Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah wakes up on Hanukkah Eve to the greatest gift imaginable: an invitation to attend a taping for the forthcoming season of RHONY. After floating on air, she calls up one of her favorite Certified Bravoholics, Lea Palmieri, Director of Creative Strategy at Decider.com, to share behind the scenes scoop of the night's many presents. They also discuss why Jane Roe was Andy's gift to humanity, which Real Housewife should be impeached from their franchise, and whether or not Dallas can survive this season's troubled story arc. Sprinkle cookies for everyone, because this convo is a special treat - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 138!

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After writing four-and-a-half chapters in her forthcoming book, "Fugitive from Justice: The Vacay Tale of an RHOC Tertiary Character Allegedly Allegedly," Sarah settles in on the People's People's Couch with her favorite RHONY Season 4 PhD, writer and editor Evan Ross Katz. They discuss which Tres Amigas should retire from Orange County, how Tinsley's reported exit may impact New York's Big Alpha Energy, and whether Dallas can survive this season. Unlike OG peach wardrobing, this episode is anything but recycled - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 137!

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Upon hearing Tinsley's engagement news, Sarah mourns the potential loss of another RHONY by going where no Mortimer ever would: Key West. After discovering the RHOC vacation house in the bedding section of a nearby Pier 1, Sarah buys herself a tropical People's People's Couch, and sits down for a chat with Bravoholic Michael Arceneaux, New York Times bestselling author of "I Can't Date Jesus" and the upcoming "I Don't Want to Die Poor." They discuss how Kenya's on-screen intentions have changed since she returned to Atlanta, whether Orange County drama can thrive without two of the Tres Amigas, and what the Potomac lawsuits mean for next season's cast. Paging Dr. Heavenly, because this conversation was sent from above - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 136!

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Sarah picks up a copy of The New York Times, assuming the front page will be a fashion spread on L'Infinity by LeeAnne. Disappointed to see international breaking news instead, she calls up her favorite BravoCon bestie, writer and producer Tracie Morrissey. They discuss RHOD commedia dell'arte, what Faith told Tracie about Vanderpump Rules and race, which RHONY's behavior inspired booing at BravoCon, and the surprising personality trait Teresa and Nene have in common. This episode has more snaps than the ones D'Andra and Kary broke in Thailand - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 135!

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Sarah realizes she absolutely must stock up on the Green Miracle, because she always has faith in cash. Excited at the possibility of supporting the Simmons empire without directly ingesting ketchup, Sarah meets up with none other than businesswoman, fellow podcaster, and Real Housewife of Dallas, D'Andra Simmons. They discuss D'Andra's fractured friendship with LeeAnne, RHOD Season 5 casting rumors, and which Potomac and Orange County housewives she calls for advice. Mama Dee doesn't give a rip, and Heinz says neither should you - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 134!

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Immediately after returning home from the epic first-ever BravoCon, a doorbell rings in Sarah's apt, followed by the subtle scent of La' Dame. She opens the door and is thrilled to see President of the Real Housewives Institute, Erika Jayne collaborator, and Vulture writer/historian, Brian Moylan. They discuss their BravoCon roses and thorns, extensive interactions with Bravolebs, and why BravoCon is so impactful for the Bravoholic community. The production of BravoCon was absolutely perfect, and Sarah's vocally depleted cackle is too - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 133!

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On the eve of BravoCon, the most important religious holiday of the year and likely all time, Sarah goes to temple to pray. Confused as to why there wasn't a shotski inside the Torah as the Lord surely intended, she calls up her favorite RHONJ spiritual advisor, AOL Entertainment's managing editor, Gibson Johns. They discuss Stephanie and Porsha's breakthrough seasons, why the alliances are finally working on Orange County and Jersey, and what's next for Juicy Joe. BravoCon has arrived, and so has this week's sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 132!

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Sarah jumps out of bed and begins another day of strength training for the upcoming BravoCon marathon. She jumps over the many hurdles Danielle Staub has placed her way and meets up with her favorite sparring partner, OG of the AG and VH1 senior producer, Damian Bellino. They break down epic season premieres for New Jersey and Atlanta, Tamra's role as OC's friend and foe, and what the LeeAnne wedding edit may portend for the rest of Dallas. Kenya Moore is back, and so are the OGs - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 131!

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After celebrating Halloween with a costume of this season's Dallas plot - so, ya know, she wore nothing - Sarah decides to skip the trick and head straight to an AG treat. She meets up with writer, editor, and co-host of the acclaimed podcast "Who? Weekly," Lindsey Weber, for a breakdown of current Housewife headlines, including Caroline Manzo's response to Teresa and Joe's special, Meghan and Jim's messy split, and LuAnn's interview with Jenny McCarthy. It's officially the holiday season, and this conversation is a gift - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 130!

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Sarah pulls out her BravoCon Advent calendar, and is thrilled to discover an Hermés box filled with Gina's leftover kitchen sink glam. She realizes this gift must be shared, and calls up the horror, theatre, and Housewives historian, and creator of the "High Drama" newsletter, Louis Peitzman. They discuss the impact of the current political landscape on Housewives drama, the similarities between Braunwyn and D'Andra's family strife, and why Emily's marriage is a throwback to a Season 1 OG. D'Andra's trust may be empty, but Sarah's support for Stephanie is a treasure trove of love - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 129!

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