Dale brings the rescued Audrey to the Bookhouse, where she says some very almost-incriminating things about her father. He starts feeling bad about endangering Audrey with his cross-border raids, but Harry says ehh just don’t think about it. Then his boss and best friend, Gordon Cole, shows up! With CLUES! Yayy! And a spooky chess note from Windom Earle… oh no…. AND they find the one-armed man, who gives us a real lore dump about the Spirit World, and the cliffhanger that BOB is…. in the great northern!!!!!

Meanwhile: Donna and James are I guess back together? Because btw Maddy says she’s going to leave the show. Josie also says SHE’s going to leave the show. The Specter Of Incest Looms. Mr Tojamura makes Ben sweat, and rebuffs Pete’s cruising attempts. And last but not least, ladies and gentlemen: Nadine is Ready To Fuck.

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• Look Back
• The Big Lebowski
• Real Housewives of Orange County (lol)
• David Lynch’s love of combos

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In a very special episode of TS TV DVD, we talk about every movie we watched at Fantasia, North America's premier genre film festival. We've got a Soviet musical about the devil, an assortment of animated gems, a surreal abortion flick featuring SHERYL LEE (aka Laura Palmer), and two horror movies about – gasp – being Australian 😱

Which lucky movies will earn our inaugural PALME D'OLL awards? Stick around and find out!

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Films reviewed in this episode:

The Serpent’s Skin

The Wailing

Fuck Toys

I Live Here Now

A Grand Mockery

Loca!

Dreaming of a Whale

Mamiko's Poop

Dungeons & Television (D&TV: We Are Television)

Redman

Beyond the Trail

The Devil’s Bride

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"Berthe Weill, Art Dealer of the Parisian Avant-garde" exhibit at MBAM

Chungking Express

The Beast

"My foam !" post

Inland Empire

Slacker

"Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom!" video

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Dale learns where Audrey by changing his perspective and finding her sexy letter. He gets a few clues about lesbians living next to the old Palmer house and Philip Gerard(?) living at a motel taking medicine. Then him and harry plan a daring heist into One Eyed Jack’s and rescue Audrey. While that happens, Jean kills Blackie and then captures Hank, er, “Daryl Lodwick”. In a mirror heist, Donna and Maddy try to steal Laura’s diary from Howard, which goes horribly.

Meanwhile, Leland is released on his own recognizance, Leo is declared unfit for trial but fit for contraption, Andy has so many sperms, post-its, and either one or zero children-in-utero, Ben gets the deal of a lifetime from Mr Tojamura, and Nadine is BACK BABY!!!!!!

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Things mentioned: we’re both uploading this From Vacation on the beautiful st laurence river so you dont get a list of things this time. listen and you will find them :) 

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Dale gets a confession from Leland for the murder of Jacques Renault, and puts him up for trial. Donna investigates Harold’s having Laura’s diary, is mostly just sad, but it’s weird that Harold is so insistent on NOT giving it to the cops.

Meanwhile, the elusive travel writer M.T. Wentz is visiting the town, the show gears up to get really racist with Josie’s continuing plotline and the introduction of Yellowface Guy, Hank is up to no good and gets beat up, and Andy is jorking it... and by it, well, let’s just say…. heh heh… his peanits.

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Coop will not leave Ronnette Pulaski alone, but it’s worth it guys: he found a letter “B”. He fills Harry and Albert in about his giant visions, and then Harry and Albert go enemies to lovers. Leland tells Coop about his childhood memory of Bob, with new information for us: he wanted to “play with fire”. Blackie and (gasp!) Jean Renault concoct a frankly insane scheme to get Audrey addicted to heroin and ransom her to Ben Horne. Jean wants Dale, presumably because he thinks he killed his frere Jacques. But wait! With Jacoby’s meditative help, Coop and Harry find out Leland killed Jacques. Anyway! One-armed Philip Gerard shows up, but when he sees a picture of Bob he freaks out and tries to take some medication. Without it, he points… but to where?

Meanwhile, Lucy’s baby daddy Dick Tremaine is introduced, the guy they wrote the Legally Blonde  musical “Gay or European?” song about. Dale is onto Shelley, but not the Asian Man watching him. Nadine is out of her coma, and ready for senior year. Donna is so pissed off that James and Maddy keep making the insane love song from last episode play in the soundtrack. She complains about it to her new friend, Laura’s shut-in meals on wheels confidante Harold Smith… but he has Laura’s diary??? 

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Xiu Xiu

Model/Actriz

Toni Cade Bambara – The Salt Eaters

Revolutionary Girl Utena

Moby Dick

FBI Martin Luther King Letter

A Lycanthrope…Hmmm

James Big Head INTJ Stare’

Fargo (movie AND TV show)

1995 Quebec referendum

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Garland Briggs has a special message for Dale – from space! And he gets a phone call from Audrey, who’s used her wiles to get info on Laura from Emory Battis, the perfume counter creep – but she just might be caught!

