You Wouldn't

Is it Christmas morning? Because it sure feels like it. The boys are coming the back off their favourite nights. Pat has witnessed one of the greatest rugby league matches of all time and Will has just watched his (officially) most anticipated movie. Pat delves into one his most profound questions, how gay do origin celebrations get?

Long Legs 

Origin

Fratelli Fresh

Bowling

Spelling Mistakes

New Zealand Serial Killer

Sleeping in the Bathroom

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Pat reveals his newest tattoo which receives some mixed opinions from the studio, but the most important thing is that Pat is happy with it of course. Will and Pat share their recent night out, a rare occasion for the duo and something which produced some very awkward stories. Will needs some advice on a very sensitive topic, as one of his hinge matches goes awry. 

Pat’s Tattoo

Will’s Strange Hinge Match

The Night Out

State of Origin

The “Feel-Good” Japan Story

Asshole Names

Hotline

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Back like they never left, the boys are on set with an episode filled with chaos. The most recent happenings in the social media regarding Sketch, Taylor Swift and some NRL blunders are discussed. The boys reminisce on a childhood favourite Sedgy Fergo, and wonder what she is up to nowadays. Will gives us the America trip itinerary. 

Taylor Swift

Sketch

We Live in Time

Kyle’s Trip

America

Sedgy Fergo

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Joe is back on the podcast, as he attempts to make amends for the worst episode ever. The boys rip into his recent school report, and talk about how popular Joe is at school. The boys stumble over what could be the most profound Simpson’s theory. What is the most cringe dog name you’ve heard?

Jerseys

Joe’s Report

Drinking Tokens

Pat’s Car

Acting Scene

Hawk Tuah

Most Anticipated Movies

Smelling Salts

Dog Names

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Will’s back with lots of treats and surprises… Soap exposes some dirty antics before the boys get right back into their groove. Pat tells his family he makes more money than them.

Will’s Back

Bobo Bakery

Carnivwhore Diet

Aussie Battler Family

Airbnb TVs

WWE

The Simpsons

True Crime

Zach Bryan

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Breaking news: Will quit the pod (just for today). He had a headache going to bed and woke up as a little bitch... anyways time for Pat to show us what he's really made of. On this ep we'll meet everyone lurking in the shadows...

Will's Sick

Carnivore Diet

Hawk Tuah x Zach Bryan

Soap Hot Seat

Kody Hot Seat

Felix Hot Seat

Will Hot Seat

Tobler Hot Seat

Hotline

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The real reason behind Will’s singular relationship status is revealed - he’s just "too busy" for a boyfie. Then we come back for seconds at witnessing Will’s autistic superpower. Are you not entertained?!

Will’s Diet

State of Origin

Melbourne Girl

Therapy

Too Busy for a BF

Dark Chocolate

Autistic Superpower pt.2

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Have you ever wondered how deep Will can suck a dildo? Neither. Pat and Will consider all things Only Fans - how much they'd do it for, how much they've paid for other people's, and the limits of what they would and wouldn't do for a quick buck. Will also reveals his autistic superpower.

Hawktuh Girl

Kyle's Gone

Travelling With Will

Autistic Superpower

Will's Horny Wank

Only Fans

Dildo Deepthroat

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The boys recap last night’s Sydney show; the highs and the lows, and Will gives some absolutely shocking news on his date. Will explains his desire for a certain medical procedure which might cause the need for some black market anti-boner pills. 

Sydney Show

Melbourne Girl

Will’s date

Circumcision

Happy Couples

Hotline

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Sydney show is tonight, let’s ogeee! Listen in to hear the boys recap the tours so far, what’s the worst and best cities to go to? Someone has called Will out for a fight, but it’s not happening unless Pat’s going in as well. Pat gets confused between a triathlon and a marathon. 

Melbourne Girl

Ranking Podcast Shows

Money Man

School Mates

Will’s Date

Under Paris

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