Virgo Season

Fall came in colder than an ex’s heart, and Ryan and Joyhdae are officially over it. This week’s episode starts with the great seasonal betrayal—one minute it’s 80 degrees, the next you’re waking up to 43 and questioning your life choices. From there, it’s all downhill—or uphill, depending on how you feel about government shutdowns, Dolly Parton confusion, and Kamala Harris finally saying what we’ve all been thinking.
Ryan and Joyhdae unpack a week that felt like America’s group chat gone wrong. Kamala Harris dropped a perfectly timed “these motherfuckers are crazy,” and we’ve decided that’s the energy we’re carrying for the rest of the year. Meanwhile, the government still can’t get its act together, Trump is threatening federal workers’ paychecks, and somehow people are still trying to climb Mount Everest like it’s a team-building exercise.
If that’s not enough chaos, Drake took another L—this time in court—proving Kendrick Lamar really ended the saga months ago. Dolly Parton’s sister had everyone online planning candlelight vigils for no reason, Ayesha Curry reminded people that honesty about marriage is still too much for the internet, and Reading Rainbow is officially getting a reboot with Mychal the Librarian leading the way. Joyhdae also names her mother “El Chapo” and Ryan might have discovered family lies through an ancestry test, because of course he did.
It’s messy, it’s real, it’s deeply funny, and it’s exactly what you need to get through another week in this ridiculous timeline.
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 It's a Cold World
03:41 Vibe Check
06:38 The Rundown
08:16 AITA: Sibling Drama at Family Dinner
16:59 Government Shutdown and Political Chaos
21:55 Kamala Harris Speaks Out
26:37 Letitia James' Indictment
29:50 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
32:49 Stranded on Mount Everest
36:22 Ancestry DNA Test
38:33 Dolly Parton Health Scare
41:10 Drake's Defamation Lawsuit Dismissed
46:25 Reading Rainbow Returns with Mychal the Librarian
51:40 Diddy Sentencing
52:32 Tyrese's Dog Incident
55:38 Ayesha Curry's Marriage vs Personal Ambitions
01:04:06 Dad vs Auntie  Jokes
01:06:20 Find Us On All The Things!
01:08:06 One More For the Road...
01:08:43 Outro

J.Lo’s delusion has entered the chat, and Joyhdae is heated. From celebrity delusion to government confusion, Ryan and Joyhdae are back doing what they do best — dragging, debating, and dissecting the week’s wildest moments with that Virgo precision.
This week, the duo dives headfirst into:
-Queen behavior gone wrong — when being that girl turns into full-blown delusion.
-Bad Bunny taking over the Super Bowl — and why some people are big mad about it.
-Eric Adams drops out of the mayoral race — New York collectively exhales.
-The government’s out-of-office message — shutdowns, pay freezes, and chaos at TSA.
-The Rapture got rescheduled?! — apparently Jesus is running on the Julian calendar now.
-Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj — the beef that just won’t die, and the bars that went way too far.
-“Cheaters Lore”: Country Courtney Edition** — a wild bachelor party story you have to hear to believe.
-Plus: depression, Lexapro, and why everyone’s therapist deserves hazard pay.
Ryan’s trying to stay calm, Joyhdae’s trying not to get banned, and together they’re trying to make sense of a world that clearly needs to be put in rice.
So grab your drink, light your candle, and get ready to laugh your way through the madness — because in Virgo Season, even the apocalypse gets a segment.
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 J-Lo's Delusional
02:59 Vibe Check
04:15 Back At It
05:53 The Rundown
06:29 AITA: Bachelor Party Drama
14:23 Rapture Rescheduled
19:01 Eric Adams Drops Out of NYC Mayoral Race
23:31 Super Bowl 2026: Bad Bunny
30:02 Government Shutdown
33:29 Existinging in a Troubled World
38:09 Cardi B vs. Nicki Minaj Feud
44:54 Twinning
45:47 Diddy Sentencing
46:47 JT & Saucy Santana Beef
47:35 Joyhdae's Rapid Fire Topics
48:51 WNBA Leadership Criticism
53:00 Dad vs. Auntie Jokes
57:10 Show Wrap-Up and Announcements
58:55 Outro

