Joe and Elliott speak from opposite sides of the planet as Elliott navigates the wild world of Scotland and Joe navigates... rats? It's important to note that rats are highly intelligent and emotionally complex creatures who have done little more to earn their nefarious reputation than committing the sin of having a hairless tail. This comment section better remain pro-rat, but if you see someone spouting anti-rat rhetoric, please feel free to rat them out.

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HEY YOU IN THE CHINOS!

I shaved my stupid face and I answered "your" questions, okay? Is it is as good as the episode Joe did recently? Probably not. Did I use it as an excuse ramble incessantly? Yeah. Am I self-conscious about my face? Who isn't?! WHO ISN'T SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY FACE?! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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I'm... to sexy for my face.

In this episode, Joe and Steve are just total GOOFBALLS. They discuss the Switch 2, what it's like when friends start marrying your friends' moms, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and even Donkey Kong!

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Elliott apologizes for bailing on this episode of the podcast and also for then failing to upload it on time. He's between trips at the moment and is headed to Scotland soon. OKAY GUVNAH?

People sent Joe questions and Joe takes the time to answer them. Old jobs, pickleball, huckleberries and magic 1990's magazines that helped make him a man. Nothing is off the table...

Don't like politics? Click away! But if you wanna hear a couple of dudes who probably spend too much time on their phones scream from their algorithmically constructed echochambers, then this one's for you!

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We'll be fine. Right?

ATLANTA! Come see Elliott perform standup before his wife's one-hour comedy show THIS MONDAY! https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/grace-helbig-2emxrs In this episode, Joe and Steve discuss what Joe's up to in Montana, Steve's recent trip to the Queen Mary, hypothetical Final Destination deaths at a water park, and Joe pitches a movie about a morphing gun? Is he slowly losing his mind? Is he now so old that his best ideas are best described as symptomatic of a degrading prefrontal cortex?! WHO'S EVEN SAY TO?!

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Come see me.

It's another LIVE Jackbox Quiplash episode! Featuring YOU, the viewers! It's good fun, sometimes filthy, always wacky! *All views and opinions expressed on these streams belong solely to Steve Zaragoza and do not reflect the beliefs or opinions of Vallyfolk, Inc.. Where such opinions overlap is purely coincidental and all references to people or entities, real or imagined, is exempt from legal, ethical, or scholarly critique. We'll be taking no further questions at this time and appreciate you respecting our privacy.

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More like STEVElash. Quippagoza.

Did we send the wrong audio file to Steve? Was it an episode from months ago? Did you feel you'd heard it before? Well, welcome to the Valleycast. Here's the original description, which should, in theory, actually be relevant to the episode you're about to listen to... UNLESS THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION!

Well, my brilliant idea to title this episode, "Part Two: Elliott Takes the Red Pill (He's a neo-n#zi now)" did not go according to plan. Why? Two words. Steve. Zaragoza. Happy. Birthday. That's four words, but still. It was Steve's birthday so he took the weekend off, which kept us from talking about our insane experience watching the Matrix. So in honor of Steve's birthday, I've decided to publicly slander him. We love you Steve, regardless of your political views!

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It was AI. It's always all been AI.

Well, my brilliant idea to title this episode, "Part Two: Elliott Takes the Red Pill (He's a neo-n#zi now)" did not go according to plan. Why? Two words. Steve. Zaragoza. Happy. Birthday. That's four words, but still. It was Steve's birthday so he took the weekend off, which kept us from talking about our insane experience watching the Matrix. So in honor of Steve's birthday, I've decided to publicly slander him. We love you Steve, regardless of your political views!

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What if I told you that Cosm rhymes with Quasm?

And good morning to you, all! This is part one of a two-part series centered on a new Los Angeles attraction: COSM. No, not QUASM. That's different, but both are filled with splendor. I know I'm still feeling that splendor today, after having witnessed what Steve loved so very much. So get ready for next week when we unveil Part Two of this series, "Elliott Takes the Red Pill (he became alt-right largely due to the unbridled dominance of monopolistic tech companies whose algorithms act as emotion harvesters until subjectivity becomes little more than an onslaught of cattle prods)."

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Relax. The "alt" stands for ALTERNATIVE. So it's COOL.