Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

It's time to try on an old pair. 

Classic Jeans 45 covers some of your favorite moments. Like the morning show where they ask Tommy if he's "their mommy" and Tina's vomit phobia. 

Jeans up forever. 

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Well, it's now undeniable. Wipegate is taking the world by storm and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. 

Shower straight from a brown?! Are you mad? Or maybe you're just TEAMTINA.

Wipe like a person first? Are you human? Maybe you're TEAMTOMMY.

The listeners, other comics, hell, even Web doctors weigh in on this one.

Plus a song that will blow you away dedicated to your mothers! We talk Tommy's taste in (some) white music and a call from OMG Maria that will leave you, well, unsettled?

She's bananas. 

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So many treats in this one. 

Man Frandisco is no joke. We gots stuff on fleek, dirty shares, porn stories, racist neighbors and brows that will be there a LONG TIME (not so much on Fleek, boo). 

Get at me. 

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When you're sitting in a meeting it's nice when someone brings you a coffee or farts loudly in to a microphone. It's funny. It just is. 

What's not funny? Stepping in dog doo-doo at 4:30 in the AM, tracking it into bed and then realizing your sleeping in poo. It's awful. 

We got that new fire for you (hip kid slang) and we break down the "secret enemy." Is there one in your life?

Grandma has pipes and sings about that Coco and a black dude yells a LOT at a white dude to wipe that s**t down (his car). 

Plus Tina's voicemails are getting crazier and we think we have a plausible theory about them. We also play a classic bit from an oldie but goodie. 

Can you believe Tina takes Brown in to the shower?!?!?!?!

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You should make stuff and then, cause you're good at stuff, you can sell that stuff or plant a vegetable tree. 

Also, food is good. 

Jeans, you need to read. It's helpful for your mind to grow and also to expand your vocabulary so that you don't sound like such a dumbs**t. 

We have reviews for the REAL MAN from the Mommies and these joints are on FLEEK!

Plus Tina peed a frightening color. Was it murder?! When Tom/Mom posts a fart video do you realize how arrogant you have to be to question its authenticity. We clear the air (well, we cloud it first). 

If you think Dad Mouth is bad, wait til you smell what Mom's got cookin in her den. (It's pretty greezy). 

And a new phone number is full of mysterious messages. Give em a listen!

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