Lubricant, rubber gloves, and Play-Doh are useful items in two very distinct communities. The former; is the community of people interested in making impromptu, exterior explosives. The latter community, tends to focus their attention on creating internal explosives. I think you can guess which community will be shining a light on today.

After finding some disturbing graffiti at her home it prompts a question that must be answered: is our own Corinne Kaplan in the middle of a gang war? Probably not, but will prevent her from freaking out and jumping to irrational conclusions about how to settle this turf war once and for all!? 

Absolutely. 

And for that we love her.

“You should assume everybody with me as a swinger.” 

Normally, this is said to you a few seconds after the door has shut behind you at the Playboy mansion- but not in this case. In this case it was stated by Corinne’s “witch” friend- finally breaking the stereotype that brooms are the only thing they’re interested in riding. 

Lastly, we have a craigslist: missed connection from a funeral. Sadly, this isn’t a connection you can find in the funeral guestbook… unless that guestbook is located in the unisex stall. 

All this and more in today’s episode.

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It’s 4’oclock Somewhere SWIMMERS, we are back! Corinne and I feel like neglectful parents that bounced to Italy for the summer, leaving only 100 bucks and a note on the kitchen table which reads: “spend wisely, see ya in August! ~Love mom & 3rd step-dad. We will never be out of your lives for this long again.

Whether you see that as good or bad… is nothing that we can control. What we can control is our very first show on the YEA media group. We are beyond excited to be working with them. They have been dope the whole time so let’s not let them down and get to business of our episode. Our girl Corinne shares a harrowing story of getting her hair colored. When she was done ironically, she wasn’t the only “Smoke Show” in salon. I was fascinated and quite understanding after she voiced displeasure and being upsold for an eye lift. I get it, we’re talking about a procedure on my face so please stop giving me the same vibes as someone trying to sell me a belt to go with jeans I just bought.

We end on a positive note, a beautiful phrase I will take with me for the rest of my days: “small hands, warm…”. Maybe just listen it will make sense.

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You knew we couldn't stay away for long. We love our SWIMmers.

Love. Y'all.

Al n' Cookie.

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Sorry it's late but it's here and it's a goodie!

~Enjoy

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*Sigh.*

I knew it.

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🎙️🎉 Episode Preview: "Swag, Colonoscopies, and Utah!"

In this week's episode, we have some hilarious content and amazing feedback from our swimmers. 

We are finally brought into the light, thanks to the knowledge of two incredible nurses who provide some incredible insight regarding our previous episode. 

First, we explore the swag-filled world of Corinne's close friend Julie, who has so much self-confidence that she should be forced share it with those less fortunate.

Cookie shares a strangely unforgettable trip to Utah, can a whole state love bomb you? Al lays out his plans to help spread the message of diversity for Utah. 🌈🗺️

As a bonus, Al makes a spontaneous visit to a store he would never have otherwise entered. What gift does he purchase for our very own "cookie"? 🎁🍪 You'll have to tune in to find out!

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It’s in my top three favorite episodes of all time.

Stunningly hilarious.

I wish I could go back and hear it again for the first time.

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Welcome friends & family. Happy pre-colonoscopy Eve!  We stand here on the precipice of Corinne‘s latest but definitely not last colonoscopy, as we attempt to get to the bottom (pun intended) of her digestive issues. 

That being said we do more than talk about things going on south of Cookie’s boarder, we also discuss her latest adventures with the fam-bam in upstate New York.  

We also get down with some Facebook love + a viewer email to take us home in style. Yes this podcast is as gross as it sounds. You’ve been with us for almost 80 episodes we both know that I didn’t need to say that.

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I think we may have one here guys! I totally underestimated the power of the gingerbread man. Also how is that not the title of a horror film yet!?

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