Stop doing mental gymnastics... In this episode, Kim reminds the girls that if he didn't text you "Merry Christmas," he probably doesn't like you. She talks all things finding the perfect dress for her Naughty or Nice Holiday party and finally understands why Laquan Smith makes dresses for Lori Harvey and women on Ozempic—If you have even the slightest pooch, a Laquan design will FIND IT like a woman Googling a man before the first date. The moral of the story: you want to be the center of attention, not the pooch of attention. Kim loves meeting internet people IRL, but the truth is, you can be the coolest person online, but if your personality sucks... You suck. Once again, Matcha proves to be her drug of choice, while others prefer horse tranquilizer on a casual night out. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Don’t let the bartender recommend a “local” tequila when you live in New York.

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