Romelu Lukaku is back and he’s already wreaking havoc.

Marcus, Vish and a chastened Jim Campbell cast their eyes over the second round of the Premier League circus. We discuss Lukaku’s credentials as the next Bond after Arsenal fall to Chelsea, wonder whether Fred might be more effective as a Paul Pogba golf club, and try to find out where Burnley source their players after another valiant battle at Anfield.

There’s also not nice news from Nice and the most exciting Inter Miami update yet. We promise.

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