Things People Do

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Our guest this week is Chris, who is a removal man from Hull and someone who can identify how much something weighs just by looking at it. They talk about disgusting houses, weird things you find in people's attics and the best way to dismantle a pool table. There is also a revelation that the ‘PIVOT’ sofa in friends would actually have been really easy to get up the stairs.

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This week, our honoured guest in the studio is the delightful William Hanson, who is an etiquette coach and possibly the only person who can teach Joe Marler how to improve his manners.... or try at least. In this episode, you will hear conversation regarding 'pet-iquette', how to deliver a proper handshake, and what to do if someone opens a bag of smelly food on the train. There is also some very unsavoury chat involving faeces and a Pringles tube.

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Order, order! Welcome to the first official meeting of The Show Growing Committee, consisting of chairman Joe Marler, co-host Tom Fordyce and producer Ryan. This is a brand new monthly feature, where the team will plot their route to greatness. There is but one goal - make The Joe Marler Show the biggest podcast in the world!

So where to begin? Well, the answer is with YOU. The aim of this committee is to give power to the listeners and to take The Joe Marler Show to new heights. How? By sharing your show growing efforts, by applying to be on the show and by spreading the word about this podcast.

Together, we can #GrowTheShow

The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email [email protected] or drop us a message on social media.

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This week, Joe and Tom are joined by a postal worker, who couldn’t give us his real name, so we called him Pat... because what else do you call a postal worker? They talk about everything you’d expect, including how the postal service works, angry dogs biting fingers, and why you should never leave a parcel in a dustbin thinking it is a ‘safe space’. Enjoy!

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In February 2022, Vladimir Putin began an invasion of Ukraine. Twelve months later, our guest in the studio is Colin, a foreign correspondent who has been on the show before and has also spent the last year reporting from inside the war. He gives Joe and Tom his account of how the events unfolded, what it was like being in Kyiv during the initial invasion and the effect that Putin’s actions have had on the people in Ukraine.

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This week, our guest is Raksha Dave, who is currently the President of the Council of British Archaeology. She also used to be on Time Team and has excavated sites all over the world... not a bad CV. In this episode, Joe and Tom ask questions about Tutunkhamun, digging up carparks, 'garbology' and what to do if you find a rare artefact in your garden. Joe is also disappointed to learn that the lost city of Atlantis probably never existed.

You can pre-order Raksha's book 'Lessons From Our Ancestors' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/lessons-from-our-ancestors/raksha-dave/kimberlie-clinthorne-wong/9781913520946

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Tom was late into the studio today, due to a delay with his train. Luckily, our guest today is Ross who is a railway incident responder for Network Rail, which means he can tell us exactly why train delays might occur, and what he does to prevent them. In this episode, Joe and Tom learn why leaves and helium balloons can be a nightmare, how many cows it takes to derail a train, and discuss the current situation with train strikes.

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Eddie Hearn is here to tell us how to sell tickets for our live show at the London Palladium. Tickets are on sale now: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/

Joe and Tom also ask him about Anthony Joshua, Tyson Fury, Steve Davis, working for your Dad and going to school with Frank Lampard. 

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This week Joe 'Shagatron' Marler and Tom 'Cheese Sandwich' Fordyce meet Ollie, who has a very serious job as an RAF engineer, despite his colleagues giving him the call sign 'Dick Fingers'. Ollie tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about fighter jets, including how fast they can go in real life (not Top Gun), how the ejector seat works, and how they can help defend Heathfield, East Sussex, if it falls under attack. He's also met Tom Cruise in real life, which is exciting.

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This week we’re joined by Thomas Skinner, who you might have seen on The Apprentice, or out and about in Romford selling a mattress, or even on social media eating an unorthodox breakfast in a café... He’s everywhere. We spoke to Thomas about his favourite thing, working on the market stalls. In this episode, he also teaches us about running a business (sort of), he dishes the dirt on Alan Sugar’s script reading and tries to sell Joe a harmonica.

You can follow Thomas on social media @iamtomskinner

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