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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.

They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 809

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:00 - Fergie's Greatest Hits

00:05:56 - Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting

00:08:17 - Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy

00:09:32 - Opening Clip: Bed Flip

00:14:45 - Tony Johns Is Locked Up

00:22:46 - Mother Tongue

00:31:18 - The Cool Guy Who Got Away

00:42:38 - Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff

00:45:37 - Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets

00:54:05 - Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole

00:54:50 - A New Challenge

00:59:07 - Enny Thoughts

01:03:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:06:54 - Vietnamese Hair Salon

01:11:08 - Dates

01:12:51 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg

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