Meanwhile: Donna’s meals on wheels quest introduces her to an old lady, a magician boy, and a recluse. Andy’s sterile, but he still has to take baths. Leo’s in a coma – for now – and Bobby sees dollar signs in 1990s America’s famously lavish disability aid program. The show is still insistent on being threatened by the presence of an Asian man. And to cap things off, Donna and Maddy compete for James’ affection in an insane song, but are interrupted by a profoundly disturbing vision of BOB. 

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Xiu Xiu - 13" Frank Beltrame Italian Stiletto with Bison Horn Grips

Lost Highway

The Boulet Brothers' Dragula

Radiolab - The Middle of Everything Ever

The Star Wars prequels

A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast

Mulholland Drive (AGAIN!!!!!)

Revolutionary Girl Utena

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Garland Briggs has a special message for Dale – from space! And he gets a phone call from Audrey, who’s used her wiles to get info on Laura from Emory Battis, the perfume counter creep – but she just might be caught!

Meanwhile: Donna’s meals on wheels quest introduces her to an old lady, a magician boy, and a recluse. Andy’s sterile, but he still has to take baths. Leo’s in a coma – for now – and Bobby sees dollar signs in 1990s America’s famously lavish disability aid program. The show is still insistent on being threatened by the presence of an Asian man. And to cap things off, Donna and Maddy compete for James’ affection in an insane song, but are interrupted by a profoundly disturbing vision of BOB. 

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Xiu Xiu - 13" Frank Beltrame Italian Stiletto with Bison Horn Grips

Lost Highway

The Boulet Brothers' Dragula

Radiolab - The Middle of Everything Ever

The Star Wars prequels

A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast

Mulholland Drive (AGAIN!!!!!)

Revolutionary Girl Utena

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Twin Peaks S2E1: May The Giant Be With You

Dale’s been shot! What a cliffhanger! It’s September 1990, and I’ve been itching for some narrative resolution all summer! But David Lynch says no no no – instead, you get the slowest glass of warm milk in the world, and some Giant Prophecies! After (kinda) recovering, Coop gets brought up to speed on the crazy events of the finale and learns the following clues:

• Laura knew some weird poetry
• Jacoby had her necklace
• Leo has an alibi
• Whoever killed Jacques Renault smelled like engine oil
• and Jacques’ body was in a… smiling bag‼️

He focuses the case on finding the “third man” present at Laura’s murder. Also, Albert’s back, and he’s still an asshole.

Meanwhile, Audrey barely fends off her father at One-Eyed Jack’s with the help of a Venetian mask, but is locked in her room for it, as her subplot makes the official tone switch from saucily playful to ominously dire. Leland’s hair turns white overnight, and he’s joined a barbershop quartet about it – and by the way, Maddy had a weird rug dream? It really freaks her out. She gets in an “act like Laura” contest with Donna about it. Other stuff: We learn about Ed and Nadine’s backstory. Bobby has a surprisingly touching moment with his father. Josie’s in Seattle… shopping? But a mysterious man wants to talk to her. The hospital food will kill ya. And last but not least, coma-bound Ronnette Pulaski has a vision/flashback of Laura’s murder, in the most genuinely terrifying sequence on the show to date.

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Columbo

Fred Jones saying "Treasure"

The book of Revelations lol

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Season 1 goes out with a bang, with as much capital-p Plot as almost the rest of the season combined. Jacoby gets the shit beaten out of him! Coop catches weaselly Jacques Renault, with the help of Andy’s surprisingly straight shooting – but then Leland kills him! Andy’s gunplay gets him a conversation with Lucy, and she’s pregnant! Leo burns the mill down, with Shelly and Catherine in it! Then he gets shot – again! James gets grilled by the cops after listening to Laura’s tape with Maddy and Donna! Catherine and Pete kinda make up! Hank is a piece of shit to Josie, but at least he shot Leo! Nadine tries to kill herself! Audrey may have bit off more than she can chew with her “do sex work at the high concept brothel her dad secretly owns” plan! And to wrap things up, somebody shoots coop!!!! WHAT AN EPISODE!!!!

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Laura (1944 film)

I Think You Should Leave - “Diner Wink” sketch

Umineko

glastonburygrove.net

La Ziguezon

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Dale Cooper becomes the world’s first cop to not try to sleep with a high schooler. Audrey pursues her investigation, following the trail from the Horne store perfume desk to One-Eyed Jack’s. Donna, James, and Maddy disguise Maddy as Laura to lure out Dr. Jacoby, but they’re being followed by Bobby, who’s being followed by... someone?

Also: a history lesson on the sick freak who invented motion pictures, and a (pretty long) tangent on Officially Catholic bouncy castles. We recorded this before Pope Francis died, but hope he's bouncing with Jesus now.

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Costanza Polastri

CJ the X

Disco Elysium (SPOILERS from 0:05:53-0:16:10)

Laura (1944 film)

Vertigo (film)

Humbert Humbert (from Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita")

Rebecca Solnit's book "River of Shadows: Eadweard Muybridge and the Technological Wild West"

My video “Cinema’s First Kiss Was Between Two Women” (AKA Zoopraxography for Lovers)

NOPE

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