Berner Phone

Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedyStand-Up
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    71 min

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Berner Phone episodes

  • Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials

    Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell about her fear of intimacy, dating narcissists, how everyone is a mirror, positive affirmations, her boyfriend history, guys being distracting, what guys watching your story means, what's going on with her and Chris Distefano & Blake Griffin, how she is addicted to work, how she overcame imposter syndrome, what kind of girl she would date, how they are going to have a threesome, her face dysmorphia, eating disorders, and pooping.

    GET TICKETS TO SEE HANNAH LIVE HERE

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny & Not Fat
    The woman behind the popular instagram @notskinnybutnotfat talks about cutting friends, how she makes her money, how she met her husband, how she immediately knew he was the one, how she doesn't have a relationship with her dad but still doesn't have daddy issues, why a little bit of anxiety and crazy is good, how she grew her meme page, how she never diets, how she became a certified Bravoholic, fighting with bosses, and being an entrepreneurial bitch.GET TICKETS TO BERNING IN HELL LIVE IN BOSTON, PHILLY, AND LONG ISLAND HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Paige DeSorbo: Bad Taste In Men & Good Taste In Fashion
    My best friend Paige explains why people think she's a bitch, what their first weekend of filming summer house was like, her boyfriend Perry calls in, our codependency on our moms, how our moms have broken up with our boyfriends, her child modeling career she never talks about, why she started seeing a therapist, how she used to have terrible taste in men, how she is a NYC party socialite, how she met Perry and he broke up with her, her chicken cutlets, her biggest insecurities, how to always look good, and her shopping visions.GET TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOWS IN BOSTON, LONG ISLAND, & PHILI HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    57 min
  • Robby Hayes: The Sex Tape & The "So'" Moment
    Hannah ran into Robby drunk at a bar the night before and asked him to come to hell. He agreed and probably regrets it now. He talks about how he believes being able to fall in love on reality tv, his drama with Amanda Stanton, if it's all a PR stunt, how he responds to DMs, what's actually happening with him and Scheana, dating a on girl on Siesta Key, why he dates so many reality tv stars, the sex tape drama with Lindsey Christley, how he met Lindsey, how he deals with hate online, how his parents feel about his career, he admits to using FaceTune, he explains his hairstyle, the company he started, his eating crisis after his swimming career, his workout routine, and how he handles his demons.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    46 min
  • Mara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken Engagements
    Mara grew up in a devil home with an angel street life, her mom was undiagnosed bipolar, she explains why she forces hugs, cocaine mishaps, making millions of dollars, getting hit in the head with a ketchup bottle, how her asshole broke from stress, and all her fricked up relationships.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Chris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn Sperm

    Chris goes to hell and discusses why he doesn't stand for anything, being a zaddy, his unique sperm, how he would exchange physical therapy services for stage time, paying for dates, the power of saying no to opportunities, how he's had 9 pilots dropped and cancelled, CBD oil, anxiety Tuesdays, dating with a daughter, his off center nipple, codependency, his crush on Gwen Stefani, his favorite quotes, and how he really feels about his daughter.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & Sanity

    Kelly Bensimon has been through hell and back, so Hannah wanted to hear all about it.. She explains how to be a socializer, why Ashton Kutcher got mad at her, how she got discovered to be a model, how her husband wasn't her type, the weirdest engagement ever, her biggest physical insecurity, her workout routine, her experience on dating apps, why she thinks she would be better on reality TV now, why she jogs in the street, how she really feels about her experience on RHONY, why she is envious of JLo, why she loves getting angry, how she still gets hate online, and her issues with her ego.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Your Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird Friendships

    The moms of Jonah Hill and Adam Levine, better known as Sharon Feldstein and Patsy Noah, are the founders of Your Mom Cares. They opened up to Hannah in hell. Sharon explains how she is hungover from her daughter Beanie's birthday party, Patsy explains how they met when they were 17 and are complete opposites, how mental health wasn't talked about when they were growing up, how creative minds are different, the crazy careers they've had over the years, which charities you can trust, how influencers need to be called out for what they actually influence, and their opinions on french fries.

    Check out Your Mom Cares here

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

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    53 min
  • Rayna Greenberg: Dirty Talk & Dick Sizes
    Rayna opens up about career path since college, failing fast, getting boobs at a young age, how to dirty talk, the key to enjoying sex, when her fiancé left her the day before her engagement party, how her podcast has changed her life, drunk personas, cutting people out of your life, how often she likes to have sex, her snack addiction, working with your friend, and hooking up with exes.GET TICKETS TO THE NEXT BERNING IN HELL LIVE IN NYC HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Lev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your Brain

    Lev explains whether he is a daddy or a zaddy, what he likes to be called during sex, his family's illegal businesses, why he refused to go to college, farting during sex, his cuddling tendencies, his first love, getting out of depression, that one time he overdosed on marijuana, the positives of anxiety, how technology is ruining dating, creative brains, emotional eating, having sex with friends, and why people like choking.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram @beingbernz

    Follow Lev Fer on Instagram @levfer

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    1 hr 22 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.

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