This week, the Cute Ones recap “The Witches,” a movie that defined Chelsea’s personality and inspired her tramp stamp, with Dara Laine Sussman. Roald Dahl’s books are for little freaks, and Donny, Chelsea, and Dara prove they fit right in with their stories of hamster haircuts, parakeet mating rituals, British mice, and Philadelphia’s Disney vault. The trio also perform an in-depth analysis on the heavy crotch work in this film, and Chelsea unlocks a vault of her own to reveal something none of us knew we were missing: Pepe.

If you want to hear more of Dara, she has a brand new show with Troy McEady called "What's Your Issue?" (Go support them!)

This episode originally aired in June of 2022

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