Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Wow federal crimes wow. On part one of this two-part Jen Shah special, Sarah and Richie Skye unpack what Jen and Stu's shocking arrests mean for the future of SLC, why RHODC can serve as a cautionary tale when franchise seasons become national news, and the blinding effect of ego in (allegedly) hiding criminal activity on TV. Beware the ides of Michaele, and please don't tell Tareq Sarah said hi - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 207! Part 1!

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After being alerted to a cease and desist from the lobbying firm Big Cackle, Sarah frantically searches for crisis PR protection for her 5-star laugh. Relieved to discover the perfect press powerhouse is also a thriving Bravoholic, she Zooms up media strategy and talent relations pro Giselle Phelps. They discuss Giselle's filming guidance to friend, frequent collaborator, and new RHONY, Eboni K. Williams, the impact of celebrity valuations competing with plot on Beverly Hills, and which Housewife is the most authentic of them all. Evan shouldn't be concerned that this ep will hurt his finance career, although Sarah would def appresh some Patreon cash - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 206!

ENTER THE SARAH'S FAVORITE THINGS GIVEAWAY collab with Summer House stars Kyle and Amanda! Enter to win the Loverboy Spritz variety pack on Sarah's IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/

Unlimited entries! Contest ends Wednesday, March 31st, at midnight EDT. 21 and up, US residents only.

WANT TO CELEBRATE SARAH'S BDAY?

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Sarah's Small Business Satchel

Sestina in East Village, NYC

https://www.matthewkenneycuisine.com/sestina

IG: @sestinapastabar

Giselle's Small Business Satchel

Harlem Candle Company in Harlem, NYC

https://www.harlemcandlecompany.com/

IG: @harlemcandlecompany

AG Listener Andrea's Small Business Satchel

Podcast: "Adult Child," launches March 31

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/adult-child/id1552579027?i=1000508016486

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Sarah awakens on what she wish she'd told her childhood rabbi was the third high holy day - the day commemorating her blessed birth. Also Passover. Immediately humbled with the knowledge that she shares March 27 with Victoria Gunvalson, Sarah decides both OG celebrations can not fit in a family van, and instead marks the occasion with one of Instagram/podcasting's greatest gifts - Abby and Vanessa from @RealMomsOfBravo! They discuss the ways Bravo viewing has changed during COVID for some parents, the nuances of age vs. storyline in deciding Bravoleb retirement, and what the just-released trailer means for RHONY: Next Gen. Sarah may be one year older, but she will forever remain mid-twenties plus (plus. plus.) - it's an eternal youth-hosted Andy's Girls, Episode 205!

ENTER THE SARAH'S FAVORITE THINGS GIVEAWAY collab with Summer House stars Kyle and Amanda! Enter to win the Loverboy Spritz variety pack on Sarah's IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/

Unlimited entries! Contest ends Wednesday, March 31st, at midnight EDT. 21 and up, US residents only.

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SEND IN YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SATCHELS: They may be featured as gratis ads/shout-outs on future episodes! Please include your first name/town (or note if you'd prefer to be anonymous), the name of your submitted company/business, and why they should be considered for a Small Business Satchel/what they mean to you. Please note if the company is owned/operated by a woman/person of color/member of the LGBTQIA+ community/is a family run business. Email: [email protected].

Sarah's Small Business Satchel

Siete Family Foods in South Texas

https://sietefoods.com

IG: @sietefoods

Abby's Small Business Satchel

Glow Candle Company in St. Louis, MO

https://glowcandleco.com

IG: @glowcandleco

Vanessa's Small Business Satchel

KC Lemon Squeezy in Kansas City, MO

https://kclemonsqueezy.com

@kclemonsqueezy

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Emo after another week of top-notch Bravo content, Sarah gives her cackle a spiritual PhD (it took YEARS of study to get this loud!), and calls up one of her fave Bravoholic/Bravolebs - who just so happens to have a Harvard degree - psychologist, relationship expert, and everyone's fave counselor on Camp Getaway, Dr. Monica O'Neal. They unpack the weaponization of shame on Dallas, Jersey, and Atlanta, what it means to penalize intellectual curiosity and academic achievements on reality tv, and what Teresa Giudice and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. Pass the Fabellini, because this convo sparkles - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 204!

ENTER THE SARAH'S FAVORITE THINGS GIVEAWAY with 4 Bravo Merch Accounts on Sarah's IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/

Unlimited entries! Contest ends Wednesday, March 24th, at midnight EST. 18 and up, US residents only.

