It's that time of the year again, folks, when there's a new... year. It happens every year, can you believe it? Can you even BELIEVE it? In this episode, Joe and Steve hold down the fort while Elliott remains missing. If you have any info on his whereabouts, please don't tell us, we are very busy. He said something about finding an old VHS of Fargo that led to a treasure but we don't remember.

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Elliott's wife won't watch Alien: Romulus because it's too scary. Elliott won't watch it because he's too scared to watch it alone. Elliott hopes to see Alien: Romulus one day.

How fun! It's the Valleycast LIVE! Steve did a twitch live stream with YOU the listeners/patrons of The Valleyfolk, and played Jackbox Games Quiplash 3! Please enjoy this special, and unhinged holiday Vcast!

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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Year. WTF happened to 2024?!

Drones, plasma people, and Anton Mesmer... who couldn't resist this foray into the unknown? Was Mesmer a charlatan? Are drones merely nothing to worry about? And is "shooting down" the drones only on side of the aisle? No, no it's not. Elliott was wrong, which is in and of itself remarkable. Why are traffic lights so much bigger than they look? Have you ever seen a condor? It's a bird, it's a plane, no-- it's a flock of birds in the shape of a UFO.

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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Year. WTF happened to 2024?!

In this episode, Joe and Elliott subtly suggest that wearing a provocative novelty t-shirt to a Christmas celebration is maybe not the best idea, but it's too late I guess. Also, The Lord of the Rings holds up, and should we talk about the healthcare CEO assassin?! SHOULD WE?! HAS ANYBODY TALKED ABOUT IT YET?!

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#freeluigi

Steve and Elliott catch up about Europe, cremated Disney dust, and how McDonald's internationally compares to McDonald's in America. It's also important to remember that your face is totally fine the way it is. It's also fine to make it different. It's also fine the way it is. You feel? Oh, you don't feel? Well you should have that checked out.

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We hope Joe's joekay.

We talked about Chappel Roan, hiding your true self from public, how Twitter sucks, letting people who think differently than you into your life (WHAT THE HELL!!?? ARE WE GROWING?!?)

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OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYONE LET SOME FOLKS INTO YOUR LIFE FOR OPEN AND HONEST DISCUSSION DESPITE THEIR DIFFERING VIEWPOINTS.

This is a JOLO- a solo Joe podcast. You hit me with questions and I hit you with on the fly, semi-thought out responses. It's very late. I'm sorry.

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PEEL BACK THE ONION OF YOUR MIND!!!

Welp. Here are our post-election thoughts. These nuanced, emotional ramblings will get you so hard.

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BETAs?! More like ZETAs

It's election day, folks, and you know what that means: PREDICTIONS! Polls, holes, and goals abound on this episode of The Valleycast, as Joe and Elliott discuss the election, international travel, and what happens when Joe's computer dies mid-podcast. You've heard from CNN; you've heard from Fox News; but have you heard from two guys who casually text each other political memes? Please enjoy, and may the gods help us all.

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Iowa?! I BARELY KNOW HER!

In this episode, the boys discuss The Penguin (SPOILER ALERT!) and the cloud of stress forming over these United States as we waddle toward another election. STAY TILL THE END IT FUNNY.

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Penguin oil. He shoots PENGUIN oil out of his shoes.