January 06, 2026

Welcome to Season 2, Please Lower Your Standards | Ep 60

1 hour 22 minutes

The show’s back and somehow dumber than ever.

Stroke got engaged, then immediately waxed his asshole. The Celebrity Death Pool is back with wild card picks and 10 times more disrespect. From California gun rulings and Bangkok coffin resurrections to shamans stating the obvious, prison drone surf-and-turf and STD-sounding dinosaurs — nothing in this episode lands clean, and that’s exactly how we like it. Add voicemails, Reddit hate, dog-related bedroom trauma, and the quiet realization that everyone on this show is probably already flagged by multiple federal agencies.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

Season Two officially launches with the Dirt Squirrel mascot discussion and a debate about never changing the intro song

Stroke announces his engagement while also explaining a same-week butthole wax, manicure, and Santa costume logistics

The return of Celebrity Death Picks includes point scoring rules, wild cards, and immediate arguments about who is “allowed” to die

Extended argument over spoiler etiquette using Stranger Things and Star Wars as examples

WTF News covers a woman found alive in her coffin before cremation in Thailand and spirals into cremation machine shopping

California’s open carry ruling sparks a heated, extremely unscientific gun debate involving Gavin Newsom’s hair

A drone drops steak, crab legs, weed, and Old Bay seasoning into a prison yard and everyone agrees the guard kept it

Dinosaur fossils in Nevada introduce the word “ichthyosaur,” which immediately becomes a venereal disease joke

Damn Problems segment splits the room over a husband disappearing to a neighbor’s couch on New Year’s Eve

Voicemails and comments include listener callouts, engagement congratulations, and an extremely uncomfortable dog-in-the-bedroom confession

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