Craig might be banned from the show, Ryan just turned 40 in Jamaica, and Joyhdae is side-eyeing adulthood’s scam fees. But let’s be real — the internet only wants to talk about Cardi B’s baby bump reveal… and yes, we’ve got thoughts.
This week on Virgo Season Show, we get into: Cardi’s surprise pregnancy announcement, Nick Cannon admitting what we already knew, Jimmy Kimmel vs. Disney drama, the rapture that didn’t happen (spoiler: we’re all still here), and Ryan’s wild birthday trip to Jamaica — complete with rum punch, broken phones, and catamaran chaos.
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 Craig's Antics
02:38 Tee It Up!
04:23 Jamaica Trip Highlights
17:10 The Rundown
17:51 Caresha, Please!
21:14 Nick Cannon's Trauma...
25:41 DNA Foray
29:39 Nick Cannon Continued
30:07 Jimmy Kimmel's Suspension
38:42 Target Boycott and Black-Owned Brands
49:14 The Rapture
01:00:02 Cardi B's Album, Pregnancy, & Public Reactions
01:12:37 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:18:22 Closing Remarks and Contact Information
01:20:07 Outro

Welcome back to Virgo Season! Joyhdae and Ryan are back with an unhinged episode that proves why Virgo energy is unmatched. From cult confessions to Cardi B courtroom chaos, this week is packed with laughs, hot takes, and just enough ghetto fabulousness to keep you locked in.
Virgo Season & Birthday Shenanigans
Ryan is celebrating turning 40 with tattoos, San Francisco adventures, and WNBA games, while Joyhdae is deep in her rebrand binder and Virgo birthday prep. The vibes are chaotic, unfiltered, and all Virgo.
The Cult of Nicolandria & The Kubalah Kingdom in Scotland
Joyhdae admits she’s joined the “cult” of Nicolandria and dives into the bizarre story of three people declaring themselves royalty in a Scottish forest. Yes, you read that right.
Cardi B vs. Crackjack Box Attorney
The crew breaks down Cardi B’s hilarious trial moments, including wigs, wild courtroom exchanges, and the viral phrase “security heavy.” Spoiler: Cardi wins again.
Am I The Asshole?
From boyfriends peeing the bed to awkward family drama, the AITA segment takes a messy turn—but Virgo logic keeps it all the way real.
Dirty Jokes & Unfiltered Laughs
The episode closes with a round of dirty jokes from the Virgo bag that’ll either have you crying with laughter or shaking your head. Either way, it’s a vibe.
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CHAPTERS

(This week we let AI create the chapters...LOL)

00:00 Intro
00:05 Joining a Cult and Kelly Clarkson
01:23 Virgo Season Vibes
03:22 Birthday Celebrations and Tattoos
06:49 Therapy and Life Reflections
17:35 WNBA Games and San Francisco Adventures
20:58  The Kubala Kingdom in Scotland
25:11 Neighbor's Conspiracy Theories
28:25 Late Night Perimenopause Thoughts
28:50 Elon Musk and Broken Clocks
29:45 A Family Member's Mental Health
31:11 A Random Riddle
32:49 Cardi B's Courtroom Drama
37:16 Apple vs. Samsung: The Foldable Phone Debate
39:27 Am I the Asshole? Peeing in Bed
39:46 AITA
46:28 Quarterly Hygiene Confessions
55:07 Dirty Jokes and Sign Off
01:00:00 Outro

