Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? It's Will. A listener, who spent five years as a cheerleader, and is contemplating a comeback. Is cheerleading exactly what we think it is? Probably not.

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Meet groundskeeper Terry - a listener who knows when to pour water onto grass that’s too dry. He also knows about seeds, how to make golf greens faster, and he has a story about someone taking a dump in one of his holes.

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How do eyes work? Joe and Tom speak to listener Mark who is also an optician and ask some of the best and worst questions they’ve ever asked. All because glasses are cool now.

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Will robots take over the world? What’s the point in humans? Do insects have ears? And is a toaster just a toaster? Joe and Tom speak to Lydia, a research data scientist at the Alan Turing Institute, and she is way more intelligent than them. 

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Are all personal trainers narcissists? Why is Mark Wahlberg getting up in the middle of the night? Joe and Tom speak to James Smith to ask about all this and more. 

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You know when the Queen goes to the toilet? Where does it go? That’s one of the questions Joe and Tom ask listener Warren who knows everything there is to know about drains. They also cover fatbergs, baby wipes and The Great Stink.

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Joe and Tom meet a real presenter who knows what she’s doing. Laura Woods has been named Sports Presenter of the Year twice, she works at Sky Sports on the football and the darts, and presents TalkSPORT Breakfast. But can she teach Joe how to read out loud while someone talks in his ear?

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Cauliflower Club is back! As Leicester Tigers prepare for the Premiership final Joe speaks to Daniel Richard Cole for one final pep talk. And the other DC calls in (very briefly) from the England camp, but Joe has an evil theory as to why he’s there. Plus some chat about patios.

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In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to a magician called Joel who attempts to work out Tom’s pin number. They chat mentalism, manipulation and the number of magic shops in Ireland - which is surprisingly few. 

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In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to a tube driver called Sarah and ask all of the questions you’d expect them to ask. And they get her to do the voice as well.

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