What was supposed to be a simple pleasure cruise with Collin's one cool aunt turned into what can only be described as the worst vacation ever.

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The villain in this story: a big ol’ expensive, all-inclusive, tantalizing cruise. Think Titanic and make it 10x worse.

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What was supposed to be a fairly routine road trip through several states comprising the Great American South went quite badly to say the least.

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What was supposed to be a fairly routine road trip through several states around the Great American South ends up taking a turn for the worst. Lots of creepy moments, vehicular catastrophes, technological mishaps, and misunderstandings that now, with the passage of time, are more hilarious than they are heart-stopping.

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A Spring Break gone wrong in the drunken youthful cesspool of Lake Havasu Arizona.

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Credits:

Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County

Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna

Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin

Audio Engineer: Trevin Bartee

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Next week's episode is your classic story of girl meets boy. Girl agrees to go on a spring break trip with boy. Boy and girl split up but stay friends. Girl and boy go on spring break trip anyway. Girl’s new boyfriend becomes so convinced he saw her being untoward on an MTV spring break broadcast that he stalks her all the way to Havasu...

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A biker gangs roams the streets picking fights with suburban dads on camping trips. 

Credits:

Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County

Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna

Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin

Audio Engineer: Trevin Bartee

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On our next episode, we’re going way back to the late 1970s, when going outside was a fun novelty, and impolite biker gangs roamed the great American west, picking fights with suburban dads on camping trips. 

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A fun-filled family vacation turns into a car ride from Hell.

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Credits:

Welcome to Paradise (It Sucks) is a collaboration between Cloud10 Media and Cryptic County

Executive producers: Andrew Tate and Sim Sarna

Producers: Brian Boone and Devin Ruskin

Audio Engineer: Trevin Bartee

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Next week's episode is about your average, fun-seeking family looking to make some memories with a family road trip, straight out of the Griswald family playbook. And sure enough, everything that can go wrong does. This episode has everything that defines a bad vacation and a “Welcome to Paradise” episode, from injuries to car accidents to yes, projectile vomiting

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