SUPPORT THE BRAVO WOMEN CONTENT CREATORS SOCIAL ACTION: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/

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Sarah's Small Business Satchels

Hairstylist: Vu Nguyen at Vu Hair/The Peninsula New York in New York, NY

IG: @vuhairnewyork

Hair Colorist: AJ Lordet at Frederik Fekkai Soho in New York, NY

Phone: (212) 888-2600

IG: @ajlordet

(both salons follow strict COVID-safety protocols)

Dr. Monica's Small Business Satchel

UOMA Beauty, London and Los Angeles

https://uomabeauty.com/

IG: @uomabeauty

AG Listener Maria's Small Business Satchel

Babur in Forest Hill, London

https://www.babur.info

IG: @baburrestaurant

Sarah's Bonus Small Business Satchel

Kahani in Chelsea, London

https://www.kahanilondon.com

IG: @KahaniLondon

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Sarah watches this week's episode of Dallas and immediately plans a social distanced/double masked stroll to NASA HQ, intending to move to wherever OG MoonBeams reside. After being told this would unfortunately impact her access to vegan cheese, she resigns herself to continued life on Planet Earth. She calls up one of her fave star reporters instead, whose deep dive interview with Tiffany was just released - Alex Zaragoza, VICE's senior culture writer. They discuss the reality of opening up one's marriage (literally and figuratively) on reality tv, the difference between a narrative of redemption vs. accountability on RHOD, and whether the network has a responsibility to counter problematic Bravo personalities. Alex's horoscope says she's Porsha Rising, so this ep is already a spiritual win - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 203!

ENTER THE SARAH'S FAVORITE THINGS GIVEAWAY WITH DR. TIFFANY MOON:

To win a *6-pack* of Tiffany's Aromathesia Candles:

1. Follow @tiffanymoonmd and @damegalli on IG

2. Like and save the contest post (either account)

3. Tag three Bravoholic friends in ONE comment. 1 comment = 1 entry.

Unlimited entries!

Contest ends Wednesday, March 17th, at midnight CST. 18 and up, US residents only.

Alex's VICE interview with Dr. Tiffany Moon: https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7mwm8/interview-tiffany-moon-real-housewives-dallas-racism-against-asian-americans

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Sarah's Small Business Satchel

David Parise Photographs in New York, NY

https://www.barbieandkenphotos.com

IG: @vintagekenandbarbie

and Printmaker and illustrator Mary Lynn Blasutta in New York, NY

https://www.blasutta.com

IG:@Blasutta

Alex's Small Business Satchel

Guevara's in Brooklyn, NY

https://www.guevaras.com

IG: @guevarasongrand

AG Listener Lindsay's Small Business Satchel

Clover in Milwaukee, WI

https://www.clovermke.com

IG: @clover_mke

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Sarah supports other women - and also Richie Skye! In honor of Ramona Singer's favorite month - Women's History Month, aka 31 days of Turtle Time - Sarah calls up some of her fave women Bravo content creators (Sasha Morfaw aka @TheBravoBreakdown, Kiki Monique aka @TheTalkOfShame and @MixingWithMani's Mani Marcus), along with the Youtube king himself. The group revs up on Ramona Pinot G (RIP?), and discusses a nuanced view of Jen Shah's reunion reactions through the lens of Black Bravoholics, whether adult children of Housewives are ever truly out of bounds, and why disengaging with Kenya's slut shaming is the best (and only) strategy. It's Sarah's birthday month, and this conversation is truly a gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 202!

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MARCH GIVEAWAYS! Sarah's blessed birth is March 27, and she's celebrating with Bravo giveaways all month long! Win Sarah's Favorite Things while supporting and amplifying some of her favorite Bravoholic/Bravolebrity small businesses.

Giveaways are exclusive to Sarah's IG (@damegalli).

Enter this week's on Sunday, March 7!

This week's highlighted Bravoholic Small Business: Shop So Messy in Oakland, CA

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ShopSoMessy

IG: @shopsomessy

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Sarah tries to Seamless a cross-country order of SUR goat cheese balls, until she realizes she a) doesn't eat dairy and b) prefers literal food. Instead, she calls up the esteemed dramaturge of both Vanderpump Rules and Sex and the City 3, writer, performer, and host of Sexy Unique Podcast, Lara Marie Schoenhals, PhD (doctorate awarded at John Sessa's College of Arts and LOLs). They unpack whether or not Vanderpump still rules, which OGs belong on the Housewives' Mount Rushmore, an examination of the Salt Lake City reunion through a lens of empathy for Lisa and Jen, and whether or not Heather will fall prey to the dreaded second season curse. Mary's snow snack may not have been palatable, but this convo is filled is both real and chill - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 201!

