Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

The quiet streets of Chipping Norton are no longer at peace. A phantom prankster - or an organised ring of pranksters - is targeting local stores and tagging innocent household items with stickers that say “for rectal use only.”

As the town’s elderly residents grow increasingly distraught, the pressure mounts on Detective LK and KW to put an end to the madness. 

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Just as Detective LK and KW thought they were closing in on the truth, one shocking revelation blows the whole case wide open.

Confusion mounts, new leads emerge, and a tender goodbye is said to Joao, the four legged creature at the heart of the story.

Buckle up for the ride - the mystery of this canine's demise is far from over.

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Through a dark twist of fate a dead dog named Joao vanishes in the most unlikely theft imaginable.

A bizarre mistake spirals into a rollercoaster of chaos, deception, and the relentless hunt for answers. Each revelation pulls us deeper into shadows where nothing is as it seems.

Set against the glittering façade of Paris’s Champs-Élysées, one haunting question lingers: will justice for Joao ever be found?

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Veronica’s Saturday morning began like any other, quiet and unremarkable. But by midday, her home had transformed from a place of comfort to a scene of unspeakable violation.

The dishwasher, once a symbol of cleanliness, was now a crime scene.

Who shat in Veronica's dishwasher and why? A simple yet extremely effective process of elimination proving that we are really good detectives, will uncover the shocking truth.

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In the trial of Human v. Bear, Karen and Detective LK face the intense challenge of becoming opposing lawyers. 

Will the bears 'zips' be the defence's downfall? Will the muffin top theory topple the prosecution? What will the jury decide?

One thing is clear. A verdict will be reached. And there is a lot at stake.

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In 2023, photos of a sun bear at Hangzhou Zoo in Eastern China broke the internet. Why? Because the bear was waving and looked suspiciously like a bloke in a ill-fitted bear suit.

But what is the truth, is this an authentic sun bear or a human in disguise?

To get to the bottom of it, the unqualified detectives call in the experts: animatronic bear suit specialist Nik Williams and Dr. Wong, CEO of the Bornean Sun Bear Foundation.

But the deeper they dig, the stranger it gets. Suspicions, motives, and questions are piling up. There is only one solution: temporarily hang up the detective hats, don the lawyer robes, and stage a full trial with a jury to settle the matter once and for all.

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What is the correct etiquette when facing a digestive dilemma at a wedding? How should the poopetrator at Andrea's wedding have acted to maintain grace and dignity after committing their fecal felony?

Detective Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the Detective Karen Whitehouse interview William Hanson - the UK's leading etiquette expert and co-host of legendary podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' to get some answers.

If you are thinking of becoming a poopetrator, this episode is for you. Tune in now to learn how to commit these crimes in style.

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The race to unmask the poopetrator ends here. In the finale of Fecal Fugitive, Detective LK and Assistant to the Detective KW follow the final leads to flush out the truth. 

One suspect is released from custody. Another faces the the cold, harsh reality of the evidence against them.

In the final interrogation, the motive for the crime is revealed. And a family once torn apart by a fecal disaster is reunited through closure and understanding. Check out the special Fecal Fugitive bonus episode which is live NOW. 

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A dream wedding in the woods takes a filthy turn when a guest leaves more than just memories behind. With the cops refusing to investigate, the detectives race to unmask the poopetrator. Was it the wedding bean obsessed brother-in-law? A bridesmaid in political sweatpants? There’s only one way to find out, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure. 

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WE’RE BACK! This season, ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the ‘Detective’, Karen Whitehouse, return to take on a fresh batch of ridiculous mysteries and listener-submitted non-crime crimes from around the world. Our case selection criteria is simple: “anything the cops laugh at is a case for us.” We give ourselves 24 hours to crack each case, and that’s because time is money but also because precision / professionalism are overrated. 

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