Works Every Time

By Works Every Time

The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)... more

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How many episodes does Works Every Time have?

The podcast currently has 131 episodes available.

Works Every Time episodes:

April 22, 2024 RIP OJ & Phill's Heart Attack
This is episode 20 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!
_______________________
The Juice is loose forever...
00:00 - RIP OJ
06:26 - Markus took shrooms and talked to Osama
10:26 - Justin confronts Markus
14:09 - Phill had a heart attack?!
22:35 - We are all Cartman
28:03 - How much Markus spent on Michigan merch
31:30 - Justin's last mushroom trip went horribly
40:37 - Markus has feelings???
44:49 - Movie Corner
52:32 - Sneak peak at some new Markus jokes
56:40 - Phill's cat has a TikTok
_______________________
Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
1h 3min
April 15, 2024 What Did Diddy Do?
This is episode 19 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!
_____________
Please follow us so we can stop talking about how poor we are...
00:00:00 - WET boy soundcheck
00:04:36 - Everything is bad
00:12:52 - Justin sang in a screamo band
00:20:42 - Examining Justin's "art"
00:24:04 - Golf Corner
00:30:29 - Cannadip
00:34:02 - God joins the pod
00:40:31 - Hanging out as a adult
00:43:41 - Tootin' Common
00:48:51 - What Diddy do?
00:55:59 - Meta sucks and math is a lie
01:01:24 - That bridge that got hit by a cargo ship
01:02:50 - End of show talk
_____________
Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/
Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
1h 12min
April 08, 2024 The Soup Experience
This is episode 18 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!
__________
I think we might legitimately be a Zyn podcast at this point...
00:00 - We only do this so we can Zyn together
01:45 - Souppppp
04:38 - Oh you wanna cry about a dead dog?
10:49 - White trash brain
16:13 - The Soup Garcia Experience
22:02 - We miss covid economy
27:29 - WET lore - How Justin and Markus got here
36:01 - We're just a Zyn podcast
38:23 - We're poor
41:21 - Texas porn law conspiracy
54:38 - Good high movies
_____________
Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/
Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
59min
April 01, 2024 Historic Anglo-Saxon (w/ Ben Bankas)
This is episode 17 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!
Ben Bankas is here to take over America...
00:00 - Justin lives too damn far
07:37 - Filipinos are the Mexicans of Canada
12:33 - How Americans think the Northern boarder works
21:00 - Long LIV golf and long live Saudi
25:55 - The Lawnmower Man is peak cinema
31:10 - Americas immigration problems
34:17 - Canadian turban cops vs Austin horse cops
37:28 - Mexican Costco
41:25 - Ben Bankas: Historic Anglo-Saxon
47:47 - American politics is depressing
51:39 - Technology is also depressing
55:23 - 2 State minimum (Supply, Demand, and Israel)

Ben - https://benbankas.com/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
1h 7min
March 25, 2024 Getting Robbed at Gunpoint (w/ Greg DiPaul)
This is episode 16 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!
THE GREAT COMMANDMENT
Beautiful, big titty, butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know.
Today we're joined by the number 1 industry plant in Austin, Greg DiPaul...
00:00 - Greg DiPaul: Industry Plant
14:20 - Justin's new house
31:38 - How Greg lost $30k in crypto
39:25 - Papa Johns and the state of processing fees
50:23 - The (many) times Greg's been robbed

Greg - https://www.instagram.com/greg_dipaul/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
1h 13min
March 18, 2024 Brazzers With The Boys (w/ Kyle Doughty)
This is episode 15 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!
THE GREAT COMMANDMENT
Beautiful, big titty, butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know.
Doin this one from the lunch table...
00:00 - Kyle Tha Comicc
06:05 - Making an enemy of all single moms
11:04 - Always steal groceries
16:28 - Running up a tab at the school cafeteria
21:40 - Markus wrestles women and Phill takes his pants off
30:00 - "Dogs and Peanut Butter" at 11:3034:20 - Sharing Brazzers with the boys
51:20 - Ball Vape
01:02:52 - pH balances and shampoo

Kyle - https://www.instagram.com/kyledcomedy/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
1h 12min
March 11, 2024 Indian YouTube is Crazy (w/ Greg DiPaul)
This is episode 14 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!
THE GREAT COMMANDMENT
Beautiful, big titty, butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know.
Shout to everyone here who searched "attention wh*re" and found Justin...
00:00 - How to care for your goldfish with Greg DiPaul
10:30 - New Commandment Alert: BBTBNWJDFOTSYK
20:31 - When you smoke so much being sober feels high
26:32 - Looking up our names on Urban Dictionary
32:46 - The best YouTube channel ever
41:39 - Breaking all the Commandments at once
46:42 - Spreading positivity negatively
50:39 - The zyn-cyclopedia
55:31 - Learning about bar-tards
Greg - https://www.instagram.com/greg_dipaul/
Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/
Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
1h 5min
March 04, 2024 Felony Tier List
This is episode 13 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!
Let us know in the comments which felonies YOU'VE committed...

00:00 - The Legend of F*gger Vance
09:40 - Reading Justin's private texts
19:19 - Justin's weekly therapy
28:32 - Felonies tier list
47:33 - Justin's new job

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
1h 2min
February 26, 2024 High at Hogwarts
This is episode 12 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!
The boys broke into the Gryffindor common room to record the pod this week...
00:00 - We got high at Hogwarts
08:34 - Forrest Hump
15:58 - WET's application to the Illuminati
24:39 - Molested at Hogwarts
28:27 - Shout out Phill's Mom
33:23 - Adventures of the WET roommates
39:48 - Getting your car towed is like a hostage scenario

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
48min
February 19, 2024 Lisa Ann ARRESTED at Matt Rife Show
This is episode 11 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2b) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) NO EDIBLES!!

We usually try to be so positive, idk why all our topics this week are so dark...
00:00 - Nothing but smooth intros here
04:36 - The Justin Essenmacher Experience
12:44 - Lisa Ann arrested at Matt Rife show
18:42 - Don't block me Markus
23:00 - Solving the boarder problem
28:53 - 215 people found buried behind a jail
32:41 - Phill saw a ghost at the comedy club
38:18 - Making our podcast not suck

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
...more
46min

FAQs about Works Every Time:

How many episodes does Works Every Time have?

The podcast currently has 131 episodes available.

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