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Let’s ogeee. The well-awaited Melbourne girl update is upon us and is juicy as ever. Will offers up his general knowledge quiz crown as the boys battle it out in a very tight battle. Is the Megalodon shark Pat’s spirit animal?

Melbourne Girl

Fake gay

Spirit Animal

General Knowledge

Plant People

Hotline

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Is this the worst episode since Joe? The boys spend half of the episode eating lollies and the other half mourning the loss of Pat’s dog. You may as well have a listen and indulge in one of Will’s hottest takes on a sport loved worldwide and learn what douching is with Pat. If you want to send us stuff, hit us up in the DMs for an address. Let’s oge.

Got a Parcel!

Gold Coast

Swimming Races

Pat’s Dead Dog

Riddle

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New phone who dis. Will’s excited for another one of his most anticipated movies and Pat gives his wrap on a very eventful State of Origin. The boys dream of the love of Grandparents and compare it to Will’s first love that he never met. Pat has a surprise for Will that he absolutely loves. 

Will’s most anticipated movie

State of Origin

Pat’s new best friend

Grandparent’s Love

Jelly Roll

Fruit

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Happy Thursday team! The boys are on the couch, and are in a rather inquisitive mood. They question some of the biggest scientific marvels, and it is safe to say that their assumptions are way off. If anyone knows what Boris the Rottweiler is, please reach out and help us track down a script. Enjoyyyy

Theory of Dating

Matildas

Random Objects

Boris the Rottweiler

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Will and Pat sit down with the comedy trio from Perth, the Kick it Forward boys. The boys dive into which AFL players they think are coming out and go way too deep into Will’s new TV show. The general knowledge quiz is back and gets down to the wire. Does Will’s $200,000 schooling career help him get the advantage over the routined trivia boys?? The Kick it Forward boys freak Pat out with their local horror stories.

Worst foods

Lemon Spin

AFL players

Quiz

Schemes

Horror stories

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The boys are back from Melbourne and the beans are spilled. Have a listen to see what actually went down. Did Will go on his date, and did Pat meet the love of his life? All is revealed in a jam-packed episode. Fill out the survey below to go in the running for free merch at the next merch drop. Let's ogeeeee.

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Melbourne dates

Live show

Markets

Nuns

Football

Bein Rant

Jetstar Rant

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The boys sit down before they leave for Melbourne, and give their predictions on the trip. Will Pat meet the love of his life? Is Will going to spend the whole trip with the new guy? Pat reveals he is a secret musical genius, and Will tests his rom-com idea out. All this and more, on a very, very exciting episode.

Will bombing

Toothbrush sharing

Predictions

Rom-coms

Nonnas

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We are in Melbourne this weeeekeeend. Will and Pat have already lined up two dates in Melbourne… tune in to see how they feel about them. Can you guess the kinks that Pat knows? Pat wonders whether or not they would be mates if they met at a different time in their lives. 

Date

Triple J

Tyson Fury

Passive Aggressive Uber Driver

Kink Guessing

Would we be friends?

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Melbourne show is this week. Let’s ogeeee! Tune in as Pat finally likes something that Will has always tried to get Pat to do. Should Will upgrade his Dad to business class on his own card? And the crucial 10 million dollar question is asked…

Zach

NFL Speech

Instagram Followers

Pat’s first movie suggestion

10 million

Business Class

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The boys are back! Pat delivers a heartfelt apology as he attempts to reconcile his relationship with the listeners. Will leaks his secret plan to create a professional ‘football’ player and reads a very interesting message from a fan. Were these the most rogue hotlines we’ve ever received?

Pat’s Apology

Plaques

Football

Bali dad with meth

Pauls Formal

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