Ash has reached his Facebook marketplace limit - he now flat out refuses to have any involvement with his wife's transactions. He's even gone as far as locking himself in the toilet when he hears a buyer knock on the door. Good news is April's never made more money flogging off their old furniture.

One of Matt's mottos when it comes to parenting is 'always follow the path of least resistance'. Over the weekend, this path led him down to his local cafe with Lola who brought along a slightly inappropriate item with her. Turns out Lola is into BDSM.

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• What’s the one thing you really miss about pre-kid life?
• What's the best thing about post-kid?

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We start this episode with an update regarding Lola's hatred of her dad - the poor, desperate, lonely Matty J. You know which dad has kids that don't hate him - Ash.

It might be because he's an all-round great guy or maybe it's the fact that he's saved his kids countless times from the ferocious animals that reside in Warriewood (geckos). Also worth noting that he caught and released a mouse during the week. Doctor Dolittle eat ya heart out.

Matt found himself in an awkward situation at the park during the week after some school girls tried to sell him some cake. Only issue is that he didn't have cash and they didn't accept card. The solution? Matt asked for their home address so he could drop some money in their letterbox. As you can imagine - it didn't go down well.

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• Do you ever show your kids Disney movies?
• What are your top tips for helping your partner when they're breast feeding?

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We're bloody lucky to be releasing this ep today - whilst Ash was mid-jog through the lovely streets of Warriewood, he was approached and threatened by none other than... Mr Freeze himself !!! Luckily he runs like the wind and survived to tell the tale. Ash has also found a New Years resolution list that is arguably one of the world's best.

Matt has moved into the bach pad (spare room downstairs) after Laura contracted mild pneumonia and a horrendous cough. Dont worry.. after many sleepless nights, Matt is finally feeling much better. Happy to also confirm Laura made a full recovery.

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• If there was one part of parenting that you never had to do again, what would it be?
• How do you and your wife resolve arguments?

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WE'RE BACK BABY !

Matt's transition into Ash has continued as he realised that Christmas is actually the most stressful time of the year and he's happy to see the back of it. The fact that he and Laura decided to remove Lola's dummy during this month might have had something to do with it. For reference, it's going terribly.

As you can imagine, Ash had a lovely time with his extended family during Christmas. As he always says - the more family, the better! Nan had nothing but praise in regards to the new calendar she brought to the senior citizens clubs (ps there's still 40 left online). Although Ash did have to reprimand her for a word she called Oscar at a public pool.

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• As a dad, how do I maintain his sanity with 2 week old and 2 year old?
• Were your kids always more interested in mum or does my kid just hate me?

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It's our last ep of the year! Don't cry because it's over - smile because it happened. But fear not, we'll be back in Jan with more parenting tales.

In today's ep, Matt has been struggling with Lola who has had her dummies ripped from her life. They took the cold turkey approach, which went down like a lead ballon. Ash has had another run in with a mouth salesman (dentist) who tried to sell in a crown for Oscar. Not on Ash's watch!

Just when Matt thought the meltdowns were ending, a lovely family trip to the RSL turned sour when they bought tickets to the Christmas raffle and lost. Serenity now!

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• What's your 'go to' cheap meal for kids?
• How many times does your kid fart a day?

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Lots to get through in this ep - she's bloody jammed packed!

Firstly, Ash's haemorrhoids are back and he's shittng out leaves. We've launched the world's (unofficial) sexiest calendar - Choreplay 2024. Entering the calendar industry hasn't been smooth sailing e.g we left it bloody late to get them printed before Christmas, printed prices are at an all time high and being sexy for 12 photos is exhausting. Good news is that there's still a few left online if you want to be slightly aroused.

Matt gets to the bottom of why Ash hates Christmas and pin points it down to the fact that he never had a Christmas tree as a child. Also, Macy has just started assaulting all members of the house (mostly Oscar).

We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions:

• Ash - is it difficult sending Oscar to two different daycares with friends and routine?
• Is having kids expensive and does it get any better?

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It's another bonus ep. And we know what you're thinking. Shit, these boys dish out more bonus eps than Ash gets hemorrhoids. You're absolutely right. And for that we say, you're welcome.

Today we sit down with radio star, comedian and tv host - Nick Cody. We chat about how he accidentally became the nanny of two kids when he was a teenager, disciplining American kids at summer camp, why he thought he'd never be a dad, the nightmare of juggling a new born and morning radio, why he got off the grog for a year and the best part of road tripping around Victoria with his two boys. 

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We kick off this episode with an update on Mr Freeze - unfortunately he didn't like the idea of the family home being sold so he decided to ward off potential buyers at the open house with a samurai sword. Stay tuned for more details.

Turns out Marlie still needs a bit of practice as mum - she took her baby doll down to the beach and drowned her in front of other shocked parents. Remind Matt never to take lifelike dolls down to the beach again.

April had a session with the girlies on the weekend, which meant her hangover happened to be on one of the best beach days (weather wise) we've had all year. Ash has reached new doting dad levels as he made the trip solo. Round of applause for Ash please !

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• Can you explain why my child bangs their head on the mattress repeatedly every time we put them to bed (video on our socials)

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Would you believe it - we've got international !? Well.. not us, our guests. Today's bonus ep features social media sensation, comedian, singer, actor and doting dad. Trey Kennedy !

We chat about the worst thing to happen to him in high school, blowing on on social media, texting Shawn Mendes, turning social media into a fully fledged career, birth plans in America, brining the fam out to Australia and the struggles on adjusting to life with a new born.

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Ash has just returned from a relaxing little weekend away with some families from his mother's group. Whilst he was on the shitter, he noticed a strange note on the door in front of him. Turns out, the house they were staying out was stricter than a nun's convent. The most important rule? Never talk about the rules on a parenting podcast, which Ash was happy to break.

Matt also had a weekend away, however something happened that shook him to his core. He was out-daded by another dad. Both Marlie and Lola had moved on to green pastures a.k.a a more fun dad in the pool. Let's hope Ash doesn't get the same idea.

We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions:

• Are there any good parts of parenting?
• How do you deal with others judging your parenting?

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