Berner Phone

Berner Phone

By Hannah Berner and Des BishopComedyStand-Up
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    71 min

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Berner Phone episodes

  • Sarah Merrill: Big Kid Problems & No Plan B
    She's the girl behind @bigkidproblems and she opens up to Hannah about feeling like she was born in the wrong place, her rebellious years, shitty internships, what it's like to look like cool barbie, why she got fired that one time, rolling panic attacks, how she almost got taken abroad, how taxes are fucked up, and why she moved to LA.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernzFollow Sarah Merrill on Instagram: @bigkidproblems--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    57 min
  • Elephante: Day Dreaming & DJing

    He is the first ever DJ and Harvard grad to go to hell with Hannah. He explains why he quit his job as a consultant, how Fantasia changed his life, the first time he got his heart broken, the 2 things you need to be a successful DJ, why he always felt like there was an elephant in the room, how Avicii's death affected him, loving the worst parts about what you do, how to win over a crowd, whether you like your friend or you just like getting fucked up with them, intuitive fashion, what's it like being in ketosis, and how being a DJ has effected his love life.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Elephante on Spotify, iTunes, & SoundCloud

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    56 min
  • Ellie Schnitt: Haters & Hilariousness
    Hannah didn't like Ellie at first, but the two have come a long way. They discuss whether you have to choose to be funny or hot, how Ellie went viral on Twitter, why everyone hated her during college, how many friends you actually need, what it's like working for Barstool, how she writes the perfect tweet, her selfie secrets, and that time she was really depressed.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernzFollow Ellie Schnitt on Twitter: @holy_schnitt--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Sydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content Creators

    Comedian Sydnee Washington goes to hell to explain how she was an ugly duckling, why depression is her best friend, how she used to be a part-time lesbian, why she wants to be the hotter one in the relationship, why body positivity annoys her, how she wants assets, napping at work, why dudes don't like her, and she and Hannah do some Depression ASMR.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Sydnee Washington on Instagram: @justsydbw

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    48 min
  • Tank Sinatra: Binge Drinking & Battling Your Thoughts
    You've probably seen @tank.sinatra on Instagram, but today we learn about who, how, and why he is AKA why he was scared of the devil as a kid, that time he forgot he wrote a book, when he was broke in California, how his mind was his master but then he learned how to master his mind, intrusive thoughts, how parents fuck you up, how he hates when people abuse the word "gratitude", how he can tell if you're an alcoholic, how he was a fat kid growing up, and why the hell why he got tatted up.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Katie Boren: Being A Ballerina & Balancing Life
    Katie is a top professional ballerina in NYC. She explains to Hannah why she chose ballet, how she turned into a professional ballerina, how often she's contemplated quitting, the politics and pettiness of dance, how she mentally and physically prepare for performances, being a perfectionist, what it's like to date as a ballerina/if they have crazy sex, the prevalence of disordered eating in ballet, and her opinions of black swan.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernzFollow Katie Boren on Instagram: @katieboren1--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    50 min
  • Guys Next Door: Losing Your Virginity & Unlearning Everything

    Mack Wilds (The Wire), Mouse Jones, and Flyry venture to hell together. They discuss their deepest emotional insecurities, when Mack lost his virginity, talking during sex, the difficulty of music industry, why black men don't cheat, their opinion about the Kardashian empire, farting in your sleep, granny panties, bad hand jobs, and how to appreciate your hell.

    Follow Guys Next Door on Instagram: @guysnextdoor_

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    57 min
  • Kate Mannion: The Marines & Vagina Calzones

    You may know her as "Kate Barstool" but her Dad calls her "Forest Gump". She's lived a hell of a live from the small burbs of Philadelphia to the Marines to comedy. She explains why she wanted to become a Marine, her experience in Afghanistan, falling in love with a Marine, suicidal thoughts, and how one tweet changed her life.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twitter at @beingbernz Follow Kate Mannion on Instagram and Twitter at @katebarstool

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    54 min
  • Komalesque: Quitting Gigs & Guys

    Komal Kapoor is the creator of one of the first art poetry pages on Instagram. She quit her corporate job to help individuals be more themselves. She comes from a traditional South Asian family and it caused her to not express her feelings. This made her great at her job, but not great at relationships. We discuss how heartbreaks can happen with non romantic relationships, how to turn your heartbreak into art, spending money lowers your vibration, why women are bad at negotiating, people copying her Instagram concept, traveling alone, and her weird crush on Tim Ferris,

    Purchase her book "Unfollowing You" on Amazon.

    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Komal Kapoor on Instagram: @komalesque

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    52 min
  • Jared Freid: Reality TV & The Ghost

    Jared Freid fights with Hannah over a cupcake, explains what it's like to diet as a male, how to show your date your authentic self, why jared is so fascinated with The Bachelor, why he quit his corporate job, when you should cry after sex, the rules of cuddling after sex, whether jared would want Kris Jenner as his manager, and why it's hard to enjoy vacation.

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    Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz

    Follow Jared Freid on Instagram & Twitter: @jaredfreid

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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    1 hr 11 min

About Berner Phone

From the publisher's feed

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in.

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