Your Stupid Minds

Your favorite dragon-based Star Wars ripoff is on the chopping block this fortnight with 2006's Eragon, based on the Chrisopher Paolini novel of the same name based on the fictional blonde kid of the same name. Starring Edward Speleers (Eragon/Luke), Jeremy Irons (Brom/Obi Wan), Garrett Hedlund (Murtagh/Han), Rachel Weisz (Saphira/The Force), and John Malcovich (Galbatorix/The Emperor).

Wrestler John Cena runs like a fat kid with his pants too tight through 12 rounds of impossible Grand Theft Auto-like challenges in order to save his girlfriend from an insane Irish arms dealer. Starring John Cena, Aiden Gillen, and that guy from The Practice.

Chris and Nick investigate the notorious 1986 flop Howard the Duck with discussion of unconvincing special effects, George Lucas's rolodex of dwarves, and duck titties. Starring Lea Thompson, Ed Gale, Tim Robbins, and Jeffrey Jones.

Nick and Chris dig into the 1998 epic spy flop The Avengers, starring Uma Thurman, Ralph Fiennes, Sean Connery, and Eddie Izzard.