Ready for a genuine laugh?! This week, we’re diving into the things nobody talks about: sex, relationships, and how you manage both as a mom. From how parenthood changes sex lives to the chaos of kids walking in at the worst possible moment, we’re keeping it real about what connection looks like after years of marriage, exhaustion, and bedtime battles. Expect plenty of laughs as we overshare our way through nooner confessions, smell triggers, and the eternal struggle of wanting to be cuddled but also left the hell alone!

In true Farm Girls fashion, the conversation doesn’t stop there; we roll right into weird quirks, a brand-new poop story, and a heartfelt reminder of why girls’ nights and real connections matter more than ever. Whether you’re married, single, or somewhere in between, this one will make you laugh, nod, and say “same.”

Grab your headphones and settle in, we’re talking marriage, motherhood, and the hilarious middle ground that ties it all together.

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• Episode 71: Farm Girls Talk About Things They Love But Shouldn’t
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It’s officially spooky season, and we’re serving up some wooey stories and bad-date horror tales that’ll make you laugh or cringe! Courtney spills on Aaron’s haunted childhood home (cue Millie), mysterious lights in an abandoned granary, and a waterbed encounter that may or may not have involved ghosts… or drugs. We’re not judging.

You’ll hear bad date confessions because, honestly, what’s scarier than a creepy one-liner about a cow’s tongue? From blind dates gone wrong to almost dating your cousin (#SmallTownProblems), we share some hilariously awkward stories that will have you saying “same, girl.”

And, of course, in true Farm Girls fashion, things take a turn; suddenly, we’re talking about “the rapture,” citronella candle warnings, and prepping for our For Shits and Giggles event. Grab your headphones and your pumpkin spice latte, it’s time for ghosts, giggles, and a whole lot of farm girl chaos.

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• Ep 30. Farm Girls Share Spooky Stories
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This episode has it all: placenta pitcher milk, cheese ball dreams, and confessions that’ll have you snort-laughing! From the listener-inspired list of “are you even a farm girl if…” moments, we dive into the wild rites of passage that bond us together. We also unpack the stereotypes people pin on farm girls: sheltered, no makeup, tough as nails, and why those labels don’t come close to showing the full picture of women in agriculture.

But it wouldn’t be us without a detour into chaos, cue potty training mishaps, a farm girl confession about being caught on a trail cam mid-business, and underwear talk that gets real! Plus, we dig into the tricky world of food labels, consumer misconceptions, and navigating selling direct to customers. 

So, grab your headphones, settle in, and get ready for laughter, eye-rolls, and a whole lot of “yep, been there” moments. This one is equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real talk about life as farm girls.

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• Ep 70. Farm Girls Talk About Redneck Sh*t Live at Farm Progress
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This one’s a fun one!!! Get ready for a special cameo featuring a poop story that will have you giggling! We’re all about the oversharing here, and we believe it’s those relatable moments that truly bond us farm girls. 

We also explore our guilty pleasures, from trash TV to those oddly satisfying hoof trimming videos and even the bizarre joy of plucking chin hairs. Trust us, it's a wild ride! 

And in true farm girl fashion, we tackle a thought-provoking question: Would you whip up waffles for a fugitive you were hiding? Our latest farm girl confession has us pondering the sticky situations we might find ourselves in. 

So grab your headphones and settle in for a fun-filled episode that promises laughter, connection, and a whole lot of relatable chaos!

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

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Resources & Links:

• Paypal Tip Jar
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• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

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Join us for a special LIVE episode of Ag’s Most Okayest Farm Girls, where we dive into the hilariously wild world of redneck stunts and shenanigans we've pulled over the years. From chewing tobacco to moving a full blown garage down the road, what’s the most redneck sh*t you’ve ever pulled?

We’ll also tackle listener questions about managing farm finances and bookwork when all we crave is fresh air and wide-open fields. Plus, we’ll share what gets our hearts racing and what gives us the jitters as young farmers navigating this crazy life.

And because we can’t resist a good fun fact, we’ll throw in some tidbits about farm equipment that might surprise you! As always, we’ll celebrate the amazing women in agriculture who inspire us every day. So, grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and prepare for some laughter and maybe a little bit of insight. Let’s get this party started!