It’s Virgo Season, baby! Chris Brown’s mic is OFF, Eric Adams is hiding cash in a bag of chips, Drake is losing lawsuits (and the culture), and somehow SeaWorld is throwing a 2000s hip-hop concert?! Welcome to the chaos.
In this episode of the Virgo Season Show, Joyhdae and Ryan dive into:
The official start of Virgo Season and why the vibes feel different.
Ryan’s brutally honest review of Chris Brown’s 20th Anniversary Concert at MetLife (spoiler: Beyoncé would never).
NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ corruption scandal involving a bag of chips stuffed with cash.
The dangers of AI: how a man poisoned himself after following ChatGPT health advice.
A wild Chinese catfish scandal that left thousands exposed.
SeaWorld’s throwback hip-hop concerts with Bow Wow, Trina, Ying Yang Twins & more.
The latest in the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar beef, lawsuits, and why Not Like Us might be the biggest diss track ever.
It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s unapologetically Virgo.
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Would you pay to see Chris Brown live?
And is Drake finished after this Kendrick beef?

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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 "It's Virgo Season" Shenanigans
06:25 Generations
07:51 Clocked
11:15 The Rundown
11:59 TIFU
15:07 Early Dad Joke
15:47 Breezy Bowl Recap
31:11 What's New?: Joyhdae Comes For Eric Adams...Again!
36:42 ChatGPT Is Not Your Doctor
41:09 Sister Hong
46:30 Sea World's Summer Concert Series
53:16 More Drake Lawsuit Nonsense
01:01:23 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:06:32 Find Us On All The Things!
01:07:06 Joyhdae Had Another Auntie Joke
01:07:55 You Can Also Find Us Here...
01:08:10 One More For The Road...
01:08:36 Outro

Mercury’s back in retrograde and chaos is in full swing — Joyhdae’s missing her favorite AirPods, Ryan’s fed up with kids rocking hoodies in 100-degree weather, and somehow we end up in a story about him going into strangers’ homes for chocolate. Only on Virgo Season could this happen.
In this episode, we unpack the backlash over Sydney Sweeney’s “great genes” American Eagle ad, the messy optics of Diddy allegedly cozying up to Donald Trump for a pardon, and the internet’s latest obsession: rumors of 7-foot-tall African-American-looking aliens arriving in 2025.
We’re also talking about:
• WNBA chaos: Who’s throwing dildos at games and why it’s time to bring back public shaming.
• Shannon Sharpe’s reported $23M settlement and sudden ESPN exit.
• BET and Soul Train Awards suspended indefinitely — what went wrong and why ratings are down.
• Our brand new game, WORD, where Black cultural sayings and acronyms get put to the test.
• The ultimate Dad Jokes vs. Auntie Jokes battle to close the show.
It’s unfiltered, hilarious, and packed with viral stories, pop culture hot takes, and the off-the-rails banter you love from your favorite Black podcast duo.
If you love funny, relatable commentary on trending news, messy celebrity drama, and laugh-out-loud storytelling, hit play — and welcome to Virgo Season.
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00:00 Theme Music
00:05 Intro
02:52 Vibe Check
03:45 Grinds My Gears...
06:00 Stranger Danger?
13:38 The Rundown
14:17 Word?...A Game
22:38 Good Jeans
31:36 Diddy Pardon?
33:46 African American Aliens
40:09 The Wrong WNBA Toys
45:11 "Shannon Sharpe Done"
47:09 Indefinite Suspension
53:27 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
58:54 Find Us On All The Things!
59:52 One More For The Road...