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Sarah's Small Business Satchel

Tatiana Poblah in New York, NY

https://www.tatianapoblah.com

IG: @TatianaPoblah

Lara's Small Business Satchel

Candle Delirium in West Hollywood, CA

https://www.candledelirium.com

IG: @CandleDelirium

AG Listener Crystal's Small Business Satchel

Not Sorry Goods in Detroit, MI

https://notsorrygoods.com

IG: @NotSorryGoods

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Much like a fine wine - Ramona Pinot G, to be exact - Andy's Girls has grown better with time. Sarah celebrates AG's 200th ep with the Kim to her Kyle, Red to her Skinnygirl, and Kim D to her Kim G, Damian Bellino (co-host, "You Might Know Her From," senior producer at VH!, and OG of the AG). They discuss the weaponization of shame in the Bravosphere, whether analogies can ever fully translate on reality tv, and the impact of Lisa fighting Jen's battle, seemingly alone. The initial audio file for this ep may have been morally corrupt, but luckily Sarah wrestled a redo away from Danielle - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 200!

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Thursday, February 25th, at 7pm EST.**

SATCHEL OF SOCIAL GOOD: HELP TEXANS RECOVER FROM THE WINTER DISASTER

1. Perhaps one of the best ways to offer aid is by donating to a mutual aid fund. These grassroots organizations allow neighbors to support each other based on their individual needs. You can donate to Mutual Aid Houston, DFW Mutual Aid, Austin Mutual Aid, Para Mi Gente, Feed the People DTX, Trinity Mutual Aid, and many more across the state.

2. In you’re in the Houston area, you can donate or sign up to volunteer with Kids’ Meals Inc., an organization that provides meals to hungry kids year-round. In Austin, pipes burst in two of the cottages for the children’s shelter at the SAFE Alliance, and the organization is in need of funds and supplies such as drinking water, nonperishable food, and wipes. https://give.kidsmealsinc.org and https://www.safeaustin.org

3. Incarcerated people, whether in prisons, jails, or immigrant detention centers, are freezing through the winter storm, as many have been stuck in facilities with no electricity, decent food, or safe drinking water. You can donate to organizations such as the Texas Jail Project, a nonprofit organization raising funds for commissary and phone accounts of incarcerated people. The Texas Inmate Families Association, which supports the relatives of those behind bars, could also use your help. https://www.texasjailproject.org/donate/ and https://tifa.org/donate/#!form/Donate

4. Sea Turtle Inc., the South Padre Island nonprofit whose volunteers rescued 4,000 hypothermic turtles this week, could use your donation. Animal shelters and rescue groups across the state have also struggled to keep homeless critters warm and fed. Go to any local TX shelter’s Facebook page to see which items it needs, or make a donation online. https://seaturtleinc.org/shop/give/donations/

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Ramona may have mixed results about whether she supports other women, but these Bravoholics are tried and true! With the goal of celebrating and amplifying women on Galentine's Day, Sarah Zooms up some of her favorite Bravo content creators: Kate Casey ("Reality Life with Kate Casey"), Samantha Bush (@BravoHistorian), Mani Marcus ("Mixing with Mani"), and @RealMomsOfBravo's Vanessa and Abby. They unpack the nuances behind gendered reunion questions on Salt Lake City vs Southern Charm, Housewife personality triggers, and which Wives are ideal Galentine's. Then, Sarah and Dylan Hafer (@BravoByBetches) premiere a Galentine's song paying tribute to Housewives friends. Danielle may not want to listen to this ep 19 times, but you should absolutely go right ahead - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 199! Happy Gallitine's!

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO FOR "THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS (OF) ARE FOR": https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/

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Thursday, February 25th, at 7pm EST.**

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Exhausted after thinking about what friendship means to Jen Shah, Sarah pops a melatonin and falls asleep to a glorious episode of "Watch What Happens Live," dreaming the roundtable's A++ guest returns to the People's People's Couch. She awakes with delight to an opportunity for another epic kiki with actress and the host of the IGTV masterpiece @TheBravoBreakdown, Sasha Morfaw. They discuss why the 'oxygen mask rule' need apply to Meredith, Whitney, and Heather, Drew's headshot masterclass in subverting shade, and Kary's indelible mark in the Housewife history books (on the second to last page). Leave your $1500 plastic bead necklaces at home, because this ep drops pearls of wisdom - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 198!

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Thursday, February 25th, at 7pm EST.**

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Sarah's Small Business Satchel:

Catbird in Brooklyn, NY

https://www.catbirdnyc.com

IG: @catbirdnyc

Sasha's Small Business Satchel:

Bloom & Plume Coffee in Echo Park, Los Angeles

http://www.bloomandplumecoffee.com

IG: @bloomandplumecoffee

AG Listener Reanna's Small Business Satchel:

Brave and Kind Books in Atlanta, GA

http://www.braveandkindbooks.com

IG: @braveandkindbooks

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