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Who’s got jokes? I’ll answer that one — not your primary care doctor. There’s a time to joke around and there’s a time to be serious. Unfortunately, our girl Coco got her times mixed up. But fortunately for us, it is hilarious.

In this episode, we learn about medical procedures and filling out medical forms in perpetuity until you need to see a psychiatrist as well. Our SWIMMERS will also be excited to find out that there are some people that make major medical decisions based solely in the interest of vanity.

This episode serves to highlight, one undeniable fact even in the face of harrowing circumstances, you can always rely on doctors to have no patience… Get it?

No patience (patients).

Doc didn’t like that one either.

Enjoy.

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How do you take your water -- sparkling or flat? Piping hot? Coming right up. Your entree? Bits of bread. No, it’s not your birthday in prison labor camp, it’s actually the preferred meal of one of our favorite SWIMMERS. We also learn that of all of the possible codes that open the Kaplan safety deposit box: I-LOVE-YOU is not one of them. Finally, we learn that there is at least one day of the year where it’s better for a woman to be packing “10.5” than it is for a man.

This is one for the ages!

Enjoy.

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We have a super special episode. Why? Because we have the world famous comedian and friend of Al’s on the pod - Mr. Jim Jefferies. He’s got a lot going on, from hosting a new reality show to recording a new stand up special. If you’re in Chicago, make sure to check out the taping of his one hour special at the Vic Theater on May 15-16. Or if you are on the other side of the country, head on out to Vegas and catch him at the Palazzo on May 2-3.

Of course we welcome Jim the MSWIM way with a GEAUX naked where we ask him about a story involving a nanny and a mini fridge.

Instant classic episode. 

Enjoy.

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In this episode Coco gets caught up in the local dram of the SL, UT mall scene. She also runs into an Owl that possibly has a fake blue checkmark who teaches her a lesson she will never forget:

“Why chase clouds when you could chase clout?”~Wise Old Owl.

Wow, that’s so sad, I may need to ask a rando at the gas station to wipe my tears. Confused? We were too. And even more so after trying to pronounce a new condition we learned about.

Enjoy.

Reminder, the week is here! If you are in the Denver area, Franny (@dearfranny) will be at Bigsby’s Folly on Sunday, April 27 for a book event: Stop Swiping Into the Void - Join us for a conversation and Q & A about navigating modern dating with How to Find True Love author Francesca Hogi and our very own Corinne Kaplan!

RSVP here: 

https://partiful.com/e/20rq9g2KN9E9oqQ9KX4U

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In this episode we put a nice bow on the Richard Jefferson visit. Our favorite pair briefly recaps what was going on before and after the recording of the Richard Jefferson episode. Al was at defcon 1 before the episode due to a frantic search for an item necessary for recording. Corinne recounts what happened post episode. No spoilers, let’s just say that it involved her best friend and goat fat. We’ll leave that there.

We also discuss whether criminal charges should’ve been pressed for a questionable massage. Let’s just say there was tipping involved. 

Finally, doing what we do best, we respond to questions from our beloved swimmers.

Enjoy.

Reminder, if you are in the Denver area, Franny (@dearfranny) will be at Bigsby’s Folly on Sunday, April 27 for a book signing and Q & A moderated by Corinne!

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No matter how much insight Corinne provides us into her always interesting, forever tumultuous life, we will never have the insight that a friend of 20+ years would have. Lucky for us, we have such a friend visit us this week!

Ladies and gentlemen, up on your feet for the NBA World Champion, ESPN basketball analyst, and most importantly, friend of Corinne for over two decades—RICHARD JEFFERSON!!

Their friendship shines through, but not immediately. Corinne’s energy is a kin to telling a shaky Vietnam vet that you just knocked up his daughter.

Corinne regained her footing, remembered that she’s sitting with two of her dearest friends and really begins to give us an insight into not only her life, but also Rich’s perspective of watching our girl Corinne grow into the person that we love. We also get Rich’s take on a few posts from some of our favorite sites. 

This is a very special episode. 

Enjoy.

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If you’re bored, the best thing you can do is turn on this podcast. The second best thing you could do is get some caffeinated vodka. *Now that I think about it, that might be the worst thing that you can do, so - of course our own Corinne has done it - and she has a story.

Feeling sleepy? Listen to our debate on why only selecting hot people at the sperm bank might be a bad idea. Also, find out Corinne’s bizarre revenge technique at getting back at noisy neighbors who may prevent you from sleeping.

If you’re still bored, you should write us like a few swimmers did and get answers to your questions such as how long it should take to decide on a baby name, or what to do when the person you’re dating is recycling jokes. 

To quote the movie Gladiator: “Are you not entertained?” You will be after this episode.

Enjoy.

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“I saw what’s her face at the airport!” This phrase no doubt rained down from the rafters of concourse C in the Salt Lake City airport as our Corinne dealt with the effects of being fame adjacent.

Another aspect of fame is the hate mail and we got some of that too. Introducing Webbercat, a shattered woman who finds time to juggle her anger of Corinne in between making “mojitis” and sh*tting out split-pea soup.

Of course we find the time to answer a SWIMMER voice mail about the thought process behind: the removal of followers as opposed to simply muting them. All this as well as Skijoring—whatever the hell that is…

Enjoy. 

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Women’s prison continues to teach us a lot. It teaches us what hairstyle is best when fighting someone that disrespected you on the yard. It also teaches us that there’s more than one use for a tampon - there’s actually probably about a half a dozen depending on if you’re in state or federal. Well, Corinne just added one more to that list and a very unexpected “location” I might add.

She also stumbles upon an Olympic sport that she would definitely win gold should it ever be added to the summer games. Speaking of gold, we also have a collection of “gold medal” Geaux Naked’s as well. Finally, hear about a fertility ritual that would make the folks on the far-right blush.

Laughing and learning! Together.

Enjoy. 

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