A caller tells me she just started a new job as a private investigator for hire, which is basically legally paying someone to stalk a person for you. The caller tells me about the stakeouts she’s been on, how she got the job, her disguises, the various ways it’s possible to screw up, and more. It’s real life Sherlock Holmes.

Then we hear from a man who is worried about his wife finding out that he likes to wear women’s clothing, a woman who has been seeing an extremely shady man that she met on Tinder, and a caller who feels like they are emotionally invested in sports to a point where it’s a major problem in their life.

This was a good one. Don't take my word for it though. Check it out yourself. I am a gecko. 

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I talk for about 10 minutes with a guy who's hiding in a utility closet. He tells me he hides in there often, and what he is hiding from.

Afterwards a caller talks to me about what it was like being raised in a polygamous household that resulted in him having 21 siblings. We discuss how that affected him growing up, where he is now, and how his relationship with his family has evolved.

Lastly we receive a call from an American couple who moved to the Netherlands during the pandemic and how their new European setting compares to the United States.

It's a very good episode. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells me how he married his platonic male best friend in order to receive better benefits from his job and how the marriage has been going so far.

Next a man and I unpack his childhood relationship with his father and discuss whether or not he should attempt to make amends in his adult life. We also talk to a caller experiencing a toilet paper shortage conflict with his roommates, dig into the semi-universal experience of imposter syndrome, and weigh in on the age old debate of which way you should wipe your ass.

One day we will all be evaporated by a meteor. So have fun while you can. I am a gecko.

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WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING NEW: I threw my phone out the window this episode and ventured out into the real world to talk to people as a gecko face to face on  The Hollywood Walk Of Fame.

Conversations include: a college student tells me how her father came back into her life after 19 years of absence, a guy from Kenya describes the differences between there and America, a Norwegian teen and his father tell me what they'd do differently if they were in charge of Hollywood, an exotic dancer grapples with her simultaneous love for and shame of her job, and many more very interesting people.

If you have any feedback at all about the podcast send me an email at [email protected]. Thanks. Appreciate it. I am a gecko.

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A caller and I get deep into it about how much of a person's identity should be tied to external things after she tells me about an injury that ended her soccer career.

Then I hear from an office employee who's stressed over his coworkers finding the chair he's been putting boogers under for 10 years, a woman who repeatedly finds herself being "friend-zoned", a caller who's cursed to miss important events due to her heavy sleeping habits, and more.

Don't look directly into the sun for too long.  I am a gecko. 

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I talk to a caller who's convinced they've been cursed by their employer after experiencing a string of unusual happenings. We chat about how they intend to fend off these supernatural forces after studying the occult.

Later I introduce 2 random callers to each other who both happen to have one testicle, chat with a caller who's phoned into the show as a way of battling her phone anxiety, and talk to a guy who's dealing with an old lady at his pottery class who repeatedly grabs his ass.

It's a very good episode. Listen to it while milking a cow. I am a gecko. 

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Calls start around 11:13

I am joined in this episode by journalist Andrew Callaghan of All Gas No Breaks/Channel 5. Andrew is known for his documentarian work of America's underbelly, including QAnon meetings, Flat Earth conventions, and most recently his coverage of the war in Ukraine. He's also a nice guy.

Callers include a guy who's locked in an auto-yard, a student who steals plants and gives them to her professors, a submissive woman who just ghosted her dom, a guy addicted to LSD, and more. 

It's a good episode. I am a gecko.

Check out Andrew's work right here: https://www.youtube.com/c/Channel5YouTube

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I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at around 1:04:52 I talk to people from the crowd. It was a raucous evening of lots of people talking and saying words.

Conversation topics include getting high while driving, problematic grandparents, alien fetus lava lamps, voice acting, deadly parents, and lots of other things too.

I am a gecko.

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A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller.

Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true.

Ok. That's it. No more. Go home. You're drunk. I'm a gecko.

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I am joined on this episode by musician Benny Blanco to talk to people on the phone. Benny is known for his work with artists like Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Kanye West, and others. He is also a nice guy.

We talk to a guy about a death threat he received from his employer, a caller with a habit of sleeping with his friend's girlfriends, a couple who's received an offer to join the swinging community, an aspiring actor working on wind turbines, and a woman running a crystal business.

Call start at 07:13

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I am a gecko.

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