m 00s)

• PART 1b: Liverpool 2-1 Tottenham (05m 00s) 

• PART 1c: West Ham 1-1 Crystal Palace – our favourite types of goal (11m 30s)

• PART 1d: Leicester 0-2 Everton (16m 00s)

• PART 2a: Baggies bring back Big Sam, with Joseph Masi from the Express & Star (21m 00s)

• PART 2b: Manchester City’s struggles (33m 30s) 

• PART 3: Arsenal 1-1 Southampton & Wolves 2-1 Chelsea (37m 30s) 

• PART 4: Leeds 5-2 Newcastle + previewing the rest of the Premier League weekend (47m 00s)

• PART 5: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (54m 30s)

• PART 6: Copa Libertadores and football’s biggest weasels (56m 00s)

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PSG will play Barcelona in a rematch of the 2017 remontada, it’s Nagelsmann v Klopp, plus Lewandowski v Immobile in the Champions League in 2021.

Dortmund bid farewell to Lucien Favre after a 5-1 thrashing by Stuttgart – Rafa explains why he was always a cultural misfit at the club.

Real Madrid beat Atletico in the derby. The first Liga defeat of the season for Simeone’s side, but does he have problems brewing with Felix and Suarez?

Plus Papu wants out at Atalanta, Deportivo’s ultimate indignity and the adventures of Lalo Maradona.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1a: Paying tribute to Gerard Houllier & Paolo Rossi (01m 30s)

• PART 1b: Champions League draw reaction (06m 00s) 

• PART 2: Farewell Favre at Dortmund, as Leverkusen go top (22m 00s)

• PART 3: Lille & Lyon lead the way in France (30m 00s) 

• PART 4: La Liga latest – Real win the Madrid derby (36m 00s)

• PART 5a: Europa League draw reaction (43m 30s)

• PART 5b: Serie A update - peace out Papu? (46m 30s)

• PART 6: Barcelona v Real Sociedad preview (55m 00s)

• PART 7: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (62m 00s) 

• PART 8: Rampant Roma and Maradona at Granada (63m 00s)

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