Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedy Stand-Up

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Berner Phone episodes

April 21, 2020 Hannah's Hot Takes: Dating A Pedophile & Crushing On A Doctor
Hannah's Mom joins to give unprofessional advice and very strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email [email protected] if you're going through hell or in a pickle!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support
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27 min
April 15, 2020 Matthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance Love
You've seen him on Comedy Central, Conan, Fallon and today, Matthew Broussard comes to hell! He chats to Hannah about how they hung out with Caroline Calloway the first night they met, the art of judging roast battles, how he fell in love with his girlfriend who lived in a different state, and being a good looking comic.

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1 hr 3 min
April 08, 2020 Andrea Allan: Fluffer Fetishes & Golden Showers
Comedian Andrea Allan discusses going full goth, having sex in public, being a love addict, animal transformation fetishes, being subservient in bed, dating a narcissist, and much more.

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1 hr 14 min
April 01, 2020 Austen Kroll: Analyzing His Insecurities & Threesomes
Hannah objectifies Austen Kroll from Southern Charm and he reminds her about all their encounters from last summer. He explains how he feels about New York girls, why he is confused about his type, why he likes drama in relationships, his biggest physical insecurities, how long he should wear a backwards hat, his experience with adderall, dealing with depression when Southern Charm airs, an update on his beer company, the right amount of fame, and being super emotional.

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1 hr 1 min
March 25, 2020 Jourdain Fisher: Fear Of Confrontation & Mean Comments
Hysterical comedian Jourdain Fisher goes to hell and discusses being raising in the family business of funeral homes, how he started comedy, being a virgin until 22, dealing with acne, insane reviews online, and much more.

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1 hr 10 min
March 18, 2020 Rachael O'Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks
Rachael was the first one on Vanderpump Rules to date Jax!!! Okay, now that we got that out of the way, comedian Rachael O'Brien opens up in hell about botox nightmare, why she thinks she's bad at reality tv, , why she moved to Los Angeles, small towns with heroin, being a big boned child, and much much more.

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1 hr
March 11, 2020 Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies
Her viral mom videos have blown up the internet but Alyssa Limperis is now chasing a dream to become a serious actor. The comedian opens up about her former track career, dealing with depression, growing up greek orthodox, anorexia, and dating after losing her dad.

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1 hr 15 min
March 04, 2020 Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah's Chart
The hottest astro bitch in the game is in hell today! Aliza is the first celebrity astrologist on the pod and she writes all the horoscopes for Cosmopolitan Magazine! She explains how she went from wanting to be an art dealer to an astrology dating app founder to becoming a professional astrologer, wtf it's like to read someone's chart, how she deals with haters, what fucked up stuff happened to her to make her get into astrology, generational trauma, her relationship with her inner child, the power of money manifestation, and going in depth into reading Hannah's chart!!!

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46 min
February 26, 2020 Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms
The first married couple to go to hell discusses how they met, why they sleep in different beds, being married with scrupulosity OCD, how often they have sex, the closest they got to a divorce, how their sex has gotten more wild, and much more hell.

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1 hr 15 min
February 19, 2020 Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick
Get ready for the most epic game of heaven or hell ever!!! Hannah is worried if Lev is okay, he talks a little too much about anal, hooking up with bisexuals, celebrity conspiracy theories, dating funny people, creepy neighbors, Lev's body image, how he takes dick pics, hooking up with a virgin, and much much more.

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1 hr 2 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.