Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show - Aired Friday, February 14, 2025.

The Half-Assed Morning Show will be back LIVE on Tuesday, February 18, 2025!

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Officers Chris and Sam from the Bloomington Police Department. Vandalizing vehicles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a dildo to the face. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, February 13, 2025. 

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Worst Valentine's Day stories. Port-A-Potty deer blind. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating firecrackers. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Wednesday, February 12, 2025. 

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Originally Aired February 11, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Phrases that we hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Midwestern starter pack.

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Originally Aired February 10, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Banana versus lobster. Everything you've ever wanted to know about washing your butt in a public pool.

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Originally Aired February 7, 2025: Janel Klein from the Super Bowl. Worst physical sensations. Everything you've ever wanted to know about snow butt.  

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Originally Aired February 6, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your twin sex robot! 

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Originally Aired February 5, 2025: Volatile relationships. 10 things everybody should know how to do. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn in the park. 

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Originally Aired February 4, 2025: The most cold-hearted woman on earth. Telling your friend the hard truth. Everything you wanted to know about Dana's first time skiing at 30 years old.  

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Originally Aired February 3, 2025: Bigfoot's a homewreaker. Money CAN buy you love! Everything you've ever wanted to know about cyborg cockroaches. 

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