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

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• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
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Calling all okay farm girls…it’s time to talk girl power. We’re sharing hilarious and heartwarming stories of how women have banded together in sketchy situations, reminding us that sisterhood is our strongest ally. We also talk about girlhood in a nostalgic way but most importantly, we talk about how following your gut and pursuing your dreams will make the world a better place! #girlpower

And because we keep it real, we’ll spill a farm girl confession that might just raise some eyebrows—yes, we’re talking about a dildo collection! Plus, Courtney will share an update on her hormone therapy journey, bringing you along on her path to health-discovery.

So grab your favorite beverage, sit with us for a sec, and get ready for some laughs, insights, and a whole lot of relatable moments. This episode is all about celebrating the highs, the lows, and everything in between of being a woman!

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

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• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
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In this episode of Ag's Most Okayest Farm Girls, we’re diving into a topic that hits home for anyone who’s ever been doubted: being fueled by spite! Join as we share our hilarious (and sometimes outrageous) tales of determination when someone told us we couldn’t do something. Spoiler alert: their negativity only ignited our fire to prove them wrong! 

We’ll reminisce about those “crazy” ideas that ended up being total game changers for our businesses—because who doesn’t love a good underdog story? Plus, we’ll spill the tea on a few things we’re currently obsessed with that you absolutely need to know about. 

So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and get ready for some laughs, insights, and relatable moments. Because at the end of the day, we’re all in this together—and sometimes, spite is just the motivation we need!

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• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
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Yes. Venting is GOOD for you. And deep down, we all kind of even knew that already, right? So let’s vent.

Today we just have some things to get off our chest about being working stay-at-home moms! From juggling everyone else’s schedules to feeling like we’re drowning half the time, we share the highs and lows of this chaotic yet rewarding life. But don’t worry, we wouldn’t trade it for anything! PLUS as our kids grow, we discover the benefits of finding ourselves again and reconnecting with our passions. So don’t worry if you’re in the thick of it, sunnier days are ahead! 

Oh by the way, you won't want to miss our hilarious farm girl confession about a rather unfortunate incident involving a toilet at work—trust us, it’s our kind of doozy!

We also share some unexpected fans of the podcast (hey there, fellas!) and ponder the mystery of why we always seem to buy too much sour cream yet somehow end up out of it when we need it most. Plus, we have a bizarre tale involving California's infamous serial butt sniffer that you have to hear to believe!

Join us for a laugh, some relatable moments, and a reminder that we’re all in this together. Grab your headphones and let’s hop to it!

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• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

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• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

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Guys, let’s dive into the heartwarming chaos of county fair season! We are in FULL BLOWN fair-mom era and loving it. We’re reminiscing about our own fair nostalgia and how getting involved in 4H at a young age can spark a lifelong passion for agriculture—there truly is something for everyone!

As busy moms navigating the whirlwind of fair week, we’ll share our tips and frustrations about packing the ultimate cooler of snacks to keep the kiddos fueled and happy while juggling our packed schedules. Get ready for some laughs as we recount the hilarious and often cringeworthy things farm kids say—like their unique takes on where babies come from and how animals become our meals.

Plus, we’ll feature a few confessions you don’t want to miss as a common (shitty) theme returns… Tune in for a dose of laughter, community, and a celebration of how our farm kids are truly built differently! Grab your earbuds and get ready to enjoy the carnival ride that is Ag’s Most Okayest Farm Girls!

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

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• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
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It’s your favorite duo, back and ready to dive into the delightful chaos of life on the farm. This week, we’re getting real about romanticizing the little things and how being present can transform our daily routines. 

Join us as we explore how to savor our mornings with joyful rituals that engage all five senses. We’ll share five surprising ways to know you’re doing better than you think you are, and trust us, you might find some inspiration here!

But it’s not all sunshine and rainbows—Courtney spills the BEANS (iykyk) on her unfortunate turkey massacre.

And because we can’t resist a good laugh, we’ll take a trip down memory lane to discuss some barbaric and historic beauty trends that sound downright medieval, yet some are still prevalent today.

So grab your favorite cool drink or sweet treat, savor it, settle in, and get ready for a fun-filled episode that reminds us all to find joy in the little things. Let’s get into it!

Connect with Annaliese & Courtney:

• Follow Annaliese on Instagram @modfarmchick
• Follow Courtney on Instagram @greenpasturescattle
• Follow Okayest Farm Girls on Instagram @okayestfarmgirls

Make sure to hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

Resources & Links:

• Check out our MERCH!
• Have a farm girl question? Leave us a voicemail!
• Submit your Farm Girl Confessions and Questions!
• To shop beef, head mounts, art + more from Courtney

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