Berner Phone

Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedyStand-Up
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Berner Phone episodes

  • Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding

    Hoodie goes to hell and explains how he met Hannah on Instagram, why he's not attracted to Insta models, why he likes girls who dress like boys, the story behind Hannah's favorite song "No Faith In Brooklyn", his process of creating a music video, that time Romeo Miller slid into Hannah's DM, his special connection with fans, his worst gig ever, his dating history, and much much more.

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses

    Scheana addresses being called a bad kisser on national TV, why her divorce doesn't define her, how she met her new boyfriend Brock, why she hates her hairline, why she was a bitch to Dayna, the last time she spoke with her ex husband, why she did her show in Vegas, her multiple hookups with Carl, freezing her eggs, her weight fluctuation, and how Stassi has inspired her.

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    58 min
  • Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders
    He is the first Broadway Actor to be on Berning In Hell! He played the troubled teen on Evan Hansen for 2 years and this week is departing from the show. He discusses how he got the role, why he is an interesting weirdo, how much he hates auditioning, dealing with external validation, getting diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder, exposure therapy, the first time he had an anxiety attack on stage, transcendental meditation, what he's going to do after the show, advice for performing at the highest level, being a witch and a Slytherin.COME TO AN UPCOMING COMEDY SHOW IN LA, SF, TEXAS, AND NASHVILLE!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Kate Kennedy: Building A Doormat Empire & Not Being A Doormat
    Kate built multiple businesses from nothing even though she didn't actually want to be an entrepreneur. She explains to Hannah how her idea went viral, why she hates self help gurus, getting depressed after following her dream, why corporate america rejected her, how she wrote her first book, when to actually listen to other people's opinions of your business, why she was always friend zoned, how she met her husband at a bar, overcoming trust issues, why she is struggling with the idea of becoming a mom, and how past life regressions can explain the root of anxiety.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything
    Olivia has a new man and new dreams. She chats about how she actually thought she would find love on the bachelor, not being herself on TV, why she had trouble getting along with the other girls on the show, being overweight growing up, her worst memories from the show, who she is currently dating and how her mom hit on him, starting a long distance relationship, reasons for self destructions, dealing with depression, how reality tv hurt her career, what she is doing now to pay the bills, and why she loves sad songs.JOIN THE JUICY PATREON HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    1 hr 4 min
  • John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable

    Hannah tortures JPJ and makes him recite Shakespeare to her, he explains what happened to him and Tayshia, how he hates his voice, where he stands with Derek Peth, why he quit his financial analyst job and moved to Hollywood to become an actor, how he's getting over his heartbreak, his type, what he was like in high school, if he ever sends nudes, and how he's changed since The Bachelorette.

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    50 min
  • Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media

    @dfarella is known as "everyone's favorite internet bf" but he gets interrogated by Hannah to see if he is actually boyfriend material. He explains the worst date he's ever been on, not having sex on the first date, everything to do with chicken parmigiana, being a former fat boy, how he finds inspiration for his tweets, what his goals are in his career, why he doesn't love EDM anymore, why he has a chip on his shoulder, how guys feel bloated too, dealing with peer pressure, the strategy behind why his instagram page is black and white, why he doesn't want to be a boyfriend right now, and how to get respect.

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    54 min
  • Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups

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    41 min
  • Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone

    Grace is an expert in personal style, organization, books, DIY projects, wellness, and travel. She talks to Hannah about making cat ladies cool again, finding a balance with eating and working out, how she is a hot mess at heart, her best book recommendations, her worst habits, and how the blogging business has evolved.

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    1 hr
  • Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes

    Former professional soccer player and reality tv bad boy met Hannah on a drunk night. Hannah asks if he's ever had a threesome with his brother, why he is a bad boy in the press, what he doesn't like about bachelor nation, how he and Danielle Malby ended, why he enjoys open relationships, how to get invited to NYC sex parties, how his soccer career ended, being motivated by failure but driven by success, the scariest thing he did on the challenge, his relationship with Cara Maria, why he has such a chip on his shoulder, how he got bullied in high school, why he was never afraid of being the villain, what he has learned about getting publicity, and the hardest part about dating in the public eye..

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    1 hr

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.

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