Episode 1 of Season 5 features the hilarious Tony Martin. We discuss where it's permissible to park when visiting a friend's home; preparing acceptance speeches for an award and the politics of refilling other people's glasses of water at a restaurant.

With the return of Mr Minute, Forgive Me Father and Really Good. 

You can listen to Tony Martin's Sizzletown through your favourite podcast app. 

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It's the final Patch of Season 4 and we can't wait to get away from your clingy little ears! Christian confronts Dion about a recent phone call; we dissect if a text message is enough to dismiss the burden of communication; driving in convoys; how should you walk past someone who is seated at an event and another story from Nonno's Vege Patch.

With very special guests Oh Wow, Copy Cat and House Music In The House of Commons.

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It's the final Patch of Season 4 and we can't wait to get away from your clingy little ears! Christian confronts Dion about a recent phone call; we dissect if a text message is enough to dismiss the burden of communication; driving in convoys; how should you walk past someone who is seated at an event and another story from Nonno's Vege Patch.

With very special guests Oh Wow, Copy Cat and House Music In The House of Commons.

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Looking back through the eyes of Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss sitting at communal tables; having someone comment on your haircut; Johnny from Cardiff; Patchword Of The Day and a Rooibos Challenge.

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Looking back through the eyes of Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss sitting at communal tables; having someone comment on your haircut; Johnny from Cardiff; Patchword Of The Day and a Rooibos Challenge.

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Our very special guest this episode is the multi-talented Australian comedian and composer, Sammy J. Do venues need to cater for customers who need their phones charged? Do you prefer to read a number or have it read to you? Do you have a distinct strategy for buffets? 

With Scrolling Through Time, Forgive Me Father and Really Good. 

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Our very special guest this episode is the multi-talented Australian comedian and composer, Sammy J. Do venues need to cater for customers who need their phones charged? Do you prefer to read a number or have it read to you? Do you have a distinct strategy for buffets? 

With Scrolling Through Time, Forgive Me Father and Really Good. 

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Christian reflects on his Christmas Party Escape Room; Josh wonders whether a bill should be split evenly in all circumstances; and Dion seeks tree decoration advice. 

Featuring Ho Ho of the Week, a Christmas Radio Announcement and Timmy Visits Santa 2019. 

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How much hospitality should you show an overseas guest? Under what circumstances can you ask to stay in someone's house whilst travelling? How many hands should you eat a burger with? 

Featuring Really Good, Plate or Bowl and Copy Cat.

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Do you need to be pleasant to friends you've bumped in to if you're in a rush? Do long messages always require proportionately long responses? When do you need to give up your seat on public transport?

Featuring Really Good and a very special advert from Solymar Pioneers.

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