Is America okay? (We already know the answer, but let’s talk about it anyway.) This week on the Virgo Season Show, Ryan is living his best “dad at the waterpark” life, Joyhdae is fighting Mercury in microbraids, and we’ve got a Labubu named Bijoux making a chaotic cameo—no, it’s NOT a cat, and yes, Ryan is still traumatized.
But let’s get messy: Trump’s health is falling apart faster than the value of a US passport, but somehow the man is out here signing laws instead of his own retirement papers. Chronic venous insufficiency? That’s doctor-speak for “sit down, sir, you’ve done enough damage.” Meanwhile, America is pretending the Epstein files are a mystery, and the only thing Trump is immune to is accountability (and apparently, vegetables).
Rest in peace to Theo Huxtable, but we’re not giving that energy to Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan—two walking cautionary tales who proved that being “legendary” does not mean being likable. Hulk’s biggest legacy is union busting, racism, and saying things even Candace Owens would call “a bit much.” Ozzy? Sorry, nobody misses a man who couldn’t outwit a bat and spent decades co-signing bigotry with his wife.
Also: HR professionals caught cheating at a Coldplay concert (y’all couldn’t even be sneaky right?), South Park’s creators got a $1.5 billion check for clowning Trump’s “presidency,” and Drake is still delusional enough to think UK rap runs anything but their own tea parties.
President Obama stopped by Michelle’s podcast to drop gems about raising men, being a decent human, and why your ketchup addiction is a sign you peaked in elementary school. Meanwhile, Candace Owens is getting sued by France’s First Lady for being loud and wrong—if Alex Jones thinks you’re “too much,” you might need to log off.
This episode is messier than Trump’s medical chart and juicier than Reddit’s confessions. Come for the laughs, stay for the rants, and bring your opinions because we want to know: Is it worse to be caught cheating at a Coldplay concert, or to have your edges dragged like Hulk Hogan’s reputation?
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:31 Vibe Check
02:31 Joyhdae Explains (Her Nonsense...Again!)
09:37 The Rundown
09:54 Off My Chest
20:33 Not Theo (RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner)
22:45 Ozzy & Hulk Also Gone...
24:08 Trump's Veins (And Other Nonsense)
26:45 Stephen Colbert "Canceled"
28:10 South Park vs Trump
30:16 Trump's Epstein Distractions
32:55 Obama Treason?
36:12 The Obligatory Joyhdae vs Eric Adams Rant
37:37 Barack on Michelle's Podcast
47:50 Candace Owens Sued By French President
51:58 Coldplay Cheating Scandal
56:12 Drake is London Delusional
01:01:19 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:06:52 Find Us On All The Things
01:07:51 One More For The Road...
01:08:16 Outro

Welcome back to Virgo Season! Ryan and Joyhdae are here—thoroughly unhinged and barely holding it together, per usual. From R&B trivia showdowns to pop culture chaos, this episode has range, baby.
[The Jim Jones Ancestry Debate + Poolside Thighs & Meditation Workouts]
Joyhdae insists Jim Jones is Guyanese, Ryan brings Google receipts, and chaos ensues. Meanwhile, she’s been outside—legs out, spirits high—and Ryan’s out here meditating to Jhené Aiko in the gym. Unclear what’s happening, but the vibes are vibing.
[R&B Trivia Smackdown]
Ryan brings a bootleg version of Angie Martinez’s “R&B Trivia” to the pod, and let’s just say: Joyhdae came to eat. Usher, Tevin Campbell, and Mary J. Blige are all involved. A mess. A musical mess.
[Nelly’s Parenting Choices, Diddy’s Conviction & Why the Internet Is Full of Clowns]
Nelly won’t get up for his own baby, and it shows. Diddy’s guilty under the Mann Act—but somehow dodged the heavier stuff—and folks are STILL defending him. Joyhdae and Ryan go in on America’s selective outrage, Cassie’s case, and why common sense isn’t so common.
[Nicki’s Tired Rants + J.Lo’s Imaginary Soul + the Love Island USA Takeover]
Nicki Minaj is mad at everyone except her own team, J.Lo claims she has “soul,” and Joyhdae is NOT having it. Then we dive into Love Island USA and the Black women who are running the villa, hearts, and the voting system. Alexandria Hive, rise up.
[Relationship Debriefs & Delulu Dating]
From “dominant men with service kinks” to real-life dating red flags, Joyhdae breaks down why some men aren’t giving and why she’s not here to build the damn table and bring the chairs. Plus, Ryan nearly cries over his daughter learning to swing solo. (Yes, for real.)
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CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro
00:05 Joyhdae's Delusions
02:27 "Popcast" Drop
03:30 Vibe Check
08:29 The Rundown
10:24 R&B Trivia Competition
15:43 Nelly & Ashanti Nonsense
24:21 Diddy Verdict
38:33 Someone Find J-Lo A Soul...
40:21 Nicki Minaj Needs Help
48:54 Trump's Bill...Nevermind!
49:17 'Love Island' Thoughts
01:06:40 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:11:07 Find Us On All The Things
01:14:05 One More For The Road...
01:14:53 Outro

