Where's My Spin-Off?

Normally, when you’re talking with someone in an abandoned airplane hangar on the outskirts of the city, it’s because you’ve angered a local mafia boss and your time on this planet is drawing to a close. 

In this case, however, that airplane hanger has been repurposed into a convention center, and that mafia boss is your tarot card reader. 

Personally, I would have rolled the dice with the mafia boss because at least when he told me that he was going to kill me, I knew it was true. 

However, my lovely girlfriend, Sara, and my asexual sister wife, Corinne chose the ladder. 

They chose to have their future interpreted by women which no doubt drove themselves to said convention on a suspended license. 

Let’s just say that in a world where everybody wants proper representation, these psychic readers did “their people” a disservice, and I couldn’t be happier about it. 

Enjoy. Love, Al

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The phrase: “The call is coming from inside of the house” can take on several meanings. Possibly a partner that is downstairs and suffering from severe laziness, calling their partner on the phone who happens to be upstairs because they needed to tell them something but didn’t deem it important enough to use their legs.

That phrase can also accurately describe the unique situation in which your stomach and your brain lock “eyes” and your stomach whispers: “You’ve got four minutes to get somewhere. Hard Stop.”

From construction workers using a highway Porta-potty to an international supermodel on a private jet, whose stomach is rejecting her morning smoothie of: cocaine, cigarettes, and Diet Coke - the cramping in the stomach remains the same, and it unites us all.

This is Corinne's story.

Enjoy.

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Welcome back, Swimmers! We knew you couldn’t stay away, and you knew we wouldn’t leave you hanging. 

In this episode, Corinne recounts her wild journey filled with: an impromptu wedding proposal complete with ring and drunken suitor; Swedish nurses babysitting elderly gentlemen & young men babysitting their cocktails - we run the full gamete.

In keeping with the cruise theme, Coco is forced to navigate the complexities of Southwest Airlines' open seating policy and ends up paying the price for teaming up with the wrong passenger.

But wait, there’s more! Corinne faces a full-blown panic as she comes to terms with a looming surgery. Let’s just say, a scalpel and a different kind of ring is involved. 

Enjoy! And we would like to wish you a Happy Holidays, but if we’re being honest, we hope something weird/awkward/semi terrible happens so that you will write us about it and we can discuss.

Love ya’ll!

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As a former cruise ship comedian, just writing this description brings back some challenging memories for me, so I’ll keep it brief. If I had to sum up our girl Corinne’s experience on a cruise ship, it would be: 

“I could’ve told you that.”

Let’s get straight to the point—cruises stink.

“Hey kids, would you like to spend five days on a boat full of people you wouldn’t even talk to on solid ground if your hair was on fire? Do you want to be surrounded by those same people engaging in some pre-planned, manufactured fun?”

If the answer is yes, then grab some shorts that will guarantee no one will fantasize about taking off of you, some sunscreen that smells like your Grandpa’s swamp region, and meet me on the Lido deck! 

This is part one of a two-part recounting of Corinne’s adventures at sea. 

Enjoy!

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Whether you're a fan of deep tissue massages or prefer a gentle touch, one thing's for sure: we can all agree that our massage therapist should practice the ancient art of STFU! 

Join us as we sift through our electronic mailbox in the sky, tackling the intriguing problems that our "swimmers" send our way. Whether it be a chatty massage therapist or middle seat “rando”, we provide our insights on navigating the sea of weirdos we encounter on this journey we call- life. 

We love you, swimmers! 

Here’s to hoping your holidays are swimmingly wonderful!

Enjoy.

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Let’s be honest. Kids and adults know that learning to spell in 2024 is a complete and total waste of time. Grammarly, spell-check and ChatGPT has made everything irrelevant but we need somewhere to warehouse kids while their parent flirts on Slacker with another parent working-from-home that describes themselves as a “Cleveland 7.5” in their LinkedIn bio. 

So if we agree spelling doesn't matter, why not let our own Corinne K. do it? 

Don't answer that. 

We do however, have time to answer and respond to a few Geaux Naked FB inquires about: enemas, potty training and when to give in to the impulse of raising your child as a feral animal.

Enjoy! 

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Corinne: https://www.instagram.com/corinsanity/

Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Garrett Knack for YEA Media Group / YMG Podcasts

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Warning: in today’s episode, we dive into some stories that will leave you (and Corinne’s last date) questioning everything. 

We kick things off with a wild tale from Corinne who manages to do in just a few short months what typically takes 15 to 20 years of marriage: systematically break a man down, causing him to question everything he thought he knew, including his faith in God? 

As he embarks on a (forced) journey of self-reflection and improvement, Coco uncovers how his path intertwines with a beloved site in our swimmer community, "Are We Dating the Same Guy?". 

Sometimes, websites intended for good can take a turn for the worse, this may be one of those times.

But that’s not all! 

We also tackle an eye-catching confession making waves online: a man who claims he may only be gay when he's at high altitudes? 

No. Seriously. This is crazy. 

Buckle T.F. up! 

Enjoy.

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Corinne: https://www.instagram.com/corinsanity/

Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Garrett Knack for YEA Media Group / YMG Podcasts

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Do you know who throws the sickest parties? 

People with Covid. …And sometimes- through no intention of your own; those people- are you. 

A pregnancy test may need to be taken at the end of a wild sex party; but in 2024, responsible partiers know to take a Covid test before you leave the house. 

The times; are “a-changin’”. Some couples struggle with communication, others; with fidelity- but a select few couples know THE REAL STRUGGLE: finding “rubber” sheets that align with the pre-determined color scheme of your headboard and comforter.  

That’s right we’re talking about guys that wet the bed and the women on their 9th mattress because of them. Finally. We all have reservations on a first dinner date, but what if that date comes attached to those reservations? Confused so were we, but a new “foodie” angle on dating might be on to something a little’ spicy!

Come say hi:

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Corinne: https://www.instagram.com/corinsanity/

Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Garrett Knack for YEA Media Group / YMG Podcasts

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The best way to prepare you for today’s podcast would be to tell you that, “buffet of foolishness” was in serious consideration for today’s episode title. 

Corinne encounters an old friend at the airport, and they reminisce about a hilariously unique “special gift” they once shared—trust us, you’ll want to hear this story! 

We dive deep into the age-old saying “beauty is pain” and explore the darker twist of “beauty could possibly lead to permanent disability.” What does that even mean? You’ll see. 

Finally, while Corinne has always been our 2x“Survivor Queen”, she might just take on a new title: “Duchess of 7/11. ”What does that even mean? Tune in to find out, because in Corinne’s world, logic often takes a a much needed vacay.

Enjoy.

Come say hi:

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Corinne: https://www.instagram.com/corinsanity/

Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Garrett Knack for YEA Media Group / YMG Podcasts

If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Corinne & Al as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to [email protected]

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Bless Your Quilted Heart!

In this episode, we dive into the intriguing world of quilted hearts—yes, they exist! But navigating their complexities might feel as daunting as deciphering the 2024 tax code. Confused? No worries! They’ve got an FAQ section to tackle all those burning questions you never wanted the answers to.

We explore the heartwarming reality that animals living on the streets can find loving homes, while mattresses remain sadly unadoptable. 

Plus, we wade into the very shallow waters of “unschooling”—a parenting approach that’s gaining traction in the fall-down-drunk, step-parenting community. 

You’re going to love it! 

Enjoy. 

Come say hi:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mysafewordismore/

Corinne: https://www.instagram.com/corinsanity/

Al: https://www.instagram.com/aljacksonig/

Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Garrett Knack for YEA Media Group / YMG Podcasts

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