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I was feeling proud after successfully replacing an exterior light… until I dropped a screw into the mulch and my son roasted my bald husband mid-chaos. Classic. But that’s not even the wildest thing in this episode. I’m talking pencil-related injuries, fourth graders defending their moms’ honor in extremely unexpected ways, and the dark, dark rabbit hole of what ER staff have had to remove from people's bodies. (Spoiler: birds. Literal birds.)
If you think ADHD, butt pencils, or savage children might not be connected… just wait.
Takeaways:
What I learned about wiring from YouTube and losing screws in mulch.
Why my 5-year-old’s forehead question stopped everything cold.
A fourth grader’s defense of his mom you truly won’t believe.
The ER story involving birds you will NEVER forget (or unhear).
The ADHD hacks I swear by for surviving literally everything.
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Join our Book Club: www.patreon.com/thosewhocanread
Don’t Be Shy Come Say Hi: www.podcasterandrea.com
Watch on YouTube: @educatorandrea
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By Andrea Forcum
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I was feeling proud after successfully replacing an exterior light… until I dropped a screw into the mulch and my son roasted my bald husband mid-chaos. Classic. But that’s not even the wildest thing in this episode. I’m talking pencil-related injuries, fourth graders defending their moms’ honor in extremely unexpected ways, and the dark, dark rabbit hole of what ER staff have had to remove from people's bodies. (Spoiler: birds. Literal birds.)
If you think ADHD, butt pencils, or savage children might not be connected… just wait.
Takeaways:
What I learned about wiring from YouTube and losing screws in mulch.
Why my 5-year-old’s forehead question stopped everything cold.
A fourth grader’s defense of his mom you truly won’t believe.
The ER story involving birds you will NEVER forget (or unhear).
The ADHD hacks I swear by for surviving literally everything.
—
Join our Book Club: www.patreon.com/thosewhocanread
Don’t Be Shy Come Say Hi: www.podcasterandrea.com
Watch on YouTube: @educatorandrea
A Human Content Production
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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