What happens when your laptop dies, your godkid might not be your best friend’s, and Beyoncé plays in your face… all in the same week? You get this chaotic, hilarious, and painfully relatable episode of Virgo Season.
This week’s episode is pure chaos, in the best way. Joyhdae’s laptop said “nah,” Ryan’s tech is doing Olympic-level acrobatics, and somehow that sets the vibe for the rollercoaster of topics we dive into:
 A jaw-dropping “Am I The Asshole” where a godfather drops a baby bombshell that could ruin his longest friendship
 Tyler Perry’s messy, corny, lawsuit scandal—allegedly (and embarrassingly)
 Fat Joe is facing federal-level accusations that got us giving Roc Nation the side-eye
 Beyoncé brought out Jay-Z in Paris but not New York… and we are emotionally unwell
 WWIII almost said “hey girl,” and Trump is back on his usual nonsense
 Hetero Awesome Fest flopped HARD—50 people, one punch, and way too much audacity
 Zohran Mamdani’s big NYC win, Eric Adams spiraling, and why voting actually matters this time
Also featuring: chaotic dad jokes, TikTok CPR kits, and a reminder that if you’re 23 with an 18-year-old nephew, you’re not alone—we’re all confused here.
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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 PSA
04:33 We're Back
05:28 Vibe Check
07:58 AITA
22:04 Tyler Perry's "Stud" Problems
27:11 Creole Criminal
33:18 Fat Joe Too?
39:56 Hetero Awesome Fest
42:07 Early Dad Joke
42:41 More Straight Fest Nonsense
47:29 WW3?
52:08 NYC's Mayoral Primary
58:31 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:01:57 Find Us On All The Things!
01:02:57 One More For The Road...
01:03:24 Outro

It’s chaos, it’s comedy, and it’s classic Virgo Season energy. From tech fails to Friday the 13th vibes, Ryan and Joyhdae kick off this episode with pure ghetto brilliance—and it only gets wilder from there. Is Mercury in micro braids? Possibly. Did the gym lie to Ryan? Definitely. And Joyhdae’s mirror might be part of a conspiracy too.
We’re unpacking everything from Krispy Kreme hacks to summer body delusions and poolside flexes. But then—bam! A wedding day fake-out story involving a stroke, a facelift, and a runaway bride who says “no” to mama’s boys takes us on an emotional rollercoaster. You will scream.
Also in the mix: Teyana Taylor’s hard launch with Aaron Pierre (yes, we’re watching closely), R. Kelly’s emergency motion from prison (what?!), and the BET Awards bringing Black Excellence back to the forefront (shout out to Jamie Foxx, Mariah’s corsets, and Kirk Franklin’s 20-person gospel army).
Plus, Tyler Perry’s “Straw” gets the Virgo Season roast it deserves, ICE raids raise serious red flags, and Eric Adams tries to go influencer mode… and fails. Again.
 Don’t miss this episode—it’s messy, it’s hilarious, and it’s giving all the unfiltered Virgo Season vibes you love. 
 Drop your thoughts in the comments:
    •    Would you ditch your child's wedding for a (fake) brain surgery?
    •    Are ICE raids proof this country is spiraling?
    •    And does Mariah ever need to move on stage?

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CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro
00:05 Vibe Check
04:59 PSA
06:35 Welcome
07:12 AITA-ish (Dilemma)
12:36 Official Official
18:23 Kellz Got A(nother) Hit?
22:16 Eric Adams' GRWM
25:24 Tyler Perry's Straw
33:08 Cold As ICE
41:49 The 25th BET Awards
56:01 Ananda Lewis
56:39 She Just Couldn't Let It Go...
57:05 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:01:19 Find Us On All The Things...
01:02:52 One More For The Road...
01:03:44 Credits