Originally Aired March 14, 2025: Would you keep it if it had poop on it? Who put the pee in your hot pot? Everything you wanna know about gym orgasms. 

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Originally Aired March 13, 2025: I like turtles... in my pants. These boobs are the best kind of boobs. Everything you wanna know about fighting a mascot. 

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Originally Aired March 12, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Popular wedding trends. Everything you wanna know about being banned from playgrounds. 

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Originally Aired March 11, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Globe of Death. Everything you wanna know about phrases your old man loved to say.

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Originally Aired March 10, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Everybody at the bar is watching your sex tape. Everything you wanna know about how picking your nose can be deadly. 

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Originally Aired March 7, 2025: An OnlyFans model is trying to have sex with your grandpa. Porn horror stories. Everything you wanna know about how to ruin a date in 10 seconds. 

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Originally Aired March 6, 2025: Live in-studio examination by Veterinary Doctor Andrea. The next step would be, don't EVER put your hands on a pregnant woman's food. Everything you wanna know about there being feces in the studio. 

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Originally Aired March 5, 2025: Your baby daddy's hotter new girlfriend. Where there's a will... there's a way. Everything you wanna know about nightmare in-laws.

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Originally Aired March 4, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The crazy lady who literally let the dogs out. Everything you wanna know about that strange place you woke up at after drinking.

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Originally Aired March 3, 2025: A cheater's greatest enemy. Holding a beer for Dummies. Everything you wanna know how how ugly you really are. 

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