Started off with the rapidly-updating Russia terror attack story, and Pakistan launches airstrike against Taliban in Afghanistan. Plus Israel planning to move ahead with invasion, "Modern Day Knight" nonsense, Chipotle manager accused of ejaculating on fellow employee, Texas vs Feds border battle, and a Taiwanese guy has a coconut surgically removed from rectum. Music: Rush/"Subdivisions"

Started the week with the bizarre story of 8 people dying from eating sea turtle meat, then talked about the India, Russia, and Slovakia elections. Also an Australian pig farm employee filmed banging pigs, Israel rejects Hamas deal, Switzerland skier deaths, West Point removes "Duty, Honor, Country" from motto, and a Colorado Safeway employee films himself ejaculating on produce in store. Music: Kaspar/"We Won't Go Home"

As promised, the first THREE HOUR podcast.... Canada's glory hole trial, US airdrops into Gaza, voters reject redefining gender roles in Constitution, State of the Union, CA Senate race,, Bangladesh fire, and a Wyoming guy videos himself enticing a dog to give him oral using cheese whiz. Music: Deathklok/"Go Forth and Die"

Started the week with the ongoing tribal warfare engulfing Papua New Guinea, and then talked about Russia-Ukraine war two years in. Plus a Yakuza gang member arrested trying to sell nuclear material, Mexican president and the cartels, UK sex dungeon monster, Israel specifies sex crimes committed by Hamas, US Apache helicopter crash, and a Michigan man arrested for pleasuring himself onto unsuspecting Target shoppers. Music: Boston/"We're Ready"

Got the week going with Greece becoming the first Orthodox country to legalize same-sex marriage, and then talked about a famous South Korea pastor who preyed on the North Korean kids he helped escape into the South. Plus a huge judgment against Donald Trump, Florida deputy fires into patrol car after hearing an acorn fall on the roof, Georgia prosecutor testimony, and a Texas man caught on video inserting antiques into his rectum, expelling them, and replacing the back on shelf. Music: Lil Dicky/"Hahaha"

The week started with the breaking news of the Hungarian president resigning over pardoning an accessory to child sexual assault, and then continued with the Pakistan election results. Plus the border bill is dead, Hawaii wants to ban foreigners from buying real estate, Joe Biden's DOJ clears him of classified document mishandling, US kills militia leader in Iraq, and a Michigan trans woman sues her ex-lover because he threw out her removed testicles. Music: Toby Keith/"Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue"

Started off the week with UK cops searching for an Afghan asylumee sex offender who seriously injured a mom and her two kids with some kind of "alkaline substance." Then it was the South Korea first lady scandal, France wine heist, Israel kills terrorist inside hospital, US bombs Iranian militias, and a Florida nurse practitioner is arrested after masturbating and finishing all over some poor immigrant Uber driver's car. Music: Survivor/"Eye of the Tiger"

Started the week with the devastating news that Kenya will NOT be sending thousands of police to take control of Haiti, and then talked about another South Korean politician being physically attacked. Plus a couple memorable fire updates, Texas squares off with the Biden administration over border security, 2 SEALs declared dead, Veteran's Affairs sued over transgender surgeries, and two Oklahoma guys filmed gay porn in a local elementary school library. Music: Bullet For My Valentine/"Waking the Demon"

Struggled through an iPad meltdown, but we got going with Japan landing their first spacecraft on the moon, and talked about a Canadien arsonist who set fires in Quebec. Then it was the Iowa caucuses, Texas vs. the feds on immigration, and a teacher at a special-needs school sues after being forced to clean up after masturbating students. Music: The KVB/"Always Then"

Breaking news this morning that the anti-China candidate in Taiwan's presidential election has won... then it was on to Ecuador's gang war, Pentagon loses track of Ukraine weapons, US launches Yemen strikes, Hunter Biden Capitol Hill chaos, Florida retirement community public sex, and a Thai monk has been defrocked after first pleasuring himself on a public bus, and then at the police station. Music: Dead Prez/"Hip-Hop"