Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Do you wear your jeans high? Then this is the place for you. 

Sometimes you gotta get so high you feel all out panic. That's not for us but some of you LIVE for that feeling!

Tommy had to throw away a box that something came in and it brought up so many difficult feelings that have contributed to his hoarding. Lets explore his past trauma.

A lady gets mad at Wells Fargo and says something that, lets just say, might go down as the all time greatest drop in YMH history. KISS IT!

Plus we get into some of Tom's new hobbies. Won't you help come up with a performer name for him!?!

No Loose Jeans allowed!!

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JEANS UP! We made it - to episode 300. Can you believe it? We never thought our jeans could get any tighter, but every day they sink into our skin even more. 

This episode is pure mommy magic. From balloon porn and the lost souls that do it to what the most intimate of acts get you in the adult biz (it's $100). 

Plus Jared from Subway and Cosby are both in deeper trouble as news of new allegations for one and MORE evidence for another comes to light - it's not good for either, Rudy.

Did Tom get another Double Pipe Classic this week?? Was it something new? Find out!

Plus we play some angry on set rants from actors and a new player enters the You Know What I'm Sayin championship, ya heard me?

We also recap some of our all-time favorite moments. 

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Pull those jeans up, but leave those condoms at home! We party around here!

Congrats to those same-sex jeans that want to wear rings too. IT'S ABOUT F*****G TIME!!

We get into it with some help from a really neat guy who throws adventurous birthday parties. Plus, what language do you hate hearing the most? Middle eastern in origin? Asian? Latin? We'll explore. 

You thought you'd heard everthing from the sweet Thai lady who explored with Two Gentlemen, but she's got more to say and it is AMAZE.

We find out who Calvin is and have a new song that we're sure you'll hate. 

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Call Jesus if you're ever in a pinch and if he doesn't answer call Chuck Woolery.

We break down some new Know What I'm Sayin counts, plus get into the wonderful music of Lil B and Too Short - Sup Bay area!

The Mommies are moving - just into an office, but it's going to be SWEET. Plus we gotta get these doggies to stop poopin INSIDE.

Make sure the listen to Joe Rogan episode #664 to hear the mommies have a ball of a good time. And it's official Tommy Mommy is shooting a new special in August. Listen to find out where!

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Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - here's a riddle for you: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat p***y? We don't know either, but some lady is pretty worked up about it.

The Mommies have an announcement so big they have to play a new sound cue just to live up to the magnitude of it - you'll just have to listen. 

Plus can you have jeans sewn into your skin so you never have to change them? 

Serial killers are such a fascinating, but disagreeable bunch of fellas. Have you heard of Ted Bundy? Not nice. We listen to audio of him talking about his favorite activity - killing.

AND it's the return of our favorite GIGOLO -BRACE. He has a bombshell announcement and gets down and dirty about a lot of his Ho'in details. 

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