A caller spends every Friday and Saturday night fist bumping strangers on a street corner for hours.

Further call topics include a piss jar, a car filled with wasps, and a cat eating a used condom.

Don’t make me turn this car around. I am a gecko.

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A caller talks about the cons and pros of being blind since he was 15. 

Afterwards a caller tries not to text their ex and a final caller explains why she would never date a ginger man, despite being a ginger herself.

It is time to make out with Harrison Ford. I am a gecko.

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A caller flies to Finland to meet the love of his life, she is nowhere to be found.

Then a caller’s mom walks in on him flashing his asshole to a webcam, we unpack it all.  

Is this safe to eat? I am a gecko.

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A caller talks about hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed.

Afterwards a touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge, a caller struggles with having too much sex, a caller debates his relationship, and a final caller wonders if his nose infection is from eating pussy or a new drug he just snorted.

See you at the big game. I am a gecko.

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A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him.

Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to figure out how to talk to people, and a final caller takes a new risk.

The bridge is burning. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories.

Afterwards a tattoo artist takes us through their tumultuous last few years and a final caller tries to drop everything to become an Alaskan chef.

If you listen closely the sun is screaming. I am a gecko.

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A caller talks about leaving the Mennonite community and navigating 2 marriages, 2 divorces, and a kid.

Then a final caller reveals to me and his girlfriend just how much money he has spent on skins in League of Legends.

How the hell do you open a coconut? I am a gecko.

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An “amateur astronomer” explains why he is immobilized with anxiety due to the vastness of the cosmos.

Later I talk to a clown enthusiast about e-bikes and his bathroom, a caller shares how medically approved ketamine therapy changed his life, and a final caller tells me how this podcast inspired him to join the Pokemon card community.  

Can I use your pool? I am a gecko.

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A caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home.

Later a caller worries her line of work may ruin her family dynamic and a final caller tries to move to Australia after surviving cancer.

Look away. I am a gecko.

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A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.

Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want.

I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko.

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